No no no you’re all wrong. What we have here is the Bruce Buffer pattented “pick a wedgie out of your ass without using your hands technique”.

He actually has an itch down near his inner ankle, see.

The Buffer Two-Step??? When i was a little kid we called it the “pee pee dance”

Fuckin love Bruce.

Such a cool guy.

He was doing that for ages In the cage! i think it was before he anounced the very first fight!? I pointed it out to all my mates there. we all found it very funny! Im sure even the buffer still gets nervs when he is in such an amazing place like Australia!

I want to be the buffer fluffer……

“feel like Bruce is inside you. Don’t fight it. Let it happen.”

greatest line ever

@Viva Hate,

He definitely checked out Anderson Silva’s ass for a split second, lol…then he did the glance away and back to the 2-step

One and two, one and two. Three and four, one and two.

its coverage of this kind of stuff that keeps me comming back to cagepotato every day.

Actually, Bruce is waiting to go into the Harley Davidson check point after Silva leaves. Every main or co-main event before he enters the octagon, Buffer hits the harley davidson check point for a suit starchin’, hair sprayin’ and shoe shinin’, then he blesses himself and goes in to introduce the fighters.

Party Buffer is not for the camera…..but if you catch him out there he’s a heck of a nice guy.

@El Famous Burrito,

Well the amazing part of that is that Rex13 actually called it happening in the original thread, so either the man soothsayer or I am calling shenanigans and he deleted it himself.

If you also notice, Buffer is doing that dance and gives a creepy glance at the black dudes as, could this be the moment we out Buffer.

This man has the worlds greatest job.

I’ve got a sweaty nut sack stuck to my leg right now. I’m just waiting for some club music to break out so I can knock it loose.

BTW, Viva Hate. Phil Baroni’s wikipedia has been reset again…except for the Jersey Shore bit.

See I have heard two different theories.

1. He had to piss like a race horse.
2. It was extremely warm and he had a sweaty nut stuck to his leg and he was using the ole shake down to adjust.

I am going with the later, who hasn’t had that issue.

All hail the the Buffer! I was glad I got to see the Buffer 360 in the lead up to Brock’s last fight. What a showman.

YOU CANT BLAME BRUCE, WHEN I HEAR “SANDSTORM” SOMETHING JUST COMES OVER ME AND I NO LONGER HAVE CONTROL OVER MY HIPS.