Damn these Raw Vegas jokers, they make you sit through more than seven minutes of video before they finally get to the good stuff. Fortunately, the payoff in this particular video comes in the form of Frank Mir giving his approval to the popular ‘Lesnar is to Mir as Moby Dick is to Captain Ahab’ analogy on the grounds that Brock Lesnar is big, white, and a dick. Get it? Like the book that you totally didn’t read but have learned about purely from pop culture references?
Well, take our word for it that it’s actually a pretty sweet little burn by Mir, who insists that his Lesnar death threats were just a savvy way of keeping his name in the news. Do we believe that? Maybe not, but none of that is going to matter unless he can get past Shane Carwin.