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Watch Forrest Griffin Says He Would Drink Machida’s Magic Pee and Other Wittisms on

We couldn’t tell you how Forrest Griffin‘s physical preparation is coming along for his fight against Anderson Silva at UFC 101 (August 8th, Philadelphia) — but at least his head’s in the right place. Here are some highlights from a recent interview he did with

On the Silva fight: "People keep telling me that I’m a big guy and they think I’ll do pretty well. I don’t believe ‘em, I think they’re out of their minds…I’m planning on getting beat up by Anderson Silva…Yeah, he’ll probably beat me up. But I could still win the fight. Even fights I win I get beat up in. That’s just how I roll."

On his book, Got Fight?: "It’s just an insane sense of flattery that people would not only read your random thoughts, but maybe even pay money to read nonsense that you have to say…It’s a very short book. It’s not gonna take you a whole lot of time to get through, so I think you can pick it up and pretty much read the whole thing [at the bookstore] in two or three cups of coffee…and maybe a little piece of brownie or something, and you don’t have to buy the book. But if you would, try not to get brownie on the book because somebody may actually buy it for some misguided reason."

On Lyoto Machida: "I want nothin’ to do with that guy. Keep him away from me."

On Lyoto Machida’s urine: "I would drink Machida’s urine. It’s done wonders for him. My urine is gross, it’s full of toxins and crap, but I think Machida eats pretty healthy. I’d drink his urine. Not from the source itself…"

On his gameplan for the Spider: "I’ve got my camp putting visine in his water…he’s gonna be shitting himself the entire fight."

On staying positive: "Herpes isn’t just a disease, it’s a way of life."

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831 Son- June 21, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Shut the fuck up Booblover Ill fucking murder you.
Booblover- June 18, 2009 at 5:35 pm
I'm just so tired of the worship, He's nowhere near the p4p champ, Gotta beat some/any quality opponents (Sorry Rich but I think you're overrated also) Blah-Blah-Blah,

Forrest is a breath of fresh air for all the common Davis-Hardy, now Sanchez-Guida crap talk, Drinking Machida's pee, that's hilarious.
Booblover- June 18, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Trouser-?? Based on beating the cans in the middleweight division? Silva hasn't fought anyone this good since-oh yeah never, Griffin GNP, and rather easy.
common sense- June 18, 2009 at 6:49 am
forrest is so funny...had my laughing out loud numerous times throughout the interview. what a good guy.
themcgraw- June 17, 2009 at 11:23 pm
fired thru "got fight" this weekend. learned the asian dart would be my move of choice.
Your Dumb- June 17, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I'm glad to see Forrest wouldn't drink Lyoto's piss straight from the source. When I first read he would drink it I was mortified, but then he redeemed himself. I'm glad to know he would have the decency to walk over to a cupboard and grab a tea cup, first.
TrouserSnout- June 17, 2009 at 5:30 pm
How can you not take Forrest via UD?

Cause there is a 97.8% chance he will get KTFO....but I still like Forrest alot...good fighter, great people person....
Dmonicideals- June 17, 2009 at 4:33 pm
How can you not take Forrest via UD?
Dante- June 17, 2009 at 4:04 pm
This guy is awesome.
T BONE- June 17, 2009 at 3:38 pm
man he's hilarious! i love it. "noone does a very good anderson silva" hahaha
Jeffro- June 17, 2009 at 2:16 pm
He's not drunk, he's just a little buzzed. But yeah, he has had a few. I see him being a happy go lucky drunk until he has one too many. Then he will break shit, beat up his friends and fiance, and get arrested.

Kind of like myself.
The Donald- June 17, 2009 at 1:53 pm
He's right, I could be looking at porn! Later CP
Peppermint Nightmare- June 17, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Forrest is awesome.
That host has the personality of a cardboard box.
BigBear145- June 17, 2009 at 1:35 pm
how can u not love this guy.
Deadpanda- June 17, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I love the guy but the self deprecation is disheartening XD
NECROPHYTE- June 17, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Whether it'd be Victory or Octagon Rape, you gotta luv Forrest.
Big4Nothing- June 17, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Suck my fist.
kula- June 17, 2009 at 1:12 pm
he sounds and looks drunk
myboysrock3- June 17, 2009 at 1:09 pm
great to see a serious athlete who doesn't take himself so seriously.
he's a freakin' contender.
Cage Rage- June 17, 2009 at 1:04 pm
His book is real funny.There is a part in there where his friends talk about him living in a run down apartment and he would have conversations with friends that were not there and he would also, talk to 2 pictures of his heros he had hanging on his wall.One was Clint Eastwood and one was Martin Luther King Jr. Funny shit
Fedor vs. Bas- June 17, 2009 at 12:37 pm
This guy is great. I love that he would drink Lyoto's urine, not his own though.
just some dong- June 17, 2009 at 12:31 pm
"Who moved my nose?"... awesome.
mayhem- June 17, 2009 at 12:22 pm
How can you not like this guy? Hahaha....
I also happen to be one of those people that think he could very well be the first guy to beat Anderson in the UFC.
Soup Sandwich Server- June 17, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Hopefully Forrest takes him out
831 Son- June 17, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Hahah no way shizznitt. Even though I strongly agree that Anderson will win and beat Forrest up, Forest will smile before and after he gets KO'd.