MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Fuck Cancer: Donate to “CagePotato’s Fight for ALF” and Help Out a Beloved Member of the Potato Nation


(A personal message from Karmaatemycat, recorded last night.)

For years, Laura “angry little feet” Nicholson (aka “ALF”) has been a calming, motherly influence on CagePotato.com’s forums and comment sections. Just kidding — she’s a salty s.o.b., meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes…and we wouldn’t change her for the world. A passionate supporter of mixed martial arts and a superstar on twitter (@angrylittlefeet), Laura has become a true friend to many folks in the Potato Nation.

Yesterday, we learned that Laura was diagnosed with Hodgkin’s Lymphoma (“The big C“) and we were devastated. But we know that she won’t back down from this fight, and we’re going to have her back every step of the way.

Like so many Americans afflicted with cancer, Laura has no health insurance, and has already gone $10,000 into debt. We just want to help dig her out and raise her spirits. Every little bit helps, right? So we’ve started an Indiegogo page — CagePotato’s Fight for ALF — and we’ll be asking for your donations* over the next couple months.

The $5,000 goal that we’ve set for this campaign represents a tiny slice of the financial burden that Laura will have to endure. That’s the reality. But we want ALF to know that we have her back, just as we’d have the back of any devoted CP family member who falls on hard times.

Give a dollar, give $5, give whatever you feel comfortable with. (By the way, a $50 donation gets you a CP t-shirt. A $1,000 donation gets you a live cam show with either BG or Karmaatemycat. Ten minutes, anything goes. Yeah, we’re working on better prizes.) All funds raised will go to Laura, even if we don’t reach our goal. Considering that tens of thousands of people visit this site every day, we’re confident that we can hit it.

We intend to mobilize the MMA community to help spread the word about Laura’s health situation and our efforts. In the meantime, visit the “CagePotato’s Fight for A.L.F.” Indiegogo page and join the fight. Thanks guys. We friggin’ love all of you.

Ben Goldstein and Jefferey Watts

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Chri534.- May 31, 2013 at 9:17 pm
Dude quit crying, Karma. She's got this.
Natalia- May 30, 2013 at 1:43 pm
my roomate's aunt makes $71/hr on the computer. She has been out of a job for 10 months but last month her pay check was $16189 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more ======grand4.com=====
crappiefloper- May 30, 2013 at 8:32 am
Hmm...

Survivable. You'll be fine, prepare to endure the suck of mittens while reaching in your fridge though...

If you don't have health insurance, just let the bills pile up and declare bankruptcy.
dranokills- May 30, 2013 at 5:49 am
No snark, no stupid shit. I will donate.
RSparrow- May 29, 2013 at 10:09 pm
Karma, I want you to figure out a way to put hillarious, hanging balls on your chin, (they have to be approved) or a huge cock that hangs from your forehead... and you have to karaoke a song of our chosing. Each member will donate 10 bucks, and theres a hundred quick dollars with just 10 of us.
RSparrow- May 29, 2013 at 10:10 pm
Get well Angry little feet, lets embarrass the fuck out of Karma real quick though.
RSparrow- May 29, 2013 at 10:14 pm
And shut up Karma, you knew this was coming from at least me. You bus ride scam fuck. lol
coldbeer78- May 29, 2013 at 7:24 pm
Cancer you say? Nude pics or it didn't happen!
omunto- May 29, 2013 at 7:02 pm
Cagepotato is by far the website I visit most on the internet, and if one of it's members is in need of help, especially one held in such high regards from the "senior members" than I would be selfish to take so much enjoyment from this website and not repay it in some small way when opportunity presents itself.

I may not post much but I lurk often. So Cheers to Ben and Jeff for your action, and most of all cheers to you ALF.
deadw8- May 29, 2013 at 6:07 pm
Have been a big fan of CP ever since I read my first article, can't even remember what it was about but what I do remember is that when I read the comment section I laughed out loud in my lonesome, while not being a very active member when it comes to writing in the comment section myself I have one more than one occasion reacted to your lady.ALFs comments with heartfelt laughter.
With that being said I feel like its not more than right to give something back, being a poor MF it won't be much but as soon as my econmy allows it I will force CP to send me a friggin' t-shirt all the way to Sweden!

Krya på dig - Elias
Mr_Misanthropy- May 29, 2013 at 5:55 pm
Dear ALF-

Sorry to hear about the bad news. I hope you curb stomp cancer with your angry feet and break its jaw in three places. Hopefully people come together to help you get through this.

Best wishes

Mr. Misanthropy
bustacaps- May 29, 2013 at 3:59 pm
I"m a long time reader, haven't posted very much though but I felt compelled to donate, It's good to know that the mutual enjoyment of a subject can bring many people together even though we live all across the world.

My best wishes go out to you ALF
El Guapo- May 29, 2013 at 12:15 pm
Ten minutes, anything goes eh? Let's see here, stick that there thingy up yo... (Shudder)Naaaaa. If I head kick Danga CP will go to shit, as he's the senior editor and all(dry heave). Yeeaahhhh, I think I'll stick with the t-shirt.
As Good As Anyone- May 29, 2013 at 11:50 am
@ Burrito

Mother of God... didn't see your comment. Scary!
As Good As Anyone- May 29, 2013 at 11:48 am
AFL Def. Cancer: Round 1 (2:45), Submission (LymphLock)
Deadpanda- May 29, 2013 at 11:45 am
>.>
Give money to ALF
<.<
Or I will find you.
vickman619- May 30, 2013 at 3:05 pm
Just gave $50, please don't find me.
CungwantsCookies- May 29, 2013 at 11:33 am
Alf-there are some studies that taking cannabis oil orally can help shrink tumors, but the research is far from conclusive. Also, even if you aren't in a medical marihuana state, your doctor can prescribe marinol which is thc in pill form. Thats not going to kill tumors but will help with pain and nausea.
Fried Taco- May 29, 2013 at 11:27 am
Additional prize: $20 will get you a promise of a t-shirt, but nothing will ever arrive.
El Famous Burrito- May 29, 2013 at 11:12 am
ALF def. Cancer at 5:00 of Rd. 1 (doctor stoppage)
SethF- May 29, 2013 at 10:52 am
Pictured: The toughest fighter you'll read about today. FUCK CANCER UP, ALF!
Viva Hate- May 29, 2013 at 10:28 am
WORD! Looks like I will be living the dream of all CP Nation and punching Jones all to honor ALF of course.
J.Jones- May 29, 2013 at 10:25 am
My thoughts and prayers are with you, ALF. To ensure that she meets her goal, I have come up with the following donation-based reward system for you Taters in the Boston area:

For $25, you can punch me in the arm as hard as you like and/or verbally abuse me.
$50 gets you a leg kick
$100 gets you a body shot
$200 gets you a head kick

For 500 smackeroos, you can treat me like Anthony Pettis treated that Brazilian in the bubble wrap. I will not be wearing bubble wrap. This WILL be filmed.
dranokills- May 30, 2013 at 5:51 am
bitch please!
as if you had any value.
I berate you for free everytime you write.
Mr_Misanthropy- May 29, 2013 at 5:57 pm
Just don't put into print what you would do for $1000. Some things are best left as a verbal agreement between consenting adults, complete with safe words.
Viva Hate- May 29, 2013 at 10:25 am
ALF is a badass, that is all.
Jesus Frijoles- May 29, 2013 at 10:16 am
We need to donate to Alf so she can move to Colorado for the duration of her chemo.
angry little feet- May 29, 2013 at 9:53 am
What this is cannabis oil treatment? I already checked and my state has no medical marijuana :(
El Famous Burrito- May 29, 2013 at 9:44 am
For anyone who ever complained that they didn't get their T-shirt, now you can have one saturated with good karma, instead of Goldstein sweat.
KidDinomite- May 29, 2013 at 9:43 am
I know this will sound like stoner talk but this girl and anyone else that deals with cancer should at least try the cannabis oil treatment. People have allegedly been cured of cancer using this method. Wouldn't hurt.
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