(Props: Card on the UG)
Potato Nation, we’ve reached the point where those of us who care about Chuck Liddell’s health and well-being simply cannot, in good conscience, allow him to continue watching MMA fights. The strain is clearly too much for him. We’ve seen it in the past when Liddell has been cageside at UFC fights. We saw it again on last night’s episode of “The Ultimate Fighter.” When Liddell gets caught up in the action of a fight, his neurological system momentarily shuts down and he staggers around like an old man who has been jolted from his recliner by a disturbing dream involving gays and the Korean War. I’m not sure what the exact medical term is for this, but it must be something that’s difficult to pronounce and potentially life-threatening.
What’s really alarming is, this latest seizure was brought on by a close, though not all that action-packed exhibition fight. Can you imagine what will happen if Liddell finds himself engrossed in a particularly competitive title fight? Why, there’d be nothing left at the end but a mohawk and a sweat-stained club shirt.
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commentsMuch more relevant and conservative....It's better than what I had to offer, but not by much, well done and thanks for playin'.
PS Did you hear about the three nuns who got flashed by a dude while sittin in the park? 2 of em had a stroke, the third one couldn't reach! baboom
That's Chuck Liddell's twist on the classic two-step dance.
Well...it's a combination of dances actually:
The Two-Step
+ The Robot
+ The Drunken Redneck
+ Just got Kneed in the Balls
When asked about Silva dancing, Chuck decided to show off his moves from dancing with the stars
a) your biggest nut-hugger, Dana White doesn't want to see you get hurt any more.
b) you tell Rashad Evans where your "secret shut-off button" is, and he carelessly blabs it to Shogun Rua.
c) you think about getting hit and you go all wobbly.
d) a joke can be made at your expense about you possibly being in the Korean war without seeming in any way anachronistic.
Just kidding Chuck. Don't hurt me.
Get Off Me.
In all fairness it was a pretty shitty GIF to try commenting on, never try never fail though.
I suppose I just found another way not to be funny, I'll make you laugh one day though.....ever heard the one about Chandella marrying Big country and being called into the doctors office a few months later?
Welcome to CP......how about u give us a comment on the GIF?
As for Chuck, don't know what to say, really. Go see a neurologist, maybe? Retire, probably? Get better... definitely.
* news about Fowlkes, where he's going (and why, dammit, why?)
* an introduction to this Mike Russell character who has apparently landed our dream job
* A UFC 112 Potato Index
no rush or nothin'.
What we have here is the placebo effect, gentlemen. You think CP isn't going to be funny anymore, so it isn't.
I, on the other hand, had lulz.
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