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Gina Carano Getting Her Own Round 5 Figure

(An excuse to post this picture again?  Why not.)

Round 5 sent out a press release today announcing Gina Carano as the newest addition to their stable of fighters willing to be made into disproportionate MMA action figures.  Carano is the first female fighter to sign on with Round 5, and they expect her figure to drop along with their fourth series this summer.

In the release Carano says the normal stuff about how excited she is to be a part of this, so on and so forth, and then there’s this: “When I was a little girl my dad always joked about making a ‘Gina doll’ and I smile when I think it has become a reality.”  

He joked about making a doll of his daughter?  As in, for her?  Or just, you know, to have around the house, in case anything happened to the original?  I don’t get it, but I find it vaguely troubling.

The big question is, what will the company known for adding oversized body parts to their figurines do with a Gina Carano doll?  Look at their Arlovski one, for example.  Enormous shoulders, head, and hands, exaggerated musculature and fangs.  Do they play it the same with Gina and give her disproportionate shoulders and fists, or do they emphasize…other stuff?  Like her boobs.  Just in case you couldn’t tell where I was going with that. 

Don’t kid yourself, it’s trickier than it sounds.  There’s also the issue of how they’ll pose and present her.  The other figures have all looked menacing and aggressive, typically put in some kind of pose that captures an aspect of the fighter’s personality.  Will they play up Carano the fighter, or Gina the sex kitten?  I gotta be honest, I’m genuinely curious to see how they play it.  No matter what though, it can’t be any weirder than the autographed bra

Related Enough: New Gina Carano Pictures in Maxim


  1. JdC Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 04:26

  2. Goat Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 04:40

    They need to make a life-sized Gina doll, with super hammer-fisting action for"realism".
  3. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 04:53

    Gina Carano real doll?
  4. WarpedAcorn Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 04:53

    Well played Mr. Goat, well played...
  5. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 04:53

    third, bitches.
  6. Who? Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 05:02

    Do we also get the version where she weighs in without the clothes?
  7. Anonymoose Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 05:05

    she's kinda cute.
  8. Anonymoose Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 05:07

    how much did her tit sack fetch ?
  9. TPark Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 05:11

    "or do they emphasize…other stuff?" Instant classic
  10. Saggy Balls Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 05:18

    mmmmm grease me with your hammer fists it
  11. Aric Davis Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 05:30

    Did her dad mean "Gina" doll, or va"Gina" doll?
  12. Anonymoose Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 05:32

    dear round 5, please shorten her limbs, exaggerate her body hair and give her the peg-like teeth of an herbivore that feeds primarily on woody shrubs. many thanks.
  13. brandon Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 05:34

    Goat. Nice one sir.
  14. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 05:52

    Are we talking blow up doll by any chance?
  15. Eric Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 05:53

    "" how much did her tit sack fetch ? "" I have never posted a comment before but I just had to say that that line actually made me laugh out loud. I have no idea why? But I just find it really funny!!! Well played!
  16. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 05:56

    Anyone notice her left tit is way bigger than her right one?
  17. Anonymoose Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 05:57

    also please make her a real fighter.
  18. Jimmy Smalls Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 05:58

    i just wanna say, the second post on this page by goat, is the funniest shit i ever heard. LOL! Two Thumbs up playa!
  19. d0zer Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 06:34

    I wonder if they will make her biceps the same size as her tits
  20. andrewm Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 06:47

    I wonder if the doll will come in 4lb over until you remove all of it's clothes aswell.
  21. CWR Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 07:15

    And Goat takes comment of the week
  22. robtastic Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 07:16

    You can post a Gina pic everyday Hell you can call it GINA POTATO
  23. Queer Eye Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 07:33

    This picture takes me back to early 90's porn, where the girls had fake boobs that were very disproportionate...and some actually looked wrinkled like a saline bag as they were getting tagged. With that being said....yes, i realize that I look about as good as one of Gina's turds. And yes....I would pay five grand just to smell her ass.
  24. d0zer Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 08:44

    I have never seen more rude or derogatory comments in my life. Nice.
  25. TUF Guy's a Bitch Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 08:45

    She's just sports hot. I would like to see those nipps though.
  26. Gina's Right Breast Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 08:47

    Thanks, Anonymous and Queer Eye, for pointing out so definitively exactly how few pairs of tits you've seen in your lives in person. For your future reference, it's common for women to have breasts of different size, naturally. You may now go back to playing with your sister's Barbies, losers.
  27. C-Bus Allstar Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 08:48

    To anonymoose: Her "tit sack" fetched US $102.50. Roughly 50 euros.
  28. CanadianProduce Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 09:01

    $102.50 thats it? I actually expected it to go for more....anyhoo, i'll be picking one of these "va" Gina long as they don't give her a huge chin and a buldge.
  29. LISPING TITO Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 09:13

  30. Lyotohhh Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 09:19

    Gina's right breast......are you saying that Gina's tits are real? If so, you should check again. you're definately a woman. haha
  31. B Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 09:20

    Go get a Gina real doll made.
  32. Crash Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 10:07

    Wow. Two strong comment of the week contenders here with goat and Anonymoose. On a unrelated note: When I read goat's comment, I kept hearing Matt Serra yelling "Hammerfist...Yeah!" in my head. God damn you matt serra.
  33. Aj's gay lover! Says:

    Tue, 02/24/09 - 10:31

    CUNT FACE!!!!
  34. DANG A DA DANG Says:

    Wed, 02/25/09 - 12:07

    DANG SHE HIS ONE HOT MAMMA !! houuuuu iiiiii !!!!
  35. Derly Says:

    Wed, 02/25/09 - 12:09

    For a fighter she's really hot. That face is adorable. And those fun bags need a good motorboating. In my opinion, I think if she could actually reach 125 or 130 she'd be so much hotter. I mean 135... comon she's chubby at that, and she can barely make the cut. If she was at 130 without cutting even 125 she'd be so fucking hot...
  36. vrane Says:

    Wed, 02/25/09 - 12:45

    nice one, goat :D
  37. Mantooth Says:

    Wed, 02/25/09 - 05:58

    I love the look she gives the camera right before she fights. She definately has a career in modeling when she decides to leave mma.
  38. mayhem420 Says:

    Wed, 02/25/09 - 06:11

    @Derly The bigger the cusion the better the pushin!!
  39. armfarmer Says:

    Wed, 02/25/09 - 06:19

    Why would you want her to lose weight when she's already got abs? She's just right.
  40. Zanzibarz Says:

    Wed, 02/25/09 - 06:27

    I would prefer a Gina Carano sex tape over an action figure.
  41. armfarmer Says:

    Wed, 02/25/09 - 06:35

    I would prefer Gina Carano sex over an action figure.
  42. Justin Says:

    Wed, 02/25/09 - 08:09

    Give goat a comment award... Lmao.
  43. Todd the Angry Armchair Fighter Says:

    Wed, 02/25/09 - 10:10

    Gawd I can only hope it comes with the limited edition affliction styled vacuum ( skull logos plastered everywhere)
  44. Gina's Right Breast Says:

    Wed, 02/25/09 - 12:37

    Lyotohhh, I think it's flat out idiotic to assume/think Gina has fake tits, considering they just banned a woman from boxing for that very "offense". Freaking poseurs...
  45. Farva Says:

    Wed, 02/25/09 - 02:37

    HAHAHAHAHA tit sack is the greatest term EVA!!!! Thank you for that
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