1. Does a little bit of sugar help the medicine go down?

2. Can you beat Chuck Norris?

3. Who has more hippies — Colorado or California?

4. Have you ever considered using your mechanical engineering degree to create bionic implants that would enhance your fighting abilities? Do you think cyborgs will be banned from the Octagon?

5. Why doesn’t Spider-Man study jiu jitsu?

6. The preferred t-shirt for men who cry in their sleep is Affliction or Silver Star? Follow-up: do you prefer flaming skulls or skulls with wings on your t-shirts?

7. What is the black smoke monster on Lost?

8. Low-fat Vanilla Wafers or low-fat Honey Grahams?

9. Does the carpet match the drapes?

10. When I turn right in my car and the air-condition is on, I lose power and can get almost no acceleration. How do I fix it?

I thought of a few more questions in an alcoholic haze last night. Luckily, I had the good sense to write a few down:

1) There is a UFC announcer (whose name rhymes with Moe Hogan) who seems to believe that the “fist-raised” pose in a picture taken with a fighter is ridiculous and possibly gay. What are your thoughts on this? Can you offer any alternatives?

2) Have you contemplated doing The Ickey Shuffle as your victory dance, complete with spikinig a Bud Light on an unconscious Brock Lesnar?

3) What would it take to get you to wear a Snuggie with the CagePotato logo during your walk to The Octagon? Money? Sex? Drugs? Power?

4) Given how awesome Conan the Barbarian was, were you disappointed by the sequel, Conan the Destroyer?

5) Is there ever a moment on fight night where you think that somewhere, there is a out-of-control, degenerate gambler who is literally betting his life on you pulling out the victory?

6) Is there any way you can acknowledge my existence without it seeming like a desparate bid for attention on my part?

Thanks!

Shane, after you crush Lesnar, are you gonna lay on his wife?

Congrats on the bet. Sounds like he may have done it anyway. Either that or he should never bet money on anything, anytime anywhere. Here are some that i would find interesting. Pick what u want if any

Questions

None of your fights have made it past the first half of the opening round. Do you have the stamina to go a full 5 rounds?

How many street fights have you gotten in? What were they over, and what was the outcome?

Ever lose in a street fight ever? (from little kid to adult)

Do your day job coworkers treat you any differently now that you’re famous?

Do you get hit on more now that you’re famous? (yes yes, we know you’re in love with your wife, just answer the question Hyundai fist)

Do you buy work clothes off the rack?

The night you win a major fight, is that the best sex ever?

Do you refrain from it before fights?

Do you ever incorporate wrestling / mma moves during “happy fun time?”

Ever dream of combat and accidentally grab/hit, etc, your wife in your sleep?

Do you spank your kid ever when the situation calls for it? If so with your whole hand? And if hand, do they do the move where they’re trying to block your hits? If so do you inwardly chuckle because their hand is 1/1000th the size of yours?

Do you say “this is going to hurt me more than it’s going to hurt you?” If so, with a straight face?

Has your kid ever fainted when seeing an angry Shane Carwin with smoke in his ears coming full steam?

Here’s the scenario: Your 14 year old daughter brings home a date. some 16 year old. how will you treat the guy, will you work the intimidation angle for all it’s worth?

What is your biggest tactical concern/fear with Brock?

Do you think Anderson Silva is a God?

Have you ever heard of Rogaine?

Do you also believe that women and Asians are the worst drivers in the world?

Whats up with the dumb tattoo on your right arm? Were you drunk?

Did you know that I just took a fat shit?

Did you lose your virginity to a fat chick?

Hey Carwin, FUCK YOU!! (?)

Shane, have you ever calculated the force of one of your punches?

@ steampunk22,
I don’t think cardio is going to be a problem for Carwin. He trains in Colorado at a minimum of 4.5K ft. Training at altitude does wonders for your gas.

Dear Shane, i was wondering, if in the case that you win your fight against Brock lesnar, what type of these 3 ufc champions are you going to be? 1 are you going to shanghia the heavyweight division and dodge contenders by demanding out of your weight class/out of promotion matchups that will never happen and barely fight once a year, 2 after gaining some swagger/notoriety/marketability, will you say that the UFC doesnt respect (aka pay) you enough and pursue an acting career outside of fighting and really fuck over your fanbase, or 3 will you clean out your division after 2 or 3 title defense and leave no more interesting contenders for you to face for the foreseeable future. of these 3 types of UFC champs, which will you be?

Who is your Daddy and what does he do?

Where do you get off?

Who do you think you are?

Mr Carwin,
Is fist-bumping a sore subject with you? I mean, have you ever accidently knocked anyone over trying to give them a gentle fist-bump?

I’ve been itching at one for a while…
Brocks friends have his NFL training camp records to stand by when they claim that he’s more athletic than you. Do you have the same records? What’s your time in the 40? What’s your vertical? When you do a pushup, are you pushing yourself up or the world down?

LMAO, that was gold @ Da Spied Her

If you were the UFC H.C and the next 2 guys in line were Brock and Fedor, who would you rather fight & why?

Mr. Carwin,
When you are done beating up Mr. Chestnar, will you please belittle him by mocking his last post fight interview with a sarcastic tongue-in-cheek comment about how you are going to drink the sponsor’s beer after the fight? That would be priceless. Then you could follow it up with saying you are going to give your wife a big hug or something.

Please try not to get the HIV from Brock’s exposed cock chest while you are beating him silly.

Will you give Brock a rematch as your first title defense?

Oh, and Killdozer, the only time I’ve declared first is when I did your mom when she was 15.

I understand the logic behind choosing a mental career over a physical one. I respect the desire to have priorities above fighting (Family, and being the Man in the house so to speak) I get it. With that said, I also know that you get the fact that your physical career is on a clock. With a title opportunity looming, and understanding the additional pressures that a UFC champion will face, should you beat Brock, do you still believe that it will be possible to continue an Engineering career while performing as a Champion should? I guess what I am trying to say is do you feel it would be fair to the position of Champion to not dedicate yourself fully to MMA, even temporarily, in the pursuit of the best you can be?

Mr. Carwin, I know that you like to train near your family, Jackson and Grudge both being great teams, but have you ever thought about expanding your training camps to include other trainers? If so whom would you like to train with?

Thank you.

Do you avoid putting your kielbasa fingers in a gal so she isn’t let down with the penie?

Questions for Shane:

1. Arianny, Logan or Natasha?

2. Neoconservatism: dead or just getting started?

3. Do you think we should ban the consumption of Chilean Sea Bass?

4. Shane, your hands are big — do you have a specially made keyboard?

5. Would you ban competitors that test positive for herpes?

6. Shane, you studied mechanical engineering. Can you explain Particle Image Velocimetry to me? — I just don’t get it.

Does the thin Denver air create an unusual autoerotic asphyxiation experience?

Dear Mr. Carwin,

I can’t help but notice your giant hands. Have you ever considered getting a Jitterbug phone?

Yours Truly,

El Famous Burrito

Shane:

Would you be in favor of a 235lb division?

Excluding Heavyweights, what division do you find most exciting to watch?

Excluding HW’s which division do you find most highly contested?

Do you believe in pound for pound rankings, and if so, who would you include on the top of the list?

Would you fight Anderson Silva?

Shane i dont like brock, but have you been praticing your defence for if brock sits on top of you and practices his masterbation punches (hammer fists) on to your face?
Brock needs to be stoped! I say KO’ed so bad that he never wants to return to the cage!

If your upcoming fight with Brock Lesnar goes to the ground and you find yourself unfortunately under Brock is it safe to ASSume you’re a “Power Bottom”?

If you could train with any fighter in any of the MMA organizations who would it be?

Are there any fighters in the UFC heavy weight division that are strong competition for you?

How do you feel about TagTeam MMA? Would you ever consider a 2 VS 2 MMA match? Personally I think it’s the future of MMA.

Best of Luck. WAR CARWIN!!!

Come on guys, he’s an engineer:

In Faraday’s equation describing the Law of Induction:

E = – (d ?_B / d t)

E refers to the magnitude of the electromotive force in volts while “?_B” refers to what?

Cue the Jeopardy music… now.

dear shane, why was shotgun shane carwin not a good nickname for you, and why dont you continously break my email chains by not responding to anything i send to you? sincerely, your biggest fan on the bandwagon

After your wrestling career, who or what was the main reason for making the leap into MMA?

also,

Have you ever actually seen “2 girls 1 cup” or just a bunch of reaction videos?

Will you cancel your fight with Brock at UFC and instead resign a contract to fight him on Season 3 Bully Beatdown? Im pretty sure you can walk out of there with a clean 10 G’s!

this is a two part question.. if thats ok..

1. do you prefer blonds or brunettes?
2. if you punch Brock as hard as you can, do you think you could knock his head off his body?

this is a two part question.. if thats ok..

1. do you prefer blonds or brunettes?
2. if you puch Brock as hard as you can do you think you could knock his head off is body?

Ask him if he’d ever leave the UFC to fight fedor. i’d like to know if he’d actually back up all that shit he was talking about fedor.

I’m back for one more question:

Can you please play “Starin through my rear view” by Tupac and/ft. Phil collins for your entrance to your fight with Brock?

It would be EPIC in every sense of the word, and you’d a whole slew of new fans and admirers.

And for the love of GOD Shane, knock Brock the fuck out. But train on your ground game. Brock will DEFINATELY try and take you down and ground and pound you with his wrestling and strength. He’s won every single one of his fights that way.

1) Will you take on the name “The Freight Train” Shane Carwin or “The Widowmaker” (if you choose the latter, you can come out to “Widowmaker” by W.A.S.P., which would be awesome)? Feel free to credit me, so I can pick up chicks.

2) Shane, how tall are you really?

3) Shane, if my best friend lost both his legs in an accident, do you think it would be wrong of me to ask to have his bike?

4) Shane, will you do “The Crane” in between rounds or, at least, put Lesnar in a “body bag” or “sweep the leg”?

5) Who wins in a street fight: Shane Carwin or “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes?

6) Will you change your entrance music to “Domination” by Pantera?

By: Scott Williamson (Athens, Ga)

i got a couple.

1) what do your other siblings do? and are they as athletically gifted and as large as you?

2) before your title shot you were pretty much set to fight Cain Velasquez doe think that fight would have been easy or more difficult for you

3) of all the heavyweights in the UFC which one do you think would present the most problems for you?

4) how the hell did you get so big eating Fritos?

4.) don’t you think “steamroller” would have been a better nickname ….

1.) do you plan on shaving your head or continuing in randy coutures footsteps of having a hairstyle that makes young balding men proud?
2.)are you training any BJJ to counter any takedown/gnp advantage brock may gain at some point during the fight?
3.) when you knock that bitch out can i have one of your gloves?

and last but not least
@killdozer .. congrats on being the biggest nerd at mathcamp … again

Do you ever feel like your living in a world sized jail?
You’ve travelled all around the world fighting, but have you ever been to you?
Do you ever feel dirty and unworthy?

i wanna know his parent’s dimensions…is he a genetic freak or was he born to huge people.

and what does a guy eat at 280 while training for a title fight?

Anyone who is dumb and didn’t actually include a question mark in their question is disqualified.

Brock lesnar has a nearly unstoppable takedown ability. Frank Mir is one of the best ground fighters in the division and wrestlers are notoriously bad on their backs. What do you think your chance of victory is from the bottom or do you plan to return this to standing as soon as possible.

What do you think about wrestling’s application in the octagon and it’s use as a tool and/or weapon?

Do you think that it matters where you learn to wrestle as opposed to how you’ve applied what you’ve learned to MMA?

Brock constantly talks down your DII wrestling career & is saying that your skills are inferior to his. Do you think that he has a point or do you think he’s just trying to convince himself of something?

There are many examples in MMA of great wrestlers who never competed in the upper echelons of the NCAA who dominate in the octagon. How much weight do you think former wrestling titles hold?

(KO the monkey, WAR CARWIN)

- What weapons do you think you possess should your end up on your back?

OR

- Why do you think you are the underdog in this fight despite holding the stronger record?

OR

- Do you think Lesnar deserves all the hype despite beating an aging Couture and an overhyped Mir (who beat Nogueira at his worst)?

For those of us unfortunate enough to have to had sit through a boring ass theory class in college, do you have any shit we can sit here and theorize about so we can call it Carwinism? May I suggest the connection between shitty tattoos and MMA???

georges st. pierre, would take him from behind or attempt a frontal mount?

Kenshu Shimada, a paleontologist at DePaul University in Chicago, recently unveiled research about prehistoric sharks feeding on plesiosaurs. How does this jibe with your beliefs in teh jebus?

got a couple questions for yah big guy.

First, your a very well rounded fighter, but to people who have only seen you fight in the ufc they know you as a heavy handed monster. Which aspect of your game are you more confident that you have the advantage in over lesnar? Stand up or on the ground?

Second, Brock talked some shit about Division two wrestling, how do you feel about your ability to wrestle with Brock? If Lesnar does take you down are you confident you can either get it back to the feet or lock up a submission? After watching Lesnar pummel Mir in their second fight from half guard I’m sure this is something you have worked on a lot.

last one I swear, your the only human I can see fucking up a full grown grizzly bear in a fight. How much would it cost to set that up?

Best of luck to you in your fight. If shit goes south I’m sure theirs a future in PPV bear fights, and your the only human contestant.

how do you feel about lesnar’s luddite tendancies? good or bad for the sport? discuss.

beatles or the stones?

^I thought he was training with Kevin Randelman?

I have 2 questions.
1. Since lots of camps like to bring in guys who are similar in size to their opponents, have you considered bringing in a couple of gorillas from the zoo to help you train? or perhaps that sasquatch from the Jack Link’s commercials?

2. This question I probably would not ask him in a small room, unless I was standing several feet away and heavily armored at the time, but here goes: Are you really 6′ 3″, because you look a little shorter than other guys who are listed as 6’3″.

Also, please ask Illbunboall’s freddy mercury question just to see what his answer is. Either he knows what you’re talking about or it will produce an awesomely uncomfortable moment, after which you can show him the Dear Don clip on youtube.

When you vote for Chuck Liddell on DWTS, do you vote online or by text?

I hope be destroys Lesnar, and as much as I’d like to see him blast him in the post fight interview, I hope he maintains his humility.

Questions:

What do you think of Brock’s latest “trash talk” attempts at your background and wrestling accomplishments? Does it have any affect on you?
Whats your focus going into this fight?
Do you pay any attention whatsoever to Brock and his training regime? You seem like a very logicial thinker, someone who likes to take his time and study something in order to determine the right way of completing it correctly. Any thoughts on Brock and how your training is going?
What are you doing that is different from other fights?(without giving anything away)

Good luck Shane..your my pick.. put Brock in his Fucking Place!!

I have been saying that Brock’s chin is suspect, will you please expose that for me? Thanks.

Shane “Hands (or House?) of Pain” Carwin

Beyond division credentials, how does he evaluate his wrestling compared to Lesnars?

How comfortable is he working from his back, should Lesnar get the takedown?

What does he think the biggest threat Lesnar presents?

…and +1 for the engineering job question.

DEAR MR. CARWIN…(oops sorry I forgot to turn off the caps)

3 questions:

1. If there is such thing as a horse shoe, are there horse socks?

2. Did you ever consider making your nickname Shane “Make it Rain” Carwin?

3. Who would you rather have five, 5 minute rounds of “no holds barred” action time with? And why:

a) Piss drunk Brock Lesnar
b) Gina Carano on PMS
c) Mike Goldberg on PMS
d) Arianny Celeste on PMS

***

Do you feel you neglect your MMA career with your engineering gig? If so, do you foresee a scenario when you give that up and go completely MMA.

***

Is your nose as strong as it would have been if you didn’t get the septoplasty? Or did it further weaken your nose, even though it was necessary for your breathing?

Forgot to add this to my earlier question

Which anagram for “Shane Carwin” and “Brock Lesnar” do you prefer? “Enchains Raw Born Slacker” or “Wanna Rec His Crab Snorkel?” I vote for the latter, but I like foreshadowing.

Good luck with the fight, you seem like a decent dude.

stranded on an Island with 2 horney octagon girls what 2 would you pick? rachelle and edith included in this question.

Shane what’s the conversation like when you have to ask your boss for time off to go fight on PPV?

Is there anyone out there that you haven’t trained with yet but that you would really like to (in all of MMA)?

If I put a picture of you up in my cubicle, would you put a picture of me up in your cubicle?

Best of luck against Brock!

all you haters just wish you could post the first comment. You should get used to getting owned because I’m just better than you. I’m they guy that makes love to the girl that you wanted to ask on a date but never had the balls to do it. Yeh, I’m a stud and you know it and that’s why you are hating.

Oprah, Serena Williams, your best friends sister

You have to screw one, marry one, kill one. Go

Mr. Carwin when are you going to retire from mma and go acting and demand more money?

big man, whats your motivation behind keeping a fulltime a job such as yours and fighting in the ufc?

also, do you think, despite being in shape, that an average height/weight man could beat you in a 100m sprint?….seriously?

more importantly, have you ever remembered falling asleep? because I don’t think I ever have…

I’ll start with the semi-serious one and it’ll go downhill from there.

If could build a machine for any purpose (regardless of how feasible it may actually be to do so), what would it be?

Given that Brock is kind of a dick (to be diplomatic), if you had him KO’ed and the ref was a bit slow in stopping it, would you consider doing a Dan Henderson impression for us?

If you knocked Brock out in under 30 seconds (cleanly), would you have the balls to transfer a temporary tattoo of a vagina onto his face?

Would you be down to challenge Brock to a amateur wrestling match for the first round only after his comments about your wrestling background?

831 Son shut the fuck up idiot. You are just a jalous punk and I know you are butthurt about me being first. That’s because I’m a winner and you are a sore loser that can’t accept how great I am.
And how fucking stupid do you have to be to ask a question that was already asked by CP in his previous interview with Shane? You dumb gook need to use the search button before you post another stupid shit. Now get lost before I totally destoy you.

I’d like to ask how close he cuts the normal work schedule to a fight, like is there a few weeks etc. where he takes some time off work to finalize prep? I imagine going down to Greg Jackson’s isn’t a drive every weekend sort of deal.

Also I’d like to ask what he considers his best strength in the MMA game and his area most in need of improvement.

Third and last is any fighters that inspired him to get into MMA, or that he looked up to earlier in his career.

Shane,

Clearly every fighter aspires to one day hold a title, and therefore are likely to grasp every opportunity they are presented with. But with the UFC’s decision to move you from a #1 contender fight, directly into a title fight (not to say in any way shape or form that you haven’t deserved it, because I think you clearly have) do you think that this was the best move for you? Strategically speaking of course.

Dear Mr Carwin

Two heavyweights come at each other across the ring. One weighs 280, the other a measly 259. Both travel at 9 m/s. How long does it take you to get GNP’d to death?

Also, why does North Weld County water taste like Coors Lite?

Shane… what’s worse, you’re team getting blown outta the park, you’re losing a bet to Cage Potato or the very real possibilty of having Brock get the better of you?

Do you feel that your fight with Lesnar is too early in your MMA career and that maybe you could have used one more fight with a top 10 heavyweight before taking on the current champ?

If no: Hypothetically speaking, is it likely that you will answer this question differently if you happen to lose?

Mr. Carwin, Who in your mind is the current Pound for Pound King in MMA?

If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would, I’d be delicious. I’d cover myself in onions and relish, and then wash it all down with a nice, tall, cool Budweiser.

will you put temporary penis tattoo on your chest for the weigh ins to get under brocks skin a lil bit before the fight?

You seem to be a REALLY level-headed guy, but is there anything in your job (or life) that irrates you to the point you really want to lose it for a second and smash something? Like perhaps a boss that constantly asks “Did you follow ESW?”?

Mr Carwin,
What is your favorite piece of architecture in the western world? I assume there’s a statute of yourself in your backyard…you can’t use that as your answer. – Homoplata

Mr. Carwin, did you go the Great American Beer Festival?

Shane If you win the belt are you going to wear it around like Big Timeey did and will it have a special in your home or will it just go in the back of the closet until you have to defend it?

Mr. Carwin, In a race who would win? You or Ben Fowlkes?

@ KillDozer
Really dog???

After Brock’s antics at UFC 100, everyone wanted someone to step up and beat Brock. Myself, and countless others have all had you in our minds as the guy who could do it. Do you feel any added pressure being that guy that people walk up to and beg you to kick Brock’s ass?

Shane, does Male Pattern Baldness run in your family?

I wear a size XL T-Shirt…

Shane I am curious if your ground game is good enough to get out from under Brock if lays and pounds on you like he did Mir? I hated watching that, it was the worst thing to see ,so please Knock this joke out (that’s Brock BTW),and enjoy the new fans you will gain ($$$$$) from it. Thank you.

Mr. Carwin, are you doing anything different while training for this fight? If so, please elaborate.

Two questions:
1. Victory beverage of choice?
2. Preferred celebratory love making technique?

My money says:
1. Stella Artois
2. Sweet tantric love

Shane, since the whole nickname ordeal was kind of my fault, the world is wondering…Do you forgive LukeTheDuke?

Being the size you are you haven’t had to really encounter a size disadvantage so far in MMA. If you had to face such a problem in your amateur wrestling career how did you deal with it or prepare?

follow up…

How do you think you would fair in a wrestling match with Brock?

You’re out with some buddies at a bar/grill, just hanging out and eating some buffalo wings, when in walks Brock and his posse. They sit at the booth directly across the aisle from you guys, and soon your Jewish buddy Adam starts throwing some not-too kind words in their direction. Being the cool, calm, intelligent guy you are, you try to ease things up (you have a fight in a few weeks, for God’s sake).

Just when it seems like your ready to be the bigger man and leave the place, Brock whispers under his breath – “Bet the guy can’t even eat wings like a man…”

This ignites a flames in your soul that has been extinguished since that one jerk in 7th grade PE called your mom a lumberjack. You slowly turn back toward Brock and look into those bulldog eyes of his. He knows what he’s done. He doesn’t even say anything, he simply raises his finger in the air. A passing waitress stops and politely asks “Whatcha need?”

You’ve been there for about an hour. You’ve already had a good helping of buffalo wings. You’re not in tip top, eating-machine shape…

Yet the challenge still stands…

WHAT DO YOU DO?

Hey Shane “The Brain” Carwin, since you work a full time job, and fight, have you thought about how long you would like your fighting career to be, and have you drank your own piss yet?

@KillDozer

Nobody cares if you can go onto a website so frequently that you can post the first comment on a new post. Idiot.

Carwin, if you win, will you be drinking Bud Light or Coors Light after the fight? If neither, what? (besides water)

How about, “Will you please punch me in the face while we have this guy video tape it for our site?”

@Eddi

I think that Carwin has actually answered this multiple times in interviews, he stalwartly refuses to give up on his academically earned career as it is the ‘resposible’ thing to do for his family. ;P

Hmmm….

I would like to know….

Mr. Carwin, how do you feel octagon time / cardio will effect your fight with Brock Lesnar? We all know you have a, shall we say ‘penchant’, for ending fights early whereas Lesnar’s had his last three fights go to atleast the halfway point of the second round (and the distance with Herring) do you think that this will be another quick fight for you? Or do see this being dragged out a little longer. We’ve seen Brock Lesnar’s gastank and for a boy that big it’s pretty deep, do you think that this fight potentially will be a chance for fans to see you go a few rounds and showcase your endurance and cardio, or will you put him away long before then?

Thanks! Good luck with the fight!

Have you ever wondered what human flesh tastes like? Pork? Chicken? A pleasant combination of the two with maybe a hint of lamb or mutton flavor on the fatty parts? Be honest. Have you ever been curious?

Brock said everyone in Division II wrestling gets a trophy, kinda like tee-ball, is there any truth to this.

How hurt were you in the Gonzaga fight moments before you KO’d him? You were clearly out of it somewhat.. And do you think you will be able to reverse or get out from under Brock once/if he takes you down?

KillDozer- There is nothing special in being the first one to post a retarded comment like you do all the time. Everyone just recognizes how much of a troll you are. Haha loser.

I got two… I think they are good….

Dear Mr. Carwin, do you feel like you can become a better fighter if you dedicated 100% of your time to fighting? If so, what is it that keeps you from doing it?

Lets say you knocked up Octomom and she was about to pop out 8 more kids, you tried to escape but her father held you at gunpoint and took you to a shotgun wedding, so now your stuck with 8 kids and 8 on the way. You had to decide what would be best for the kids financially, stick with fighting or stick with engineering, of course you couldn’t do both because i mean… that a lot of diapers to change, you just wouldn’t have time.

Do you think you could use your Mechanical Engineering degree to calculate the required velocity of your massive fists to knock the stupid out of Brock Lesnar?

Or, more seriously, what exactly do you do in your Engineering job? I too am an aspiring Engineer and would be interested to hear about it.

I’ll be rooting my ass off for at UFC 106, Shane! Show the world that unoffensive, humble science dorks can beat some albino gorilla ass too!

Now that you have clearly established yourself as one of the top heavyweights and are fighting for the UFC championship, do you still plan on being a full time engineer? Does balancing the two take time away from your training? Do you feel that your job is hindering or helping you to be the best MMA fighter that you can possibly be?

Your expecting a baby soon right? Are you going to have any Shane Carwin onesies made that we could possibly buy? My new born niece would love to rock one.

How old were you when you had your first real fight? What was the outcome?

Dear Shane, there’s been a rommmarrrrr, that you stole the mustache from Freddie Mercury. Is this true?

Question for Carwin: Have you fully recovered from the bad injury you had before coming to MMA? And is Shane Carloss really your lost twitter cousin?

So like, what was your initial reaction to being cast as Kongo?

Mr. Carwin, as an aspiring engineer myself(still in college), would it be cool if I use you as a reference for any job opportunities? Thanks.
-rokabee

edit: I think i may have violated rule #2. ah well right, my 2nd grade teacher said the only dumb question is the one that isn’t asked.

PLEASE ASK CARWIN TO REFER TO BROCKS COCK ON HIS CHEST AND WHAT IT IS GONNA FEEL LIKE HAVING TO STARE AT IT….. Or have him refer to him as Cock Chestner…..PLEASE GOD O MIGHTY make it fuckin happen potato.

OOps, was I first again? Better step up ur game girls, I’ll pwn you all day long.

Carwin FTW