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Gentlemen, Rejoice: Brittney Palmer is Back!

(Oh Brittney, how we’ve missed you.)

In what is easily the greatest decision the UFC has ever made, our 2011 Hottest Woman in MMA winner, Brittney Palmer, has been brought back to the UFC. How you ask? Well, as we all know, Ms. Palmer stepped out of the limelight last year to pursue an art career, and had already completed a summer semester at an anonymous California based art school. And though her work was pretty damn impressive, Brittney clearly came to revelation that you don’t need to produce art, when you are art. And I would like to take this moment to speak on behalf of the general population and thank her for said revalation.

All kidding aside, it turns out the reason for her return began when just a few hours ago, Dana White sent out the following tweet:

“Should we bring back @BrittneyPalmer? Vote now and let me know!!!!”

From what we’ve gathered, DW’s twitter account exploded faster than my caller ID does when my multiple personality-ridden sister decides to check in.

To honor this great moment, I’d like us all to take a moment and thank God, Buddha, Krom, Zorp, or whatever it is you pray to for this early Christmas present.

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yuntian- November 13, 2011 at 7:54 pm
speculation that Coach Outlet France could soon senior credit strategist at Bank investors are increasingly concerned
rampage01- November 10, 2011 at 3:54 pm
now I know god exist,hahahah
zhangii- November 10, 2011 at 3:10 pm
DookieShorts- November 10, 2011 at 12:43 pm
er... near-slave labor. a labor of love, if you will.
DookieShorts- November 10, 2011 at 12:40 pm
@motivated penn. cheap semen? made in china with near-slave wages?
wait... this is starting to get a little too hot.
itsgalf- November 10, 2011 at 12:19 pm
Motivated Penn- November 10, 2011 at 12:03 pm
The whipped cream alludes to semen, everybody!
axhed- November 10, 2011 at 10:51 am
i don't always cover models in whipped cream, but when i do, i shop at walmart.
TheWarsawExpress- November 10, 2011 at 10:29 am
Put Danny Glover in the ring with the predator. If she wins then she can still be a ring girl. Joe Silva, make it happen.
Shifty-Eyed Dog- November 10, 2011 at 10:10 am
DW needs to do a twitter poll of how many people want fugly Chandella GONE from the UFC.
Shifty-Eyed Dog- November 10, 2011 at 10:09 am
she was never fired or anything, she was just pursuing her art thing, and still is. She was even present at this season's Ultimate Fighter fights, which while taped were still not that long ago.
She seems to just only be attending events in Vegas/California so she can still focus on her other stuff.
NomadRip- November 10, 2011 at 9:54 am
All hail Zorp, FSM's noodly appendage, and Ohm Mane Padme Skywalker.
ken-sho22- November 10, 2011 at 9:25 am
Awesome news! Now can we just get Logan and Natasha back?
skeletor- November 10, 2011 at 9:23 am
On a side note I love how hot chicks with no real life skills besides being hot are all talented artists. I bet she is a awesome photographer ass well and has big plans for her future clothing line and pop album. not that I care if she were to land an office job or something like that everyone would just be trying to see her tits anyway.
Fried Taco- November 10, 2011 at 9:18 am
Whew, thank god! Just in time to save UFC on Fox!!
skeletor- November 10, 2011 at 9:17 am
I'm pretty sure that since his mom has already outed him for fucking all the ring girls Ariany has nothing to hold over his head and he can start bringing these bitches back. Next up Logan.
chzhff- November 10, 2011 at 9:13 am
TOP Sex for service !
welcome to
DangadaDang- November 10, 2011 at 9:12 am
It's funny Dookie, I was thinking the exact same thing.
DookieShorts- November 10, 2011 at 9:09 am
okay... who's the cheap dick that got her the walmart brand whipped cream?