(‘Aw shucks, you guys. If I had known my hotness was going to be honored I’d have remembered to wear a shirt.’)
It may be a new year, but Gina Carano has apparently only gotten more physically attractive since 2009. AskMen.com came out with their ‘Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010‘ list, and "Crush" moved up five spots from #73 last year to #68 this year, putting her ahead of starlets like Angelina Jolie (#88) and Jessica Simpson (#82), and just behind Izabel Goulart (#67), whoever that is. The point is, Gina’s star is still on the rise. It’s like my grandfather always said, ‘Good things happen when you take your clothes off on the cover of ESPN the Magazine.’
But Carano isn’t the only woman from the MMA world to grace the list. UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste broke into the double-digits to nab the 98th spot overall. Officially, that means she’s hotter than Jamie-Lynn Sigler (#99) from "Entourage," but not quite as hot as porn star/sort-of-mainstream actress Sasha Grey (#97).
But hey, 98? That’s, you know, good and all. Nothing to be ashamed of there, Arianny. We’re sure all the kids and that one dude’s prom will be impressed. Unless that French chick from "Amelie," who came in at #93, shows up. They see her and hear that accent, forget about it. The boys will line up to pour her a glass of punch and you’ll end up slow-dancing with the creepy P.E. teacher who smells like coffee and old newspapers. Don’t think it can’t happen.