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‘Geriatric Peon’ and ‘PauloThiagoSilva’ Win Big in Arianny/Fabio Caption Contest of Doom

After 200+ entries, we’re proud to announce the winners in this week’s caption contest. Are you sitting down?

In first place, winning Greg Jackson/Kelly Crigger‘s new book The Stand Up Game is Geriatric Peon:
Example of dating rule number 1: If you want to know what the daughter looks like when she is older just look at the mother.

In second place, winning Ranger Up’s Team Sityodtong t-shirt is PauloThiagoSilva:
Goldberg: "Fabio with the clinch."
Rogan: "Yeah, this is NOT where Arianny wants to be."

And our runners-up, winning the soon-to-be outdated "Hall of Fame" t-shirt are…

Richard Tucker: "You know, Arianny, you and me aren’t that different. We both care about our appearance, and we’ve both fucked Josh Burkman."

Jugger: "There might have been a small amount of Vaseline applied, but it didn’t change the outcome."

Horror Fighter: The Dream freak show matches keep getting stranger and stranger.

If your name has been called, please e-mail your commenter name, real name, address, and shirt-size (if applicable) to feedback@cagepotato.com. Thanks to everyone who entered!

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WuTangClan- July 3, 2009 at 7:19 pm
El Famous Burrito had the least funniest comments of them all, just made me angry after reading his, glad he stopped trying and just started commenting on other peoples instead of continuing to make a mockery of his humorless self. May he never win anything that annoying twat waffle.
831 Son- July 3, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Fucking owned.
Daddy_jeffy- July 3, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I did read the other comments and your epic novel about how attraction works is as douchie as anything I have ever seen. You are leading the pack on that thread, too. Kudos, douche.
Derly- July 3, 2009 at 3:44 pm
@Daddy_jeffy
Chill out man... I'm not the only one in here who thought some other comments were funnier than PTS's. Maybe you should read the comments in the topic for the new UFC ring girl, and see what real douche bag posts look like. Caption contests are just about making the best off-color comment anyway, this wasn't meant to be the most meaningful discussion here.
Daddy_jeffy- July 3, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Watch out Caps Lock Hal. Derly is trying to vie for douche of the site.
CZ- July 3, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I hate to be the guy who visits the site everyday and then complains about what they do wrong, but Cp was way off on this one. jugger and tucker (which togetther sounds like an awesome saturday night) were definitley the winners.
Dante- July 3, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Why is that shirt considered "outdated"?
whitey- July 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm
oh well maybe next time. oh and i'm with Jugger, Boo's was funnier
Derly- July 3, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Paulothiagosilva's comment sounds like something from hotchickswithdbags.com which we know Fabio at one point was god's gift to women, and he progressed to a dbag who still gets hot chicks. At least he didn't start out as a guido...
Peukuttaja- July 3, 2009 at 12:11 pm
perkele!
Raju-Erkki- July 3, 2009 at 11:17 am
yep, paulothiago is clearly the winner. IMO, homos
Walrus- July 3, 2009 at 11:14 am
PauloThiagoSilva and Tucker were the funniest.

But some funny shit was written this contest.
Danxxx- July 3, 2009 at 11:12 am
congrats to all winners pretty funny stuff.
PauloThiagoSilva- July 3, 2009 at 11:09 am
Thanks, guys.
Derly- July 3, 2009 at 10:35 am
And good job on the HoF t-shirts. I always wanted one, but Derly's dark humor days died a long time ago. My humor is a lot more dry nowadays less dark, and less funny... Man, sounds like I'm hitting my mid age crisis at 19.
Derly- July 3, 2009 at 10:33 am
These were actually pretty entertaining compared to some past rounds.
Geriatric Peon- July 3, 2009 at 10:29 am
HA! Thanks guys, I think it was all the love my entry was getting from the other comments that won it for me.
Jugger- July 3, 2009 at 10:26 am
Personally, Boo's was the only one that made me LOL.

"Arianny looks good, but Edith is looking pretty haggard."

But hey, a win is a win.
clutchy hopkins- July 3, 2009 at 10:09 am
hahaha number one and two were clever but the other ones were weak
rokabee- July 3, 2009 at 10:08 am
congrats..

...again. lol.
And fuck the fuckin Diaz brothers Fuck em all- July 3, 2009 at 10:07 am
Geriatrics was good but hands down PaloThiago should have had first what were you guys thinking??
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