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Goran Reljic is Aquaman

(Does Aquaman get laid? You better believe it.)

Yesterday MMA Fanhouse located a story from a Croatian newspaper that detailed undefeated UFC middleweight Goran Reljic‘s heroic rescue of two men who had accidentally driven their car into the Adriatic Sea (it happens, okay?). Apparently Reljic had been asleep when he heard the crash, then jumped in the ocean, smashed the car window with his fist, and pulled the two men out. Oh yeah, and he did it despite the back injury that caused him to pull out of a bout with Thales Leites at UFC 90. Just to make things more interesting.

This, it seemed, was an uncommonly brave act. Except that it wasn’t so uncommon. At least not for Reljic. According to a story on today, it wasn’t the first time he had saved someone from the death trap that is the Adriatic:

“Actually this is second time that I know Goran saved a life in the water,” [Reljic’s manager, Zoran Saric] recalled. “Two years ago, he jumped into a wild storm near the cliffs in the Adriatic Sea, where a person was swimming and trying to get out the water, but the waves and current were so strong that they were pulling the person back in. I have no idea how Goran managed to pull that person out of the sea, but he did it.”

The section of that quote I’d like to highlight is “this is the second time that I know.” That’s fairly open-ended. For all we know, Reljic does this all the time.

In fact, I did a little research, and on nights when Reljic has a fight, statistics show that drowning deaths in the Adriatic Sea increase by 175%. Okay, that’s not true at all. Like I’m about to do any research. Come on. But the point is, if you’re planning on dicking around anywhere in or around the Adriatic Sea, it’s best to check the UFC schedule to see if Goran Reljic will be free that day, just as a precaution.

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grass fed beef- February 15, 2011 at 4:44 pm
Take the goods the gods provide.
Assnonymous- November 21, 2008 at 10:56 pm
typo, type-o, big deal. Lett's type-oh I just made a typo.
shizznitt- November 21, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Aquaman is just thinking why they can't be the other kind of mermaids.
hooligun- November 21, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Its not a typo dude guy, it just makes me wonder why some people use then when they mean than. No biggy!
Derly- November 21, 2008 at 10:38 am
I hope he becomes the next CroCop. I mean with his UFC debut and that headkick... Oh yea and CroCop in his corner telling him he needs to set up the head kick. I'd love to see another striker as technical as CroCop with a kick that aims to knock your head off your shoulders.
Zee German- November 21, 2008 at 8:58 am
Croatians rule.
And if Goran can even beat the sea, look out Anderson Silva.
paddy- November 21, 2008 at 8:49 am
Great story guys, good for Goran!
the bloc- November 21, 2008 at 2:32 am
cool thnx greenseed
maxwell- November 21, 2008 at 12:12 am
who the fuck spells typo like that? do you just enjoy typing vowels and hyphens?
dude guy- November 20, 2008 at 9:59 pm
p.s. every one congratulate hooligun on his recent success. he spotted a type-o
dude guy- November 20, 2008 at 9:56 pm
well if dana ever fires him,atleast he can go work for david hasselhoff
Sodak- November 20, 2008 at 9:53 pm
haha holy shit, good to know super heros exist, between gorjan an stankie the world is a better place i feel much safer. go sobral n ludwig!!!
hooligun- November 20, 2008 at 9:35 pm
"then"? Then what? Its than not then! Thanks
greenseed- November 20, 2008 at 9:35 pm
for all who dont get hdnet

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all on

perdew- November 20, 2008 at 9:19 pm
a way better aquaman then vincent chase
maxwell- November 20, 2008 at 9:15 pm
mmmm cloaca.
Canadianstoner- November 20, 2008 at 9:15 pm
ps. i bet aquaman gets a lot of tail..or should i say fin
Assnonymous- November 20, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I'd hit those mermaids, but I can only see one hole.
emo sux- November 20, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I think the UFC should have a superhero division featuring aquaman and captain america...
Anonymous- November 20, 2008 at 9:06 pm
ps. i bet aquaman gets a lot of tail..or should i say fin
Canadianstoner- November 20, 2008 at 9:04 pm
woot first comment