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Freak Show Alert: Seth Petruzelli and Ken Shamrock to Go Five Rounds in Mexico

With his one-year steroid suspension coming to an end next month, UFC Hall-of-Famer/Juggalo wrestler Ken Shamrock is ready to get back out there and prove that he can still circle the cage for a few minutes, fall dead to the mat after getting punched, and collect his paycheck. And get this: Some attention-hungry new promotion is actually giving him a shot at a championship belt.

MMA Fighting passes along the news that International Unlimited Fighting‘s debut event (March 6; Cancun, Mexico) will feature a five-round light-heavyweight title bout between Shammy and Seth Petruzelli. If you’ll recall, Shamrock was originally supposed to face Kimbo Slice at EliteXC: Heat in October ’08, but pulled out at the last minute due to a cut over his eye, and was replaced by Petruzelli, who went on to knock Slice out in 14 seconds. It’s unclear how the IUF will be able to spin that bit of shared history into the inevitable grudge-match angle. If anything, Petruzelli is probably thankful to Shamrock for providing him with the opportunity to make his name off of Kimbo on network television. We can only hope that Shamrock calls Petruzelli a pink-haired fruitcake and threatens to beat him into a living death.

Petruzelli — who will win this fight in the first round, assuming there’s no pre-fight drug test that would bar Shamrock from competing in the first place, and since it’s being held in Mexico I’m assuming we’re all good — last competed in August, when he scored a first-round TKO over Chris Baten.

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Robocop Didnt Tap- January 5, 2010 at 6:35 am
Heard the rest of the card will be:
-Don Zimmer vs. Pedro Martinez
-DMX vs. his manager
-Don Frye's moustache vs. 6 Lucha Libre midgets
-James Thompson vs. El Gigante

The undercard will consist of 6 cock fights and a special 5-round dog fight featuring a rottweiler and a pitbull. It'll be held in the horse stables next door to the abandoned warehouse the main event will be held in.

That's just what I've heard though...
Sunburned- January 4, 2010 at 11:10 pm
Fruits and Nuts fight?, In Mexico??
THIS will be a PPV to watch!!

Roids, Antics, Chimping, it will all be there at the event, this'll be great!!
Beef Merciful- January 4, 2010 at 10:05 pm
"Ken Shamrock is ready to get back out there and prove that he can still circle the cage for a few minutes, fall dead to the mat after getting punched, and collect his paycheck."

Big Jumpin Dad- January 4, 2010 at 9:22 pm
yeah just what i thought, somebody gets a lil edgy and you all back off. What is this world coming to!!!!
mybongsnameisgreenmeenie- January 4, 2010 at 5:26 pm
it's funny to me that the last fight kenny boy won before the clifton fight was 60 ufc's ago, and he beat a hella religiuous meth head.
Da Spied Her- January 4, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Since it's in Mexico, maybe they should both wear masks!
skeletor- January 4, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Awful match up for Shamrock. Even though Seth is a mediocre fighter at best he's more legitimate then most of Ken's recent opponents.
you just got pieced up homey- January 4, 2010 at 2:46 pm
You know I always thought Petruzelli got a bad rap. Though he may not be the best or greatest fighter by any means, I always found him to be an entertaining and unorthodox fighter to say the least. Hopefully he'll send Shamrock into a long overdue retirement so we don't have to see the juiced up meat head destroy what legacy he has left.
BigCountrysCholesterol- January 4, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Are we taking bets on whether or not Petruzelli ends up on the receiving end of some bizarre donkey show video?
Big Jumpin Dad- January 4, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Im first, and i love sucking dudes dicks and i am a dude, creampieing in another dudes ass is pretty cool too, its even cooler if her squeezes the cum back into youre mouth. you know what they say, you cant "have cum in" youre cake and "eat" it too;)
Mex- January 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Jamba Juicer vs a Juicer
Birdman- January 4, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I would think that if Petruzelli is serious about making a second run at the UFC he would want to put together a few wins that actually mean something. Not sure Dana and friends are gonna take Kenny as a legit win. Of course, I hear James Toney is looking for an opponent.
Birdman- January 4, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Nothing makes me happier than seeing ole Kenny get punched in the face, even if it is for just a few seconds at a time.