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Free Stuff Alert: #JanitorTips For The Win

Yeah, just put a bucket in that one hand, sponge there, maybe some Mr. Clean and boom, you got yourself an entry.

Heads up, Potato Nation, we wanted to turn you on to an opportunity to lay in to some cool free stuff from Vladimir Matyushenko, just between us. Now, don’t tell nobody but a friend of the Potato dropped us a line about a contest running on everybody’s favorite social networks to hate on, and it sounded like it might be right up our alley.

Vladdy and his friends have been amusing themselves with #JanitorTips on Twitter, and they’ve decided to issue an open challenge for the most hilarious/memorable/violently amusing tips. Some examples thus far:

- Janitors don’t tell jokes, they deliver punchlines. #janitortips

- Breaking news: Toronto’s garbage collectors will be going on strike April 30th because @vladthejanitor is taking out the trash #janitortips

-Every janitor should be able to sweep, mop, and ankle pick. #janitortips

You are also encouraged to Tweet at Matyushenko with humorous pictures or photoshops involving cleaning up carnage, mopping up competition, and taking out trash. Pictures that somehow convey the message that Vlady is a hardworking badass would probably pull some bonus points.

The payoff: Matyshenko and his management company will pick eleven winners. Seven of them will not achieve Total Victory, but will receive compensation in the form of Hayabusa Fight Shorts and Jakt t-shirts.  Sorry, bro.  The top 4 winners will each receive the grand prize of one of the following:

Vlady’s gloves from his UFC 129 bout in Toronto versus Jason Brilz
His UFC 129 competition banner signed by Matyushenko and all of his cornermen
An autographed vintage IFL poster of Vlady (!)
A “janitorial kit” specially picked out by Vlady (we have no idea what this would involve, and our source is keeping mum)

To enter:
First, become a follower of Matyushenko on Twitter.

Second, submit a Janitor tip (#janitortips required) to Vlady’s Twitter.

Third, click the “Like” button on Vlady’s Facebook Fan Page.

The winners of the contest will be announced in 2 viral videos that Vlady will launch two weeks leading up to UFC 129. You know that you have won if you see The Janitor himself reciting your Janitor Tip in the videos, which is kind of cool in itself.

Now we know that some of you have said that you’re not at all familiar with Twitter, and we understand. Some of us were extremely skeptical, and some of us only think of our Twitter accounts twice a month, maybe. If any of you would be interested in another Twitter primer, let us know in the comments.


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irisbbb- April 12, 2011 at 7:08 pm
high quality? reasonable price?
free shi pping accept pay pal,
you can order all kind of things you want,
believe me , trust me .
??? -=?
Turd Furgeson- April 12, 2011 at 1:12 pm
ReX13- April 12, 2011 at 12:54 pm
Turd >> it's not really intuitive at first, but it's not hard. Anyone interested in a Twitter how-to?
Turd Furgeson- April 12, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Either I'm retarded, or Twitter is really hard.
ReX13- April 12, 2011 at 10:14 am
Weird. Just got a TwitPic of a mutated carrot.
Fried Taco- April 12, 2011 at 9:15 am
@ReX - I'm so glad I sent you a pic of my penis!
RwilsonR- April 12, 2011 at 9:00 am
Okay, okay. If Turd can do it, so can I. When I have a bit of free time today I'll dl this shit and see if I can't figure out what all of these @'s and #'s mean.
Turd Furgeson- April 12, 2011 at 8:50 am
Not unlike my boy RwR, I am anti FB an Twitter. I did however download the latter on my mobile device in hopes of winning a Free CP T-shirt, or something awesome from Vlad. Now I just have to figure out how to use it.
ReX13- April 12, 2011 at 8:34 am
^TRUTH^ i'm actually a 23 year old nympho with a giant rack. i just write here between modeling assignments for Victoria's Secret.
Fried Taco- April 12, 2011 at 8:29 am
@RwilsonR - No one is really who they say they are on the internet.
ReX13- April 12, 2011 at 8:22 am
Actually, my favorite accounts are the fake/joke accounts. Chael Sonnen has several, but ChaelSonnensBerries is probably free (awfully long name tho).
italia furia- April 12, 2011 at 8:12 am

So it's not too late to register as ChaelSonnensBerries?

Offer perspectives on MMA and life in general...from the perspective of CS' testosterone-deprived oysters?

My life now has purpose. Do you hear the angels singing?
ReX13- April 12, 2011 at 8:06 am
RwR >> Yeah man, all you need is an email address, no need to use your actual name on Twitter or FB.
RwilsonR- April 12, 2011 at 7:51 am
Hey Rex, can you sign up for twitter under assumed names? I honestly don't know about this shit since I'm anti FB and twitter.
Me likey- April 12, 2011 at 7:37 am
reactivate. edit button
Me likey- April 12, 2011 at 7:36 am
had facebook for a week and old girlfriends came out of the woodwork. wife didn't appreciate it. now i just deactivate my account to watch the ufc prelim fights.
ReX13- April 12, 2011 at 5:37 am
just do it for me, ok? Win the IFL poster and send it to me and i'll be your BFF. Or i'll follow you on Twitter. Whatever.
italia furia- April 12, 2011 at 5:15 am
do normal, everyday people twitter?
I don't have facebook for the drama it would cause w/ wifey, but EVERYONE I know has that shit...IDK man. I can't see doing short comments on the internet for strangers to see...

oh. wait.
italia furia- April 12, 2011 at 5:12 am
yeah, no. no interest in this one.