Ok, stand up is going well; the other fighter is clearly off his game. He’s clutching his belly, and his face is drawn into a mask of pain. Or he’s laughing. Whatever. Time to try something different.
Go for a submission from the feet! They never see it coming!
Carano’s kneebar lacked conviction. It also lacked a grip on the relevant appendage.
He almost got it that second time. Way to stick with it, Ivey.
Hmm. That doesn’t appear to be working….
Slam them! Slam them hard!
The rare double fail: KOing yourself simultaneously juxtaposed with tapping out to an unconscious dude.
The Smashing Machine malfunctions, self-slams, goes into shutdown mode.