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Frank Mir: Lesnar Is Like Moby Dick — “He’s Big, He’s White, and He Is a Dick”

Damn these Raw Vegas jokers, they make you sit through more than seven minutes of video before they finally get to the good stuff.  Fortunately, the payoff in this particular video comes in the form of Frank Mir giving his approval to the popular ‘Lesnar is to Mir as Moby Dick is to Captain Ahab’ analogy on the grounds that Brock Lesnar is big, white, and a dick.  Get it?  Like the book that you totally didn’t read but have learned about purely from pop culture references? 

Well, take our word for it that it’s actually a pretty sweet little burn by Mir, who insists that his Lesnar death threats were just a savvy way of keeping his name in the news.  Do we believe that?  Maybe not, but none of that is going to matter unless he can get past Shane Carwin.

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Komodo- March 18, 2010 at 3:39 am
robthom Says:
Tue, 03/16/2010 - 16:42

I've never read the book but I believe its till one of them dies.

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Hahahah...
Seems eerily accurate.
FlashinLeather- March 17, 2010 at 10:12 am
Many of you don't understand that everything that was talked about prior to UFC 100 was all bullshit, Mir was trying to sell a fight, thats what every fighter does and Mir does it well. The more shit you talk, the more controversial you are as a fighter the more PPV buys...and when contract time comes around Mir is getting paid for talking so much shit.
ghostboner- March 17, 2010 at 3:05 am
@robthom - "...being ridden by a tattoo of another smaller, yet still rather large dick." Love it. I was gonna try to think of a cocksword joke, but you saved me the trouble.

And I am joining the "a winner who gets punched a lot is still a winner" team. Haven't you seen any Rocky movies? It is 1-1 and needs finishing. They will fight one way or another.
Kayblade- March 16, 2010 at 11:59 pm
A winner that gets hit a lot is still a winner El Guapo. Mir is amazing.
Unabomberman- March 16, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Fuck it.

I'm pulling for Ahab. Go get that whale.
TfTransplant- March 16, 2010 at 10:07 pm
Frank Mir is the Jeniffer Aniston of MMA..... let him go, Frank. Let him go.
robthom- March 16, 2010 at 6:39 pm
I dont imagine that you ever had much chance of forgetting that.

And now time will tell whether you've passed the stigmata onto the rest of us.

Lol @ Dubbayoo.
fiveforfive- March 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm
ROW! ROW IF YE LOVE SPERM!

I actually did read Moby Dick and this is all I remember.
Dubbayoo- March 16, 2010 at 5:23 pm
So Frank is familar with Rorschach tests and seems to have actually read Moby Dick. He's a bad ambassador for the sport.
Harry Nips- March 16, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Mir is talking this much shit about Lesnar and doesn't even have a fight lined up w/ him. If Mir beats Carwin and is guaranteed a shot @ Lesnar, he's gonna have to strap a diaper to his mouth to catch all the shit that's gonna be flowing outta there.
Neekz- March 16, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Lesnar > Mir

I'd have to agree, Mir is a bitch.
El Guapo- March 16, 2010 at 4:44 pm
I'm aware Mir won via pinky toe lock their first fight, but he got his ass kicked in the process. And he got beaten half to death in the second, so...

I repeat, how many ti... Actually,(Mumbling)"I ain't repeating shit, nawmean?"
fightfan- March 16, 2010 at 4:29 pm
IT is absolutely hilarious, and pothetic, as well, that Mir STILL has Lesnar on his mind. He cant stop talking about him. This is the worst man crush I have ever followed. I almost feel bad for Mir, but since he is such a hipocritical dick, I dont. I cant wait for Lesnar to turn Mir's face into hamburger meat ONCE again.

It is so sad how Mir is taking this. Mir ran his mouth so baldy and insulted Lesnar every chance he got up to UFC 100. Then when Mir nearly killed him, all Lesnar said was go ahead and talk shit now??? Mir is such a joke and such a hipocrit. Mir says a martial artist should respect ALL opponents, respect this, respect that, make a GREAT example for the kids, etc,etc....

YET, Frank Mir does NONE of that???? What a hipocritical used douchebag. How ironic would it be if Mir was the first to have his career ended due to the beating he receives from Lesnar.

Man, I really do not like Lesnar much.......but I am counting the days/months until he beats the living douchiness out of Mir.

Thats all folks!!!
LastEmperor- March 16, 2010 at 4:28 pm
He's on the money about Fedor too BTW.

LastEmperor- March 16, 2010 at 4:25 pm
He lost to him the first time.
andoy162- March 16, 2010 at 4:15 pm
WAR Mir !!!!!!
put lesnar to sleep or better yet, break his arm.
Gogo Platypus- March 16, 2010 at 4:15 pm
I think the analogy works better than Mir understands given his Ahab-level obsession. Kablammo! That's another literature burn.
Mir please break Brocks neck- March 16, 2010 at 4:08 pm
He beat him once El Guapo. Mir also was in the process of removing Brocks leg the first time Mir won. Do you watch tv? Mir also happens to be a repeat Heavyweight Champion. Mir is a cereal box character. Mir is a REAL MMA fighter. I'd like for Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka come back and kick Brocks ass just for fun. And he (Jimmy) would actually win. Mir for President!
superflat- March 16, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Big, white, and phallic? See: Tim Sylvia, below the fold.
robthom- March 16, 2010 at 3:42 pm
I've never read the book but I believe its till one of them dies.
El Guapo- March 16, 2010 at 3:38 pm
How many times does Brock have to beat the shit outta this guy before he stops talking trash?? Geez
robthom- March 16, 2010 at 3:34 pm
...being ridden by a tattoo of another smaller, yet still rather large dick.
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