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Gina Carano Promoted to World’s 68th Hottest Woman


(‘Aw shucks, you guys. If I had known my hotness was going to be honored I’d have remembered to wear a shirt.’)

It may be a new year, but Gina Carano has apparently only gotten more physically attractive since 2009.  AskMen.com came out with their ‘Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010‘ list, and "Crush" moved up five spots from #73 last year to #68 this year, putting her ahead of starlets like Angelina Jolie (#88) and Jessica Simpson (#82), and just behind Izabel Goulart (#67), whoever that is.  The point is, Gina’s star is still on the rise.  It’s like my grandfather always said, ‘Good things happen when you take your clothes off on the cover of ESPN the Magazine.’

But Carano isn’t the only woman from the MMA world to grace the list.  UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste broke into the double-digits to nab the 98th spot overall.  Officially, that means she’s hotter than Jamie-Lynn Sigler (#99) from "Entourage," but not quite as hot as porn star/sort-of-mainstream actress Sasha Grey (#97). 

But hey, 98?  That’s, you know, good and all.  Nothing to be ashamed of there, Arianny.  We’re sure all the kids and that one dude’s prom will be impressed.  Unless that French chick from "Amelie," who came in at #93, shows up.  They see her and hear that accent, forget about it.  The boys will line up to pour her a glass of punch and you’ll end up slow-dancing with the creepy P.E. teacher who smells like coffee and old newspapers.  Don’t think it can’t happen. 

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Robocop Didnt Tap- January 19, 2010 at 10:51 am
No Cris Santos? What the fuck Farva?
TIM CRONK- January 19, 2010 at 10:42 am
Her being a fighter makes her that much hotter then some of the others who are actors and models, and her being athletic as hell makes her even more hot. My girlfriend would have sex with Gina.
mthomas- January 19, 2010 at 10:23 am
Hi-oh!
agentsmith- January 19, 2010 at 9:48 am
I'd like to take a few shots at her heavy bags.

Get it?
mthomas- January 19, 2010 at 9:37 am
Better caption would have been "Heavy Bags make me SHY!!"
roms15- January 19, 2010 at 9:32 am
guys you gotta realize this isnt the *hottest list, its the most desirable
shitbag- January 19, 2010 at 9:27 am
@ReX13 EXACTLY! Anne "Big ugly nose" Hathaway!?! Although I do see your point about Angelina, she was hotter a few years ago but still hotter than Gina.

I do think Gina is hot, but just not _that_ hot, and Cate Blanchett? She's nice and all but give me a break

ReX13- January 19, 2010 at 8:42 am
Anne Hathaway? Anyone wanna put her on your list? Anyone?

Who the fuck is making this list???
agentsmith- January 19, 2010 at 8:36 am
I wouldn't kick Gina out of bed (the in-shape Gina, that is), but the idea of her being hotter than the likes of Arianny, Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria, Sasha Grey, or even Diora Baird and her epic knockers, is laughable.

Here's probably the best example of how fucked this list is: they ranked Cate Blanchett at #84. She's very likely the best actress on the list, and not ugly by any means, but at the same time, I can't believe her name would even pop into anyone's head when thinking of the hottest celebrities.

Almost as bad, Anna Paquin is #79. WTF? Yeah I'd still do her, but come on now.
ReX13- January 19, 2010 at 8:34 am
CRM>> Yeah well, if you practice diligently, maybe you too can receive your black belt in Google.
Cousins of Ron Mexico- January 19, 2010 at 8:27 am
"Ok, a quick Google suggests Izabel Goulart is effing SMOKING hot, but she's a Victoria's Secret model, and they usually have a short span of hotness."

That's incredible.
ReX13- January 19, 2010 at 8:25 am
I call shenanigans on this entire list off 99 after a quick perusal of 99-88 and the top 10. Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson both in the top 99? Can anyone--including members of their own families--pick either of these chicks out of a lineup? Maybe, Jessica is the chunky one saying some dumb shit right now. But the topper is this one, dudes: Emmanuelle Chriqui is #1. That sound you just heard was a hundred million men say "Who is that chick?". And you know what? She ain't number one material.

Really, someone explain this to me. First Chandella Powell, now this.
ReX13- January 19, 2010 at 8:17 am
Ok, so i know of eight chicks on this list just from this article, and i disagree with two three of them already (Jessica Simpson because that chick is ugly and annoying, Sasha Grey because she doesn't shave, and the French chick from Amelie because WTF is she doing on a hot list??), and one of them i don't know. Standby for research.


Ok, a quick Google suggests Izabel Goulart is effing SMOKING hot, but she's a Victoria's Secret model, and they usually have a short span of hotness.

Hopefully, they didn't put all the brunettes down in the 90's so the blondes could have all the top 10's.

Anyone got any info on when Gina does Playboy and/or nude scene in Knockout? This is very relevant to my interests.

PELF- January 19, 2010 at 8:14 am
shitbag, get some oxygen in that brain, man.
shitbag- January 19, 2010 at 8:13 am
Oh yea, Jessica Simpson should NEVER be on a list of Hot Women.
ReX13- January 19, 2010 at 8:12 am
Shitbag>> Angelina from 1998, 2003, hell even 2005 is Top 10 for sure. But 2009? She's just not looking as good as she used to. Truth.
shitbag- January 19, 2010 at 8:06 am
What?

WHAT?!?!?!?!

Gina Curano hotter than Angelina Jolie?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What a fucking joke.

Angelina Jolie is motherfucking hot, hotter than Curano.

Arianny as #98?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?! WHAT!??!?!?!!? She's WAY fucking hotter than Gina Curano!!!!!!!!

Sasha Grey is holy motherfucking shit fucking hot as fucking hell! because she's a fucking porn star, and not one of those stupid ugly blonde one Tito likes, mmmm....brunette slutty talking porn star Sasha Grey.

So, this is the REAL list:

Sasha Grey
Angelina Jolie
Aryianny Celeste
Your Mom
Gina Curano
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