Dreaming the cyborg dream/nightmare

Sometimes these things happen in MMA.
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After all, it’s Mixed Masturbation Arts.

Poor guy.. Not only did his own mom walk in on him but so did 4 million other moms.. all at once

Every time I wonder why i bother coming to this second class mma news website i get a reminder. The commenters are fucking hilarious.

Moneyshot

Hahaha, Intercept and Mofo FTW.

He’s even got his lips puckered and his teeth clenched, he’s running purely on instinct.

“This cagefighting thing is a handful.” – Wayne King

He was intelligently pleasuring himself.

Goddamn it, ref, I wasn’t out! Who would hit a man while he enjoys some self-pleasure. I mean, if that’s not intelligently defending yourself, nothing is. This guys is just WAY ahead of his time.

He’s thinking about Pink Fight. That is, he’s fighting the pink.

He’s frozen in time. To each his own when we arrive there.

God Dammit Kaboom, that was brilliant.

Well, we know Kaleo Gambill is not a southpaw. Or if he is, he is into some freaky shit like the “STRANGER.”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the+stranger

Yo Dawg, we heard you like beatings. So we put a beating in your beating so you could watch a guy knock one out when he get’s knocked out.

dude got hit so hard he got knocked back to jr. high

haha! ah man…that’s hilarious!

Check out the link for the Universal Rules of the jerk off. The guy doing the slow jerk looks like a young Chael Sonnen!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. All good comments.

Falling Tree Hidden Boner.

Obviously he was dreaming about going to see Haywire later.

So much props are in order for the WKUK reference.