So here’s how we’ll do this: Every week, we’ll announce a handful of our favorite #freecapotato Twitter messages and Facebook photos. As promised, those people will all get “Free CagePotato” t-shirts; if we run your photo or tweet, please e-mail your name, shirt-size, and address to contest@cagepotato.com, and we’ll hook you up. Lots more after the jump…

(Props: David T., who writes, “I’m positive I can use a free shirt more than anyone else.” Good point.)

(Props: Ric Flair. We usually wouldn’t consider photoshopped submissions, but in this case we’ll make an exception.)
And now our favorite #freecagepotato Twitter posts…
PhiGam25: @danawhite Please let @cagepotatomma back into the Expo? I’ll do both your & @AriannyCeleste’s laundry? They are very sorry. #freecagepotato
(Ed. note: This was the only tweet that got an actual response from Dana White. Not a particularly encouraging one, but still, good work.)
freddyfacepalm:
- @danawhite Have @cagepotatomma buy 1000 issues of Arianny’s Playboy and hand them out to the homeless #punishcagepotato not #freecagepotato
- @danawhite Maybe there is some low level job you can give @cagepotatomma at the Expo like cleaning toilets #freecagepotato
- @danawhite I was going to suggest Arianny publicly spanking @cagepotatomma at the Expo but they’d enjoy that #freecagepotato
zmartin2244: If OJ can get away with murder then why can’t @cagepotatomma be at the fan expo? @danawhite @ufc #freecagepotato
[Ed. note: ALLEGEDLY.]
jpcampbell710: Please @danawhite #freecagepotato . They are fucktards but they are entertaining fucktards & they are fun. Let them in the expo 4 the fans
LiveCollarFree: @danawhite I watched Leno show with Jones because @cagepotatomma mentioned it. They do a great job for MMA, so please #FreeCagePotato
ChrisEngine357: “The freedom of the press is one of the great bulwarks of liberty.” -Thomas Jefferson #FREECAGEPOTATO @danawhite
[Ed. note: "...now hand me that Arianny Celeste issue of Playboy, I gotta go rub one out."]
Thanks for the support, Potato Nation. Please continue to send #freecagepotato tweets @danawhite and post “Free CagePotato” signs on our Facebook page for a chance to win a shirt next week! Lots of love…






Portland mma sucks. Seriously, get out in the sunshine and quit crying in the rain you little bitch baby.