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*UPDATE* Gina Carano Actually Had Medical Clearance to Fight on Next Week’s Strikeforce Card, But Chose to Pull Out


(Whatever’s wrong with her, it’s probably nothing that one of my famous back-massages couldn’t cure. #creeper)

Strikeforce kicked off today’s “Overeem vs. Werdum” media conference call with some very bad news — franchise star Gina Carano will not be making her scheduled return to the cage against Sarah D’Alelio. Scott Coker told reporters that Carano failed her pre-fight medical examination, but didn’t share specific details about what might be wrong with her health.

Replacing Carano vs. D’Alelio on the televised card of the June 18th Showtime event will be the lightweight title eliminator between KJ Noons and Jorge Masvidal, which was originally slated for the prelims. The promotion may find a replacement opponent for D’Alelio, and will announce more details later. We’ll update you when we know more.

*UPDATE* According to a story by Loretta Hunt on SI.com, Carano actually passed all of her medical requirements to be licensed by the State of Texas (including a physician’s examination, an ophthalmologic exam and requisite blood test) for the bout with D’Alelio. A spokesperson for the Texas Department of Licensing — the department responsible for fighter licensing told Hunt that their office was contacted today by an unnamed party that informed them that the popular female fighter would not be fighting next week. No reason was specified.

“Gina Carano had met all of the state of Texas’ requirements and the agency received notice today that she was off the card,” Susan Stanford, the public information officer for the Texas Department of Licensing explained.

But Scott Coker said she wasn’t medically cleared to fight…

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BaghdadBob- June 9, 2011 at 11:57 am
I wouldn't pull out.
thenutman69321- June 9, 2011 at 8:55 am
Gotta lover all the people calling her fat. First off the plain and simple fact is that she ain't even close to fat. Second ya'll know that you've never fucked anyone ever 20% as hot as her (if you've ever even seen a pussy)
SquidInk- June 8, 2011 at 9:18 pm
I'd eat cake out of her butthole.
mtnthc- June 8, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Fat? That looks like healthy motor boating material to me,...oh yeah,...
SnackDaddy- June 8, 2011 at 9:02 am
Overweight or not, she looks smokin'!
SquidInk- June 8, 2011 at 8:47 am
This: "First off, no 165lb girl is very hot" is a crock of shit.
MyDonkeyPunch- June 8, 2011 at 5:51 am
I agree with what RwilsonR said.

And with all this referencing to her being pregnant... it's untrue. She's just developed a super-sized gunt.
RwilsonR- June 7, 2011 at 11:39 pm
I don't understand why we have to all be lonely internet virgins if we criticize a 165lb chubby chick who has trouble making weight? First off, no 165lb girl is very hot. Second, the reason she is famous and has made the money she has made is 98% due to her looks and 2% due to her fighting ability, which makes her growing thighs fair game for criticism. If she wants to use it for her benefit, then she has to take the good with the bad when she lets herself go.
And who markets their big return to fighting, then pulls out for unknown reasons 10 days before their fight? Unprofessional.
So I think all the speculation, criticism, fat jokes, and everything else is completely warranted.
Plus, this is CP... it's what we do.
Jawbreaker_46- June 7, 2011 at 10:58 pm
fat or not, I'd totally throw it in her
darciesdaddy- June 7, 2011 at 10:08 pm
Fuck Cocker. It's time for DW to give one of his patented "Do you wanna be a fuckin' fighter?" talks.
WK- June 7, 2011 at 9:06 pm
Olde english 209 Says:

Tue, 06/07/11 - 07:54

Quick to call her fat and talk shit.. Sounds like fuckin sherdog bunch of 17yr olds bitchin and whining post pics of your old ladys…..

*******

Didn't know Carano's mother posted on CP.
macreadysshack- June 7, 2011 at 7:59 pm
Va Gina-Gate.
Olde english 209- June 7, 2011 at 7:54 pm
Quick to call her fat and talk shit.. Sounds like fuckin sherdog bunch of 17yr olds bitchin and whining post pics of your old ladys.....
AussieJosh- June 7, 2011 at 7:50 pm
Give her a break guys! she is not thats fat id still let her sit on my face, and id love to smash her in!

So maybe she is prego!?

Or maybe she just cant make weight? I just wanna see a home made porn from her! Even if she is eating chocolate cake and fingering herself. Id jack off to that!
Bob Reilly- June 7, 2011 at 7:25 pm
She pulled out cause I didn't. Hioooo.
the silver hawaiian- June 7, 2011 at 6:02 pm
Once you go black, you go deaf.
im-baked- June 7, 2011 at 5:45 pm
balls itch
JUDOknowSHIT- June 7, 2011 at 5:24 pm
LMAO - "fatfuckular gland" -- funniest shit i read all day.
and for the record, the pussies are right. i'd still bone that fat cunt.
frndlylion- June 7, 2011 at 5:10 pm
Gina Carano is a 5 on the budwieser scale. That's how many clydesdales it would take to pull her off my face!
Richard Fitzentite- June 7, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Susan Stanford of the Texas Department of Licensing forgot about the last item on the checklist, in order to be medically cleared.

No Fatties....
Palmtreeguy- June 7, 2011 at 4:56 pm
She was not going to come even close to making weight so instead of embarrassing herself she pulled out of the fight.
Heltsley89- June 7, 2011 at 4:44 pm
that woman is fine, i dont give a fuck what yall say. you know for a fact you wouldnt say it to her and if she touched you with gardening gloves on you would bust a nut.
mDino- June 7, 2011 at 4:41 pm
well, atleast it wasn't because of a brain abnormality lol
SethF- June 7, 2011 at 4:30 pm
She has a cracked skull. You heard it here first.
Smackdaddiest1- June 7, 2011 at 4:28 pm
First and last time you'll ever hear Carano and pull out in the same sentence.
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