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Gross Photo of the Day: Man Grapples With Wedding Ring On, Literally Skins Himself Alive

(Symbol of eternal love and devotion…or DEATH TRAP? We’re just kidding. It’s both.)

We’re not sure if we can “thank” MiddleEasy for passing along the image that awaits you after the jump, but out of morbid curiosity, we are going to pass it along to you nonetheless. We do not know who the poor sap on the receiving end of this…flensing is; all we know is that he apparently suffered it while grappling with his wedding ring on. As if we needed another reason to take them off, amiright fellas? *raises hand for high-fives, receives none* 

In any case, just be prepared for what you are about to witness. Anthony Njokuani’s hand? Rubbish. Martin Kampmann’s axe wound? Child’s play.

I know I have a tendency to embellish these things. I know this. But if the photo below does not make you recoil in disgust, then vomit into your lap and possibly even denounce the concept of marriage altogether, I will proudly hand over my expired press pass and gun to the CagePotato offices and retire.

You have been warned.


-J. Jones

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Squirrel- April 21, 2013 at 11:04 am
I've seen a lot worse. That injury is up there for cool factor but that's about it.
2Dogs- April 20, 2013 at 4:02 am big deal. Whotta bout the dude that fell off the ladder and got his ring hung up on a gutter and pulled his finger off and the tendon up to the shoulder right outta his cringe worthy...these hand injuries are fuckin nuthin, every fighter exspects his/her hands to get fucked up.
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masterbaitntackle- April 19, 2013 at 10:04 pm
Honey, I told you that I'll NEVER take my ring off....
NuclearSun- April 19, 2013 at 5:29 pm
Here's another pic from that injury.
Mr_Misanthropy- April 19, 2013 at 4:02 pm
Yup, that's why they make bandaids and neosporin...
ksgbobo- April 19, 2013 at 1:37 pm
@jonjonesbentley - have you seen the weapons safety message a couple years ago in Afghanistan where the idiot solider used a loose Ma-Duece round to lock in the weapon on the mounting system. What happened? I think you know. Google it. Pretty graphic. Lets just say he no longer has a hand.
crappiefloper- April 19, 2013 at 12:48 pm
The injury I mean, marriage is fucking hidious
crappiefloper- April 19, 2013 at 12:47 pm
It's really not that bad fellas
teep- April 19, 2013 at 12:30 pm
So what you are saying is that grappling with a toothpick in your mouth is much safer than grappling with the world's cheapest (wedding) ring on? I will remember that for next time.
J.Jones- April 19, 2013 at 12:00 pm
@jonjonesbentley - Yeah, that's what I'm hearing now. Oh well, let's just suspend our disbelief for the time being and marvel at that gloriously hideous thing.
Alan K- April 19, 2013 at 11:59 am
That injury won't make me vomit. Marriage will.
jonjonesbentley- April 19, 2013 at 11:43 am
This picture is old and it wasn't from grappling. We used to have this picture up when I worked in the marines that were used to encourage us not to work on machinery while wearing rings.
porkin_ur_mom- April 19, 2013 at 11:14 am
To be fair it's not even his ring finger, he was just pimp ringin it.
towelie- April 19, 2013 at 10:32 am
gnarly. as an auto claims adjuster in the past, i had a claimant with a degloved penis once. he wasn't even attempting the old banana in the tailpipe. shit just happens sometimes.
google- April 19, 2013 at 10:12 am
yeah, thats it, thanks Boomer
boomer- April 19, 2013 at 10:07 am
google - i think it's from it's always sunny in philadelphia.
google- April 19, 2013 at 9:58 am
Whats that last gif from? I can't remember and its killing me!! anyone know?
raizor- April 19, 2013 at 10:01 am
its always sunny in Philadelphia.

Does anyone else have to login every day? What a PITA :/
Mr_Misanthropy- April 20, 2013 at 12:14 am
Really?! That's weird. It must just be your account.
The12ozCurls- April 19, 2013 at 9:53 am
I'll give you a high-five on that comment JJ. So, you received 1, not none.
monkeyknuckler- April 19, 2013 at 9:51 am
Not gonna look. I've learned my lesson.
Fried Taco- April 19, 2013 at 9:50 am
Here's another gif:
macreadysshack- April 19, 2013 at 9:25 am
Degloved love.