Poor Gray Maynard. Of all the times for Raw Vegas to show up for one of their video interviews, they just had to come to the gym while he was having a particularly nasty outbreak of herpes. Leave it to Dave "No Ground Game" Farra to bust a guy’s balls over it, too. The worst part is that Maynard says he’s had the herp since he was a kid (he should have listened to his parents and not let that slutty neighborhood dog lick his face), so he didn’t even get to have the totally-not-worth-it few minutes of fun that most people receive as a herpes consolation prize, and that’s just not fair. Catching herpes without getting laid is like going broke on a prudent financial strategy. It’s just such a boring way for something bad to happen to you.
The good news is, now he gets to go rub his face all over aspiring actor/model Roger Huerta for fifteen minutes next Wednesday. See you in hell, pretty boy.