After 200+ entries, we’re proud to announce the winners in this week’s caption contest. Are you sitting down?
In first place, winning Greg Jackson/Kelly Crigger‘s new book The Stand Up Game is Geriatric Peon:
Example of dating rule number 1: If you want to know what the daughter looks like when she is older just look at the mother.
In second place, winning Ranger Up’s Team Sityodtong t-shirt is PauloThiagoSilva:
Goldberg: "Fabio with the clinch."
Rogan: "Yeah, this is NOT where Arianny wants to be."
And our runners-up, winning the soon-to-be outdated "Hall of Fame" t-shirt are…
Richard Tucker: "You know, Arianny, you and me aren’t that different. We both care about our appearance, and we’ve both fucked Josh Burkman."
Jugger: "There might have been a small amount of Vaseline applied, but it didn’t change the outcome."
Horror Fighter: The Dream freak show matches keep getting stranger and stranger.
If your name has been called, please e-mail your commenter name, real name, address, and shirt-size (if applicable) to feedback@cagepotato.com. Thanks to everyone who entered!





El Famous Burrito had the least funniest comments of them all, just made me angry after reading his, glad he stopped trying and just started commenting on other peoples instead of continuing to make a mockery of his humorless self. May he never win anything that annoying twat waffle.