MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Gallery: 25 Police Sketches that Look Remarkably Like MMA Personalities


(Judging by this uncanny drawing, I guess it’s safe to say Luke Cummo hasn’t made much of a life for himself outside the Octagon)

While browsing through the morning newspaper a couple of weeks ago, I came across a story about a man who attacked a disabled woman in a park in Tacoma and the composite sketch looked strikingly like someone I’d seen before. I just couldn’t place the face.

After a few moments, it dawned on me: It was Ben Fowlkes. I’d recognize that dead stare anywhere.

I was informed when I called the tip line the fifth time that morning that they already had a suspect in custody.  As I hung up the phone, it dawned on me that this probably happens a lot. I imagine that the week after an awards show or sporting event the FBI and police agencies around the globe probably field dozens of calls from concerned citizens who think that Ricky Gervais is the Pittsburgh purse snatcher or LeBron James is the dude who stole their kid’s bike.

After looking through hundreds of the shoddily thrown together composite sketches on the net, we found quite a few that look a lot like figures involved in the sport we love. Hopefully they all have alibis for the nights in question.

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Chri534.- December 3, 2011 at 11:02 pm
Yes, that offset mouth sketch looks JUST like Gina Carano because they both have cornrows.
Yazloz18- December 3, 2011 at 9:55 pm
Some were ok and others were a stretch
Xerxes- December 3, 2011 at 4:58 pm
#12 looks like Atilla from Lionheart.
Jean Claude brought his ass to justice!!!
XENOPHON- December 3, 2011 at 12:47 pm
why aren't the pictures and mug shots of the editors and writers in there as well - the shit they sometime post is criminal.
skeletortoise- December 3, 2011 at 1:21 am
I'm back to jack some swagger. I drew picture 10 but couldn't convince the cops that 'not accepting a hottub invitation' was a real crime. Gina, I'll find another way.
skeletor- December 2, 2011 at 10:12 pm
to be honest 8 of 25 could be any asian I've ever seen or met in my life. Plus all black people look alike.
RwilsonR- December 2, 2011 at 8:43 pm
If this was an honest article, 90% of the crackhead murderers and rapists sketches would pretty much look like Charles "Crazy Horse" Bennett. Except for the one who looks like Joe Son, because that was Joe Son.
TheDane- December 2, 2011 at 7:35 pm
The Kim one isn't fair.
Liverpunch- December 2, 2011 at 7:02 pm
You're absolutely right! That guy looks just like Jon Jones...and Michael Jordan...and Tiger Woods...in fact that same guy could probably be Mighty Mouse Johnson, too! Thank you, CP, for perpetuating the idea that we're all just a bunch of classless, skin-headed white guys. You've played right into Bob Arum's hands...
fatbellyfrank- December 2, 2011 at 5:49 pm
^ Anthony Johnson, all them crackas look the same to me
fatbellyfrank- December 2, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Brian Bowles and Justin Bieber side by side??
bitteralex- December 2, 2011 at 4:53 pm
To be fair, that bas rutten one was probably actually bas rutten
Mike Russell- December 2, 2011 at 2:27 pm
@Dirt: Composite drawings are done by victim descriptions. They aren't mugshots.

Have you seen the DC Sniper's police sketch?

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/local-breaking-news/gtownsuspect.jpg

Here's what he *really* looked like:

http://images44.fotki.com/v1467/photos/5/1222605/7673626/PH2009102701298-vi.jpg
Shatski- December 2, 2011 at 2:03 pm
You just know that the Gary Shaw one is meant for him, too. That dirty fucka. Also, I think the one for Bas Rutten looks more like Martin Kampmann.
Dirt- December 2, 2011 at 1:58 pm
These were terrible put together, almost everyone would be a stretch at best...
MediocreThreat- December 2, 2011 at 12:38 pm
This shit is racist. Almost all of those sketches are of Caucasians (White or of Latino heritage).
El Guapo- December 2, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Fraggle's easily my favorite. That is one ugly mo'fo! The photo, not the sketch.
Also, the Rampage sketch looks exactly like Tim Duncan.
WuTangClan- December 2, 2011 at 12:15 pm
Google image search "Beavis in real life" and see the real picture of that guy next to Barnett.
danomite- December 2, 2011 at 11:59 am
this article, plus the picture of dave herman below it makes me think you should make an article about fighters who look like celebrities. (Obviously Dave Herman is what Joseph Gordon-Levitt would look like if he drank Dr. Jekyll's potion)
Viva Hate- December 2, 2011 at 11:50 am
Dude, these suck, there are some police sketches that look exactly like Joe Son, Mike Whitehead, Brett Rogers, Lee Murray, Jon Koppenhaver , and Ricco Rodriguez , oh wait those were mugshots, nevermind.
TheWarsawExpress- December 2, 2011 at 11:44 am
...might add that there is a good chance that picture is Rampage Jackson.
TheWarsawExpress- December 2, 2011 at 11:43 am
Yes, and tomorrow half of the UFC roster is in prison for life.
Fried Taco- December 2, 2011 at 11:35 am
The Thomas Denny one looks so much like him, I would have called the police! And I would have called for the Josh Koshcheck one, too, just for the fun of it.
Fried Taco- December 2, 2011 at 11:31 am
I think the third picture looks like someone else.
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