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Good God, YAMMA Strikes Again

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Who could have seen this coming? We’re getting just as sick of this as you are, but we’re here to report another change. It was ri-fuckin-diculous the first four or five times they lost fighters, then picked them up again, then lost them yet again. It’s now obvious Bob Meyrowitz and crew are putting together their own version of “The Producers” by creating a new MMA organization that is doomed to fail — on purpose. I almost don’t even have the strength, but here it goes:

Butterbean lost his opponent, Gary Goodridge (again), because GG got KTFO on March 30th. Now YAMMA Pit Fighting has announced Goodridge’s replacement via their myspace page. You’ll never guess who is replacing Big Daddy Goodridge.

YAMMA Pit Fighting has announced that Pat Smith will replace Gary Goodridge in the YAMMA Pit Fighting “Masters Superfight” against Eric “Butterbean” Esch in Atlantic City on April 11, 2008. Goodridge was forced to withdraw from the event after losing a fight in South Korea on March 30, 2008 in what has been determined a knockout. This rendered Goodridge ineligible to fight on April 11 by the New Jersey Athletic Commission, which requires 30 days of inactivity following a KO.

Yeah. That Pat Smith. The one who was supposed to fight Oleg Taktarov in the other “Masters Superfight” of the night, then was out due to his arrest, but who was resubmitted to fight Oleg when Maurice Smith ditched the fight. Mark Kerr is allegedly now taking on Oleg and Pat Smith is allegedly fighting Butterbean. As far as we know, the heavyweight tournament hasn’t changed since the last time we checked.

I can’t think of an event in history that defines “clusterfuck” like YAMMA. Next thing you know they’ll fire the ring bowl girls and hire ring dudes. Until then, if you want a sneak of the YAMMA Girls practicing the YAMMA YAMMA dance, go here.

On a side note, YAMMA has over 2700 friends on myspace so join up if you’re looking for a relationship, a friend, or just want to network.

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Peterw- April 3, 2008 at 5:20 am
haha at the youtube vid of those girls dance practise
holycow- April 2, 2008 at 11:08 pm
oh my lord
TitoG- April 2, 2008 at 8:48 pm
FUPA of the year! Man this one of the reasons I love this site. I can post anything like COCK, BALLS! And it won't get deleted. Plus I you guys are pretty damn funny. Unlike other gay ass site that end with the word junkie. I want to have your babies Cage Potato!
fightfan- April 2, 2008 at 7:57 pm
That by far is the sickest shit I have seen in a long time. What is that called??? A Gunt doesnt even do justice to that hideousness.

I would much rather stare at a bowl of diarrhea and corn than be forced to look at that pic
Mmmmm- April 2, 2008 at 7:43 pm
My uncle used to drive a Ho Runner
douchebaggery- April 2, 2008 at 6:27 pm
who cares about this assclown carnival called Yamma anyway. the sooner it fails the better
Reverend Hank 'Popetastic' Scorpio III- April 2, 2008 at 6:04 pm
You've out-done yourself with this photo, Cage Potato. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an entire lunch to vomit up.
Space_mountain- April 2, 2008 at 5:31 pm
if thats what yamma looks like, id totally wreck that chick. if we ignore the superfights then the tourney isn't so bad. its been years since weve seen this kind of thing, i want to see how todays fighters do in a tourney, even if its in some weird pit.
Kimbo's Lice- April 2, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Gunt of the year.
Bill- April 2, 2008 at 5:07 pm
my eyes...