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‘Free CagePotato’: Twitter/Facebook T-Shirt Winners, Round 1

Free CagePotato UFC MMA photos
(Props: mmachiro)

So here’s how we’ll do this: Every week, we’ll announce a handful of our favorite #freecapotato Twitter messages and Facebook photos. As promised, those people will all get “Free CagePotato” t-shirts; if we run your photo or tweet, please e-mail your name, shirt-size, and address to, and we’ll hook you up. Lots more after the jump…

Free CagePotato UFC MMA photos
(Props: Miles B.)

Free CagePotato UFC MMA photos dog
(Props: Christopher W.)

Free CagePotato baby
(Props: Chad S.)

Free CagePotato UFC MMA photos
(Props: David T., who writes, “I’m positive I can use a free shirt more than anyone else.” Good point.)

Free CagePotato UFC MMA photos Dan White t-shirt
(Props: Ric Flair. We usually wouldn’t consider photoshopped submissions, but in this case we’ll make an exception.)

And now our favorite #freecagepotato Twitter posts…

PhiGam25: @danawhite Please let @cagepotatomma back into the Expo? I’ll do both your & @AriannyCeleste’s laundry? They are very sorry. #freecagepotato
(Ed. note: This was the only tweet that got an actual response from Dana White. Not a particularly encouraging one, but still, good work.)

- @danawhite Have @cagepotatomma buy 1000 issues of Arianny’s Playboy and hand them out to the homeless #punishcagepotato not #freecagepotato
- @danawhite Maybe there is some low level job you can give @cagepotatomma at the Expo like cleaning toilets #freecagepotato
- @danawhite I was going to suggest Arianny publicly spanking @cagepotatomma at the Expo but they’d enjoy that #freecagepotato

zmartin2244: If OJ can get away with murder then why can’t @cagepotatomma be at the fan expo? @danawhite @ufc #freecagepotato
[Ed. note: ALLEGEDLY.]

jpcampbell710: Please @danawhite #freecagepotato . They are fucktards but they are entertaining fucktards & they are fun. Let them in the expo 4 the fans

LiveCollarFree: @danawhite I watched Leno show with Jones because @cagepotatomma mentioned it. They do a great job for MMA, so please #FreeCagePotato

ChrisEngine357: “The freedom of the press is one of the great bulwarks of liberty.” -Thomas Jefferson #FREECAGEPOTATO @danawhite
[Ed. note: " hand me that Arianny Celeste issue of Playboy, I gotta go rub one out."]

Thanks for the support, Potato Nation. Please continue to send #freecagepotato tweets @danawhite and post “Free CagePotato” signs on our Facebook page for a chance to win a shirt next week! Lots of love…

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PERPATRAITOR- March 25, 2011 at 11:31 pm
Portland mma sucks. Seriously, get out in the sunshine and quit crying in the rain you little bitch baby.
mma samurai- March 25, 2011 at 7:02 pm
I liked the "skinny" roy nelson look alike kudos sir
nickyroose- March 25, 2011 at 2:51 pm
^ You mad?
agentsmith- March 25, 2011 at 12:51 pm
Free James Brown! Oh wait, he's dead.
MyFightWiffaCheeto- March 25, 2011 at 12:09 pm
I'm PhiGam25... Dana actually responded to this Tweet:
@danawhite Forgive @cagepotatomma for previous transgressions. @AriannyCeleste has! #penance #freecagepotato

His Response:
@PhiGam25 @AriannyCeleste nope, they knew exactly what they were doing and were punks about it after.

Arianny Chimed in with:
@DanaWhite Thanks Dana! They aren't sorry for what they did.
mustache revival- March 25, 2011 at 12:05 pm
That baby is pretty cute, but that dog is stunning!
intercept440- March 25, 2011 at 10:18 am
Loki that would have won hands down
zmartin2244- March 25, 2011 at 10:14 am
Thanks for the love on the tweet cagepotato! I sent another one trying to win my boy a tee but you should make stickers or shirts with cecils glasses and eyes with the free cagepotato logo. check the tweet's think about it!
LOKI- March 25, 2011 at 9:59 am
If I had Shop skills of any kind I would have had a picture of Ben as John Cussak in 'Say Anything' standing outside the Zuffa office building holding a "Free CagePotato" sign insteda a boombox, Arianny peering longingly out of a window, Dana at the front door looking annoyd, and Pat Berry on the roof in his underwear just for the F of it.
Morningwood- March 25, 2011 at 9:51 am
stak you should lighten up, you seemed like such a nice guy when we met a couple months ago.
Rottenpunch- March 25, 2011 at 9:39 am
seriously cagepotato?? I sacrificed a perfectly good shirt to make a free cagepotato campaign pic and you don't give me a free t-shirt??????
HardKnockLife- March 25, 2011 at 9:38 am
Any change to purchase a Tee? I am not creative nor funny and I want you to take my money...
glassjawsh- March 25, 2011 at 9:27 am
^ dumb

but anyway i don't have a twitter (on account of i think it's for `14 year old girls) and i don't believe in facebook (on account of there already being enough porn on the internet to waste my time with) . but i have this great idea to win a shirt, but seemingly no avenue's with which to submit it

Stak40- March 25, 2011 at 9:21 am
Rex dont get mad i didnt want you to find out this way but the relation with you and my dick isnt monogomous. Girls there is plenty of it for you two to share!
intercept440- March 25, 2011 at 9:13 am
why does Kenny muthafuckin Powers have a fucking brock lesnar poster in his pic???
Morningwood- March 25, 2011 at 9:13 am
LOL! Rex13!+1
intercept440- March 25, 2011 at 9:08 am
i went the lazy way out i took nate marquarts picture, used bitmap editor to make a juvenile humouruos attempt at laughter by putting rango the lizards head on marquarts body, adding a mister t style draw cp medallion, i thought it was funny, no free shit for me
ReX13- March 25, 2011 at 9:07 am
AMwood >> Don't mind Stak, he's going through morning sickness and still gaining weight.
Morningwood- March 25, 2011 at 9:06 am
where's that troll sudos to help me trash talk!!
Stak40- March 25, 2011 at 8:45 am
Pretty sure i cant get pregant by you sucking my dick but yes i agree.
Morningwood- March 25, 2011 at 8:43 am
sorry stak, but at least I didn't get you pregnant!
portland mma- March 25, 2011 at 8:42 am
the only problem with miles b's is that is says "free cage potat"
steampunk22- March 25, 2011 at 8:41 am
If that doesn't work its going to be "Free: Cagepotato".

ReX13- March 25, 2011 at 8:40 am
thought mmachiro's story about people coming in asking for their free cagepotato was pretty funny.
Stak40- March 25, 2011 at 8:39 am
Wood i hate even more now, because you did pressure me, i did it, didnt win, and CP is still banned! Fucker!