Not to be outdone by the Cris “Cyborg” Santos chokeout video that made the internet rounds last week, Gina Carano has answered back by choking out the dude from the “Sports Science” shows, who acts like a complete pussy about the whole thing. Look man, going to sleep for a few seconds and waking up nestled upon Gina’s bosom is really not a bad day at the office. In fact, if you gave us two hours we could probably find someone willing to pay for that privilege, and they’d probably be only marginally creepier than you. And can we also try not to act so surprised that Carano can break a dummy’s ribs with her punches? She’s a professional fighter. That’s how a girl eat.
After the jump, Fight Magazine interviews Diego Sanchez after his victory over Clay Guida and they experience first-hand his disarmingly sincere intensity. That guy’s one of a kind.
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Mon, 06/22/09 - 03:17
He should've rolled over and motorboated that.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 03:21
I don't get what's the big deal about being choked out. A bunch of us, including girls, used to do it all the time to get that weird high feeling cuz we couldn't score drugs back then. Times have surely changed.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 03:22
what a fuckin pussy. I wish everytime i've been choked out i could wake up on those tits.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 03:23
meow!!!
Mon, 06/22/09 - 03:23
I think this is the same guy that Fedor choked out on the same show. He must have played it up this time, because with fedor he was not such a bitch about it if i remember it correctly
Mon, 06/22/09 - 03:24
Nope, he was a huge bitch about the Fedor choke too. Remember they were saying his pulse was up to like 150-160bpm before he even sat down in front of Fedor because he was so nervous.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 03:32
@meohfumado hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just fuckin died thinkin about that.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 03:38
Damn, Gina's face will never be the same after this fight. Hope Cyborg doesn't destroy her good looks too much.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 03:39
"In fact, if you gave us two hours we could probably find someone willing to pay for that privilege, and they’d probably be only marginally creepier than you." Two hours? Shit, consider the search over, I'll do it right now. And my mom says I'm not creepy at all, girls just don't "get" me.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 03:42
@ agentsmith that was even better than meoh's comment. you get claim of the day!
Mon, 06/22/09 - 03:46
I'm with the first guy.... I would totally motorboat the shit out of that. They didn't count those two weapons.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 03:55
The host is all like "don't go fast" and "I'm uncomfortable," then when it's over he's panting and whispering "oh my god." Is he a grown man or a cheerleader on prom night?
Mon, 06/22/09 - 03:58
totally the same "please don't hurt me" guy as the Fedor clip. Except this time he seemed intimidated by it being a woman. Probably not the first time she choked out a dude w/ a boner. Kinky.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 04:11
Actually, the host's pulse got up to 180 when Fedor did it to him. They said he was having a "major panic attack". What a bitch... "please don't hurt me I want to keep my douchey job." I don't think it causes any permanent brain damage or anything... I wouldn't mind being choked out by Gina... waking up in her arms would be fairly pleasant I think. But ugggh.... waking up next to Cyborg would be like the first time you mixed pills and tequila.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 04:11
I wouldn't call him a pussy, this guy played it right.. he WoWed his way to have more time with his head between Gina's tits.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 04:33
is it just me, or does diego sanchez resemble a one richard remirez? you know, the serial killer?
Mon, 06/22/09 - 04:44
Gina never runs out of goofy stuff to do does she. But I much, MUCH prefer her being a goofball than slutting it up for attention.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 04:51
Diego "The Nightstalker" Sanchez
Mon, 06/22/09 - 05:10
All I could think was "Roll into her gaurd and pound that shit out for us all, buddy." I would pay a G to have Gina choke me out like that. Anytime Gina. Holla. A G. For 30 seconds.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 05:53
@ Polish- Hahaha thats an aerobic workout right there when you get your bpm up that high. What a bitch that dude is. I bet you I can sock him in the leg and he'd go down for the count.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 07:39
Her arms look like hot dogs.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 07:53
hahaha thats mad, wat a hard day at the office, gets to nap on the job n wakes up being spooned and having his hair stroked by gina. this actually happened to me once at my work, but i work in the psyche ward at the local hospital. it was an awkward experience.
Mon, 06/22/09 - 10:59
That right there is David Carradine's ultimate fantasy
Mon, 06/22/09 - 11:18
oh man.....aha.....funny sh!t...
Tue, 06/23/09 - 06:17
I like the Cyborg one better, the host wasn't as prepared and didnt try and Douche it up as much.
Tue, 06/23/09 - 08:15
When I was Captain of my college judo team, that "lofty title" came with the price tag of being the sensei's demo dummy for every move he tried to teach. So I'm a bit of an expert at having to submit willingly to martial humiliation. Believe me, I would have gladly chosen laying back into those cushy love pillows and being choked out by Gina all day long over the misery I had to endure at the hands of that sweaty old dude. I bid a G + $1 !!!
Tue, 06/23/09 - 08:24
Damn.... There are so many funny posts here, I don't know where to begin! Seriously, is Cyborg gonna steamroll Gina or does she have a fighting chance? Cyborg is vicious and is strong on the ground and striking. Gina seems to be very adaptable while also executing a solid fight plan. For the most part, no two of Gina's fight look the same. She employs different fight plans for different fighters. While this is not revolutionary, how often do we see a fighter ditch their fight plan or ignore their strengths (uh, Jorge Gurgel, anyone)? I think Gina is a real warrior and I think she'll beat Cyborg ...but it ain't gonna be pretty for either of them. Gina by decision. I'm betting that Cyborg will gas by the end of the 2nd round.
Tue, 06/23/09 - 08:41
I would have faked it, then turned around on those melons and went NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM...
Tue, 06/23/09 - 09:26
My girl's looking a little doughy. Hope she's getting ready to make weight. Actually, I hope not. I wanna see her struggle naked behind a towel again....minus the towel ;) And Diego looked DAMN good againt Clay, but I refuse to listen to him talk (even in print) anymore. I wanna like the guy, but he's such a douche it's hard. Wow, I'm king of the cage.
Tue, 06/23/09 - 01:10
god gina is so fucking fat
Tue, 06/23/09 - 03:44
She is not fat! She's healthy! Good God, doesn't anyone like a woman with curves anymore? Not everyone wants a chick who's ribs stick out further than their boobs.
Tue, 06/23/09 - 05:12
She should have smothered him with her huge tits.
Tue, 06/23/09 - 09:37
I fapped.
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