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Friday Afternoon Link Dump

(What Xenophon did over the holidays)

- Franca Pleads Guily, Sentenced to 42 Months in Prison (OregonLive)

- Toughest MMA Tattoos on the Weakest Fighters (Complex)

- Louis C.K.’s Million Dollar Online Experiment (TheRugged)

- Leticia Zuloaga is a Bikini Model You Should Know (Guyism)

- MMA Training Misconceptions and How to Correct Them (MuscleProdigy)

- HBO is Totally Cock-Blocking NetFlix (ScreenJunkies)

- How to Recycle Your Xmas Tree (MadeMan)

- 13 Fighters Who Never Disappoint in the Cage (BleacherReport)

- 5 Movie-Themed Rides to Replace Jaws at Universal Studios (HolyTaco)

- Who’s Dated Who: The 2012 NFL Wildcard Weekend Edition (WorldWideInterweb)

- Okami Returning to Team Quest (FightersOnly)

- King Mo Calls Mousasi Boring, Calls for Media Ban of Him (LowKick)

- Unnecessary Sequel Alert: Horrible Bosses 2 (FilmDrunk)

- Who’s the Best at Dramatically Reading Awful Pop Songs? (WithLeather)

- 10 Real Survival Guides for One Very Fake Apocalypse (Cracked)

- 7 Unappetizing Movie-Inspired Junk Foods (Clutch.MTV)

- Crazy Women You Should Stay Away From (AskMen)

- Mayweather’s Jail Sentence Pushed Back Until May (TerezOwens)

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AndyInflammatory- January 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm
(And is also good for Haikus.)

Sick and feverish


Glimpse of cherry blossoms

Still shivering.
AndyInflammatory- January 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Dont forget.


You have to dot-point your paragraphs.


As that highlights.


The gravity of the situation
Spunderpants- January 7, 2012 at 12:18 pm
I like Xenon's posts

written like this

so that I know they are his

and i can just skip them

as they are boring as fuck

Chri534.- January 7, 2012 at 10:48 am
Did you guys even click the links before posting them? One link put Anderson Silva on the list of 13 Fighters Who Never Fail to Deliver an Action Packed Fight and on a different link they inlcuded Hi-C Ecto-Cooler on the list of 7 Unappetizing Movie-Inspired Junk Foods.
RearNakedSpoon- January 7, 2012 at 9:05 am
Oh and it used the shitty "next" page layout crap! RRAAGGGEEEEE!!!!! :P
RearNakedSpoon- January 7, 2012 at 9:02 am
"13 Fighters Who Never Disappoint in the Cage (BleacherReport)"
I'll never take another CP article for granted again after seeing that load of rubbish. It says "Never Disappoint" then names fighters who did have disappointing fights but just brushes it off.
XENOPHON- January 7, 2012 at 7:54 am
^ Hey Todd, I had to uphold RSparrows bet...even if he forgot. Now I a add that to my resume too - GRIN
Happy New 2012 to you and all my friends, writers, and editor buddies here.
One wise man once said, Viva Da Hate....
Now that the niceties are over with, I am all fine with getting back to capping on each other on occasion, and clowning those that need the love.
Todd M- January 7, 2012 at 5:09 am
^ :) Welcome back!
XENOPHON- January 6, 2012 at 9:27 pm
Don't worry lil mini-might..someone needs to help these pikers raise their weekly views.
And last warning. Be careful of all that smack you talk when my backs turned...
danomite- January 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm
god damnit, you guys
XENOPHON- January 6, 2012 at 8:31 pm
Ohh shit, so I see you cocksuckers employed by Break Media are still in business for another year!
. doubt Zuffa must have decided to re-sign their contract with Break Media CEO, Keith Richman (yes, its about as big of a Jew-bird surname name that one can have.)
If you don't believe me about Richman, just check out that Schnozzolla.
One concern Dana was afraid Seth F would defect for better pay from Bellator and Viacom.
Looks like poor Ben is going have just enough dough in his pocket to celebrate "The Festival of Lights" (Hanukkah) this coming 2012.
Rumor on the street was that the UFC was going to dump you fuckers at Cage Potato end of Q4, 2011.
Oddly, they planned on hiring Danga direct. They needed a warm body for the "male-room."

But seriously, the Cage Potato / UFC dispute had something to do with another leaked video.
Instead of Arianny Celeste, this time around it was the video of Xenophon.
Some may have already heard he was in Big Bear during the holiday's for high altitude - icicle training. January 6, 2012 at 8:22 pm
Santos killed women's MMA with one dumb decision.
cabj1905- January 6, 2012 at 7:46 pm
Good call, Nomad. I just found out through you. I gotta wonder if this does to women's MMA what Barnett's test did to Affliction.
AndyInflammatory- January 6, 2012 at 6:54 pm
aaargh that tough tattoos story was slanderous and just plain fucking inaccurate

Mark Hunt "weakest fighter"?
Thiago Tavares with a picture of Thiago Alves?

NomadRip- January 6, 2012 at 6:22 pm
You guys better add the news that Cyborg pissed hot and got suspended for a year.
GistoftheFist- January 6, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Dammit CP, that MMA training misconceptions link was just a pathetic article leading to an ad for some performance powder. >:I
TeilaTuliTooth- January 6, 2012 at 5:33 pm
if they want more pageviews they should try replacing Danga or not be six hours late on breaking stories like "Sheeborg and the Stanozol".
No, instead they do their best to ruin the comments section, the only reason people come here. Easy money right?
IronClad- January 6, 2012 at 5:20 pm
Teila...dont get your panties in a twist. This is an MMA site, no body is curing cancer here. And that caption was funny as shit so just settle the fuck down. Its strictly entertainment and so what if your conspiracy theory for CP's motive's are to boost page views? Of course they try to boost page view yah dingle berry, its how they sell advertising. Damn CAGEPOTATO...its a rough job you all have...seriously. With so many whining cry babies who all seem to be experts in journalism, sports, medicine and now motivating factors for your website. Your job is not easy, no it is not.
cabj1905- January 6, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Dude, xenophon is just TUFguy rebranded. He's been doing this shit for years. No matter what CP says or does won't make him "come back" because he's never left. Fuck you TUFguy!
TeilaTuliTooth- January 6, 2012 at 4:35 pm
You guys at CP are fucking pitiful. It's the second time you've mentioned XENOPHON in an article since the New Year. Since he stopped posting, either because he's on vacation in asia fucking some LBFM and hunting fish with dynamite or because he's made a New Year's to try and be less of a dick posting here in 2012.
Nobody that visits this place wants to put up with his past shit, but you are deliberately goading him and calling him out so you can increase controversy and get your fucking page-views up.
You are beyond PATHETIC (go ahead, delete it, pussies)