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Following destruction in Japan, Akiyama pulls out of bout at UFC 128

We feel you, bro.

Those of you living under a rock may not have heard, but the “city” of Japan eight feet, but it also shifted the Earth’s axis. Did you read that? It shifted the fucking planet’s axis. If that measly butterfly flapping its wings in Tokyo could cause big changes worldwide, you’ve already gathered that this little doozy is going to have an effect as well.

But I don’t want to bore you with the details of the Japanese fending off a potential nuclear armageddon, not when there’s big picture stuff like fighters being pulled from the March 19th UFC 128 card. Though he and his family are reportedly safe and out of harm’s way, Yoshihiro Akiyama has understandably withdrawn from his bout with Nate Marquardt.

Stepping up from the preliminary card and into the spotlight will be Dan Miller. We last saw Miller in action at UFC 124, where he picked up his second consecutive victory following a split decision win over Joe Doerksen. So far Miller, 5-3 in the UFC, has faltered when taking a big step up in competition, and a match with the very tough Marquardt is just that. Odds are good that Nate will level him, leaving him powerless and without the means to fend for himself. Hey, speaking of which…

With all of the money we routinely spend to bask in some good old fashioned injury and bloodshed, now might be a great time to balance the scales. If you feel like putting some coin to good use, consider texting REDCROSS to 90999 to make a $10 donation to help those affected by the earthquake in Japan and tsunami throughout the Pacific. It’s times like these that I regret some of the other ways I choose to invest my money.

- Chris Colemon

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KarmaAteMyCat- March 13, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Just did a ton of sparring i feel fucking great!
WuTangClan- March 13, 2011 at 3:54 pm
Anne Frank? You win.
KarmaAteMyCat- March 13, 2011 at 3:37 pm
i know not what you speak of.
Peppered 2 Death- March 13, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Maybe I missed something but what does ANNE FRANK have to do with anything? Did somebody say something bad about Jews? Unless of course you meant to continue with the retard theme and meant to say Hellen Keller?
Smitty- March 13, 2011 at 10:05 am
I wasn't really trippin off you "calling" the strikeforce thing. I think that's pretty dope really. Also, no need to apologize. We're all just one big fucked up family here, and sometimes families have disagreements. Now shut the fuck up and go win "US" some fights!!!!
KarmaAteMyCat- March 13, 2011 at 9:43 am
I'll take a step back. I apologize! I got excited!
KarmaAteMyCat- March 13, 2011 at 9:16 am
I really haven't changed the tone of my writing smitty. It's the same as it was 4 months ago compare it to posts back then seriously. The biggest thing since pride being purchased happened and I called it. I don't get to toss it out there ? Like everyone else would? Just because people donated money to my cause. Look I like you smitty I like wutang when he isnt being a troll and I don't mind this silly childish stuff. It's entertaining but I haven't changed don't try playing that card it's naive.
KarmaAteMyCat- March 13, 2011 at 9:09 am
Educated? No. Hardly In fact you are about as back ass wards as it get sir. You just want attention you want to keep this going because you seem to be getting your rocks off from making absurd statements. Then you turn around and make bunch of personal insults and think for some reason you think your winning some sort of "debate". There is no real debate here you are retarded, you did make this personal and I made valid points about the purchase of Strikeforce. Stings a bit doesn't it? I bet it feels good with peppered stroking your balls cheering you on and what not. Don't worry though it's not helping the situation and nobody really cares about you. Still a nothing, a nobody and failing horribly. The only thing you've educated me on is that you like good music and you suck at anything relatively logical lets not fail to mention how easily butt hurt you seem to get when someone makes a logical point that you can just toss aside. Thanks for playing though. Sorry about the Originality last night Anne Frank but don't worry I'm back.
Smitty- March 13, 2011 at 9:08 am
@ CaptnJonsey
My dumb ass just caught on to what you said, and LMAO "for real"!!!
Smitty- March 13, 2011 at 9:05 am
Listen Karma, we did and do all support you and wish you well (me and Wu included, hell Wu even sent you money), but it is a fact that since you had your first article on here you have been posting MORE on every story. It's not that its that big of a deal, but imo (and obviously the Wu's) you just sound a little different. A little more cocky and brash if you will, and there's nothin wrong with that either really, but when you "change" like that after something as obvious as all these people on CP givin you props and ridin ur nuts, it can rub some people the wrong way. I'm sure we'll all be bro huggin it up a few posts down the road, the Wu and I just had a "fuck you" moment. It happens here dog. Just think about this, there have been more than just me and Wu sayin that shit, including in the comment section on articles AFTER this one. If more than one person is saying it, maybe you should take a step back and take a second look at things or, maybe we deserve a "fuck you" moment??? Good luck still mufucka!
Peppered 2 Death- March 13, 2011 at 8:00 am
Endless Soldier- March 12, 2011 at 11:43 pm
Why all the hate in these tragic times.
WuTangClan- March 12, 2011 at 11:33 pm
Originality at its finest though. "Bad Trolls are Bad"
WuTangClan- March 12, 2011 at 11:29 pm
Thats what I thought. No response. You've been educated.
KarmaAteMyCat- March 12, 2011 at 10:43 pm
Bad Trolls are Bad.
CaptnJonesy- March 12, 2011 at 6:25 pm
If karma finishes arguements the way he finishes fights this shit is never gonna end
WuTangClan- March 12, 2011 at 6:14 pm
"KarmaAteMyCat Says:
Sat, 03/12/11 - 01:23

Also smitty you know thats not true I’m just excited because I saw this coming and nobody else did. QQ?"

Try again.
KarmaAteMyCat- March 12, 2011 at 5:49 pm
You called me a broke cunt? You attacked me personally I have ALWAYS been on EVERY post and I don't talk out my ass I put the facts out there. I also stated with Logic all of this was relatively easy to see coming. I NEVER stated that anyone else didn't see it coming. So many people were shocked and awe'd I've been posting for a very long time on this site and it wont be stopping anytime soon. If you honestly respected me for asking for help you wouldn't have used it as ammunition for your personal insults try again. Thats not how respect works champ. I'm not on my own dick either. Please tell me how I've talked out my ass today? I am ready to be educated.
WuTangClan- March 12, 2011 at 5:35 pm
I respected you for asking people for help in a time of need but ever since then you're on every single post talking out of your ass. You honestly think you were the only one who saw the Strikeforce buyout coming you conceited prick? Get off your own dick.
KarmaAteMyCat- March 12, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Oh I am more then aware of that. It's good to know people love riding my dick like that. Regardless though I still have the love for the PotatoNation. You are right though haters are gonna hate.
kellyman- March 12, 2011 at 3:43 pm
Haters gonna hate, Karma. Rampey got bullied for kicking ass on fightpicker, right? Just means you're doing something right, and you've got something other people want.
KarmaAteMyCat- March 12, 2011 at 3:35 pm
I'm illiterate? I was being sarcastic about the Ariel sidekick thing obviously someone has no clue how to take a joke. broke cunt. Cute more personal attacks from the peanut gallery. I did call it it's on past posts. Don't like it? To bad! I feel like fluffing my feathers like a mighty peacock and showing my colors. I never once acted any different then I have in the past you just see my name NOW. Perhaps its because it's all blue and stuff or perhaps it's because I put myself out there. Don't hate moron. As for CptnJonesy We'll see sir we will see indeed.
CaptnJonesy- March 12, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Yay! Two companies Karma will still never fight for
Kimbos Bread- March 12, 2011 at 2:51 pm
Though Sexyama was in way over his head with Marquardt
Kimbos Bread- March 12, 2011 at 2:47 pm
And I thought I was the one starting the fight...