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Friday Afternoon Link Dump: War Machine is Going to the Big House

<(Forget Randy Couture and fancy gym equipment; Shane Carwin trains in the desert…the fucking desert!)

War Machine Tweets that he’s going to the big house for a year (Twitlonger)

– Scott Coker says Shields’ self-perceived value isn’t realistic (MMAFighting)

– CP contributing blogger/fighter Rich Attonito talks wanting to smash Yager’s face Saturday night (MMAJunkie)

– Video footage of War Machine’s bar brawl (MiddleEasy)

– Strikeforce: Fedor vs. Werdum conference call notes (Heavy)

– UFC 115 hat stealer makes ESPN’s "Not Top 10 List (MMAJunkie)

– 25 horrible fake tans (Break)

– ‘Scarface’ in 50 seconds (ScreenJunkies)

– Best American wives and girlfriends (WAGS) (Chickipedia)

– British model Daisy Lowe pics (HolyTaco)

– Need to know home improvement tips (MadeMan)

– LOL race pics (AllLeftTurns)

– Medal of Honour trailer (FileFront)

– Unearthly cleavage (Ebaumsworld)


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fatbellyfrank- June 20, 2010 at 5:07 pm
@ justscrappin, sativa, helps me see things from the Diaz boys perspective

"Dave's not here man" in best Cheech Marin voice
Shatski- June 19, 2010 at 11:40 am
Nice movie/song reference FatBellyFrank!

Anyone see the cast list for Haywire on IMDB? There's more than a few recognizable people in it. Though, I hope Channing Tatum isn't in it too much. It looks like if you are a known hollywood actor in it, you are a nameless character. haha.
rlh61- June 19, 2010 at 9:47 am
@cecils_pupils...+100...funny shit, brah. Maybe the Kama Sutra?
cecils_pupils- June 19, 2010 at 8:59 am
Some Bad Ass books to read for War Machine:

Superfudge
Learn to Love Your Body
101 Ways to Keister Your Shank
Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus
kangerpang- June 19, 2010 at 8:49 am
The best part about WM tweet, "Anyway, who knows some bad ass books I should read!?"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Who the hell is that guy trying to fool??
rlh61- June 19, 2010 at 8:31 am
So, a year in the lock-up for WM isn't long enough? I can't say if the douche deserves to be in a prison cell for the things he's done, but he sure as fuck deserves to be in a padded cell for the rest of his waste-of-space life. I'm amazed that anyone can defend him. While I'm disgusted that there are TWO links to stories about this guy, I'm more disgusted in myself for reading both of them. I guess I just can't resist the train wreck.

I find it funny that he wants to know what jail is supposed to teach him. How 'bout "Don't break the law, you goofy fuck." He ought to get that tatooed somewhere where he'll see it every day...maybe around his cell-mates navel...he's sure to see that quite a bit over the next year.
cecils_pupils- June 19, 2010 at 8:18 am
+1 ghostboner, I was thinking the same thing that Dana said the same shit about Hendo... but I don't think this will bite Dana. He's prolly payin' a lot less for Shields than Hendo was askin' for (just my guess) but gets to rob them of one of their top fighters and champ. I also don't think Shields can beat GSP but will test him more than Kos will.
Robocop Didnt Tap- June 19, 2010 at 7:54 am
Remember when War Machine wanted to go to Malaysia or something and fight to the death in a prison to prove he was an Alpha Male? Wish granted!
MoTropolis- June 19, 2010 at 7:38 am
Recommended books for War Machine...

1. Reading for Dummies
2. How to avoid brawls at gay discos
justscrappin- June 19, 2010 at 7:35 am
I don't know...hummers have always did the job for me. I'll be here all week try the veal.
tallkitchenbags- June 19, 2010 at 7:21 am
hummers are retarded. i woulda thought the engineer had more sense than to glorify their use. sad.
justscrappin- June 19, 2010 at 6:46 am
What flavor are you savoring right now FBF? Sativa or Indica?
fatbellyfrank- June 19, 2010 at 6:33 am
And I'm usually drunk at this time of night,,, and woops yup, I'm drunk again. And pretty stoned. Looking forward to free fights tomorrow
justscrappin- June 19, 2010 at 6:27 am
I just got a visual of ghost looking like a big daddy from bioshock...doing plyometric exercises....f'n clutch.
justscrappin- June 19, 2010 at 6:20 am
I hate working on saturday morning...cuz no one is on here to comment this early. Except maybe FBF cuz he is in a different timezone.
fatbellyfrank- June 19, 2010 at 5:14 am
" I've got a friend named gamblin' Bob"
ghostboner- June 18, 2010 at 11:44 pm
Desert training, whoop de doo. I train at the Salt Flats. In an an early 1900's diving suit.

This Jake Shields situation is like deja vu only the promotions are reversed. I think Dana said the same thing about Dan Henderson. Dana is gonna come out on top, because he is selling off his aging fighters for more than they're worth (presumably) and picking up Strikeforce's young champion at a (presumably) reasonable price. Although, on second thought, Coker might be the smart one here because I think Shields is a ppv blackhole. Nobody wants to pay money to see him fight. Dana could regret this if Shields manages to lay and pray a title out of GSP.
the mocker- June 18, 2010 at 10:37 pm
Too bad for WarMachine, and right when he was getting back into fighting. I would get my hands on as many marvel comics novels as I could because there written by NY Times best selling authors but they have comic illustrations from Marvel at the beginning of each chapter. So it makes it kind of part comic book and part real novel. Get the old ones though the new ones don't have the illustrations.
leonard cohen- June 18, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Lame the Bleacher Report articles are never shown on here anymore. Some of those dudes are good writers and have better shit than this.
leonard cohen- June 18, 2010 at 9:50 pm
Yea, fuck that lame that testifies on a bar fight. Don't get in a drunk person's face. Duh. A year is not right. The dude was probably talkin shit and deserved to get hit.
2DaDeath- June 18, 2010 at 9:09 pm
I don't get why warmachine's going to jail?

Other than the fact that a professional fighter shouldn't get into fights since they're a danger to everyone who doesn't fight for a living, he was clearly accosted by some douche who didn't think he needed be be concerned with steppin up to the craziest person in mma (next to junie, of course).

Anyone know if anyone else got in trouble in that scuffle? Like that asshole who felt real brave starting shit with someone when he had like 10 friends to back him up.
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