
Swanson vs. Roop provided an early candidate for Side-Punchface of the Year. Props: UFC.com
Remember how last night, you invited your non-MMA fan friends over to introduce them to our sport? You spent the past week talking about how Chael Sonnen is one of the best trash talkers in professional sports, and how technical and talented these fighters were. You figured that after three fights that were guaranteed to be exceptional, your friends would be won over to MMA fandom. Then you’d continue to drink and be merry all night, and we’d all meet up here today for our traditional post-UFC event GIF party where we all high five over how awesome the fights were.
Well, it didn’t quite work out that way. Instead, you found yourself doing damage control as you watched three fights worth of sloppy brawling, wall and stall and Chael Sonnen’s blatant swaggerjacking of homage to “Superstar” Billy Graham. You tried to convince them that the fights are usually nothing like this, and that these fighters gassing out and the end of the first round are world class athletes. Eventually, one of your friends said “I bet Pacquiao would destroy ANY of these guys” as the rest of your friends grabbed their coats and promised they’d call you next time they wanted to watch the fights.
Okay, so last night sucked. But we’ve been planning this party all week, and we’ll be damned if we cancel it at this point. So grab an alcoholic beverage, put on your gaudiest Affliction shirt and join us for our traditional post-UFC event GIF Party.
As always, praise be to Zombie Prophet at IronForgesIron.com for the GIFS.
Joey Beltran vs. Lavar Johnson

Michael Johnson vs. Shane Roller



Charles Oliveira vs. Eric Wisely



How can anyone not be disappointed in that event? You can stroke your mma fan ego all you want by acting like you appreciated “the technical aspects” of those fights, but I’m sorry that event sucked and yes, it does matter what the casual fans think. Try to look at the bigger picture. This was a chance to prove so many people wrong, and show them what mma is all about. Instead it just reinforced negative stereotypes. It’s boring, it’s not technical, it’s just a bunch of hugging and piss poor brawling, any pro boxer would mop these guys up.. if I had heard any of those misconceptions and had never seen the sport before, I would consider it confirmed by that event. The less interested the masses are, the less growth of the sport, the less events for free on networks like fox, less money for fighters, and more ignorant people that I have to listen to trash the sport. It was even a blow to hardcore fans because honestly, I have 0 interest in seeing any middleweight from that event fight silva after how they performed. That event was an embarrassment in every regard, and it was so easy to see coming and avoid.