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Gray Maynard Has Herpes, Didn’t Even Get It the Fun Way

Poor Gray Maynard.  Of all the times for Raw Vegas to show up for one of their video interviews, they just had to come to the gym while he was having a particularly nasty outbreak of herpes.  Leave it to Dave "No Ground Game" Farra to bust a guy’s balls over it, too.  The worst part is that Maynard says he’s had the herp since he was a kid (he should have listened to his parents and not let that slutty neighborhood dog lick his face), so he didn’t even get to have the totally-not-worth-it few minutes of fun that most people receive as a herpes consolation prize, and that’s just not fair.  Catching herpes without getting laid is like going broke on a prudent financial strategy.  It’s just such a boring way for something bad to happen to you. 

The good news is, now he gets to go rub his face all over aspiring actor/model Roger Huerta for fifteen minutes next Wednesday.  See you in hell, pretty boy.

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herpesfinder- October 14, 2009 at 6:55 pm
ask him to go to STDromance.com for herpes people checking....just fun
M1-Grovel- September 13, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Ok, so a guy on TUF 9 has it, and he's dismissed for fear of spreading it to others since it's contagious. Gray has it, and Dana says: "hmm. Hey HUERTA! guess who your exit match is against? Happy Hollywood mother fucker."

Makes sense...
Ed M- September 12, 2009 at 10:08 am
So Gray, I undahstahn you gotta herpes. Are you werrin it? Iffa so, I cunt even tell its dehrr.
lilgary- September 11, 2009 at 8:27 pm
I am sure that he gets tested, but it really seems to me that homey smokes the ganja
hotsaucemonster- September 11, 2009 at 6:48 pm
dammit gray, this is how i find out
Bob Loblaw- September 11, 2009 at 4:39 pm
HOLY SHIT!!!! ROSS CLIFTON'S GHOST IN THE BACKGROUND
portland mma- September 11, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Dana's a genius, he knew Gray had this, which is why he chose to have him fight a guy who is going to try and act and model after this fight. I can just see Huerta on the set of "Weekend at Bernies 14," getting his face powdered and the make up artist asking why he has so many blemishes and him replying, "oh thats not acne, thats herpes from Gray Maynard."
ihateemo- September 11, 2009 at 3:56 pm
"Definitely gonna be 15 minutes, cuz this bore does not finish fights"

Unless he knocks himself out. :)
Nealio- September 11, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I think Farra had some kind of attraction to the Bully's lips. He mentioned it like 23 times....
TimReaper87- September 11, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Should he be fighting?....I guess he isnt fucking anyone lol....
TimReaper87- September 11, 2009 at 3:25 pm
It should have been "Raw Maynard" instead of "Raw Vegas"
WuTangClan- September 11, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Definitely gonna be 15 minutes, cuz this bore does not finish fights
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