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Georges St. Pierre vs. Carlos Condit: Head to Head

It’s pretty appropriate that UFC 137 is transpiring Halloween weekend. Not only will Mirko Cro Cop and Brandon Vera attempt to bring their respective careers back from the dead, but the card also features a cowboy, a French zombie, and a Hawaiian vampire. The main event pits Nick Diaz Carlos “The Natural Born Killer” Condit against long reigning champion George St. Pierre in what should be his toughest test to date (seriously this time). So, to determine exactly how well each fighter will do, we’ve compiled a list of empirical and infallible data that would make Gil Grissom blush with envy. Of course, if you feel the fight will end differently, be sure to let us know in the comments section.

HEIGHT
Condit: 6’1″
GSP: 5’10″
Advantage: Condit

CAMP
Condit: Jackson’s MMA
GSP: Tristar
Advantage: Even

# OF SUCCESSFUL TITLE DEFENSES
Condit: 3 as WEC welterweight champion
GSP: 6 as UFC welterweight champion
Advantage: GSP, obviously

CURRENT WIN STREAK
Condit: 4
GSP: 9
Advantage: GSP

‘EMPRESSED WID LAST PERFORMANCE
Condit: Yes, a flying knee KO of Dong Hyun-Kim at UFC 132
GSP: No, a hesitant unanimous decision over Jake Shields at UFC 129
Advantage: Condit

APPEARED IN THIS PHOTO
Condit: No
GSP: Yes
Advantage: GSP

PERFORMANCE AGAINST COMMON OPPONENTS:
Condit: Defeated Dan Hardy via first round KO, lost to Jake Shields by unanimous decision, submitted Frank Trigg via first round triangle armbar
GSP: Defeated Dan Hardy via unanimous decision, defeated Jake Shields via unanimous decision, defeated Frank Trigg via first round rear-naked choke
Advantage: GSP

FINISHING RATIO OF WINS
Condit: 96% (26 stoppages in 27 victories)
GSP: 59% (13 stoppages in 22 victories)
Advantage: Condit, for living up to his nickname

SICKNESS OVERCOME FOR VICTORY
Condit: A “seriously fucked up stomach” leading into his bout with Dong Hyun-Kim
GSP: Exhaustive sickness that his cornerman would have let him die for in his bout with Thomas Denny
Advantage: Condit, because his cornerman didn’t forget to bring a towel

BEST SONG RELEASED BY SOMEONE WITH “SPRING” IN THEIR NAME IN FIGHTER’S RESPECTIVE BIRTH YEARS
Condit: “Born in the U.S.A” by Bruce Springsteen in 1984
GSP: “Jessie’s Girl” by Rick Springfield in 1981
Advantage: Condit, by ‘Merica

Final score: In one of our closest head-to-heads to date, Condit takes the upset 5-4-1. Based on the facts, he will take a hotly contested split decision over the champ in a wild brawl that reignites the fire in GSP and garners an immediate rematch. And that’s how this thing called science works, folks.

-Danga

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MMAposeur- October 13, 2011 at 8:50 am
Wonder what their "walking around" weight difference is... I hope Condit's been doing some strength training.
XENOPHON- October 13, 2011 at 7:40 am
@MediumRare
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I don't follow St. Pierre...or any other fighters, outside of CP..but most would have to say from the picture, a case for bi-sexuality could be made quite easily. The smiles, snug-ness and hand on the the knee is telling.
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Throw in the picture behind then which cements much...there is no denying the circle jerk effect with that picture of fresh wild cherries from the back ground....the cute necklaces, the sunglasses between ones legs, and the obvious "eyes on the cock smiles" and now one can understand why GSP was so picked on as a kid.
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GSP is without a doubt the UFC's number one, fluffer.
XENOPHON- October 13, 2011 at 7:21 am
"throw in"

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Come on, how fucking hard is it to integrate a fucking "Edit Button?"
XENOPHON- October 13, 2011 at 7:19 am
@Danga
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liked this "Head-to-Head" match up and examination - the the silly things are ok to through in, but there are many more valid comparisons between each fighter that you could have included...maybe next time.
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mt59801- October 12, 2011 at 2:17 pm
On paper I'd say GSP, but there's still a 80% percent chance of him getting Serra'd again. I'd love to see him lose but his mastery of Hump a Chump style will probably win the day and help me get to sleep a little earlier.
humperdinkal- October 12, 2011 at 12:59 pm
While GSP/Condit could be a devastating fight for GSP should Condit be able to cnnect with those fisticuffs right on that pretty boy chinny chin chin of GSP's, what I'm really looking forward to is Brandon "The Truth" Vera's fight. All talk no bit. It's why he's cruisin for another brusin..Or, broken face. Jon Jones you the man!
KarmaAteMyCat- October 12, 2011 at 12:05 pm
@Amsterdamheavy
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This shits going to turn into a Wrestlefest...
anderson wanderlei paulo thiago alves silva- October 12, 2011 at 12:01 pm
condit finished, no knocked out dan hardy - advantage condit!!
amsterdamheavy- October 12, 2011 at 11:44 am
Im looking forward to this fight. I hope it doesnt turn into a wrestlefuck session though.
Get Off Me- October 12, 2011 at 11:17 am
Riddum-
GSP:Yes
Condit:No
Advantage:GSP

GSP 49-46 once and 50-45 twice.
El Guapo- October 12, 2011 at 11:16 am
^The hell's going on in that picture? Oh, Canada.
MediumRare- October 12, 2011 at 11:07 am
Appeared in THIS photo:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/gsp%20gay/kazja13/gsp1.jpg
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Condit: Hell no
GSP: Yes
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Advantage Condit
k-onda- October 12, 2011 at 11:05 am
That photo of GSP and the whores doesn't count, everyone knows he's gay - gay dudes get all kinds of perks like that.
It's easy folks, Condit gets smothered and smeared into the canvas as boringly as possible and GSP walks away with his belt and leaves DFW thinking he might as well throw Diaz in there to suffer same.
BONGTAR- October 12, 2011 at 10:59 am
that black chic in the mentioned photo excluding Condit is fuckin ugly. Looks kinda like a black tracy lee, but ugly as fuck regardless.....i wouldnt be too proud.
whiterice- October 12, 2011 at 10:28 am
I happen to like 'Stun Gun' but to suggest that finishing donghyun kim, even in great style, is more impressive than beating, even by decision, jake shields - that's just silly.

advantage gsp.
Dog Dicks Magoo- October 12, 2011 at 9:59 am
You forgot manly vitality. Condit has a child GSP cannot have one because he's worn grape smugglers for years. Advantage Condit by seed spreading capabilities.
Fried Taco- October 12, 2011 at 9:56 am
GSP appearing in that photo is not an advantage. Seriously? Do you need glasses or sumthin? Those look like the cheapest prostitutes available in Vegas at 3am.
skeletor- October 12, 2011 at 9:54 am
I think you know the drill by now
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