After 200+ entries, we’re proud to announce the winners in this week’s caption contest. Are you sitting down?
In first place, winning Greg Jackson/Kelly Crigger‘s new book The Stand Up Game is Geriatric Peon:
Example of dating rule number 1: If you want to know what the daughter looks like when she is older just look at the mother.
In second place, winning Ranger Up’s Team Sityodtong t-shirt is PauloThiagoSilva:
Goldberg: "Fabio with the clinch."
Rogan: "Yeah, this is NOT where Arianny wants to be."
And our runners-up, winning the soon-to-be outdated "Hall of Fame" t-shirt are…
Richard Tucker: "You know, Arianny, you and me aren’t that different. We both care about our appearance, and we’ve both fucked Josh Burkman."
Jugger: "There might have been a small amount of Vaseline applied, but it didn’t change the outcome."
Horror Fighter: The Dream freak show matches keep getting stranger and stranger.
If your name has been called, please e-mail your commenter name, real name, address, and shirt-size (if applicable) to email@example.com. Thanks to everyone who entered!