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Gross Video of The Night: Joe Rogan Supportively Shouts at Chicks Swallowing Donkey Semen


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When our favorite UFC commentator (and stand-up comedian/actor/television show host) Joe Rogan came back with a re-launch of his long-running NBC extreme game show Fear Factor, critics wondered what the point was. We should have known better than to doubt Joe and the Factor producers because they had a sure-fire ratings ace up their sleeves — pairs of pretty twin girls in bikinis gulping down gallons and gallons of donkey jizz and piss.

Unfortunately the suits at NBC decided not to air the episode in America and shortly after, Fear Factor was cancelled. Coincidence? We think not. The pornographic segment* has finally seen the light of day, on Danish Television. We’ll go ahead and assume that Martin Kampmann may have already watched and enjoyed the clip.

I’ve read some other posts in the blogosphere where pious writers warn readers not to watch the video because it is disgusting. Forget that nonsense. I had to watch it twice for you knuckleheads so the least you can do is vomit along with me (and the bikini-clad chicks after they’ve licked their mugs clean). Pay special attention to Rogan’s hilarious exhortations. (“You are a beast!” “Give me a big, deep breath. Open up wide!” “Yes. Yes! One more gulp!” “Go for it, Claire! Oh yeah! You’ve got this! She’s fine.”) The guy can’t do anything without full-throttle enthusiasm.

Elias Cepeda

If you don’t think women drinking cups of semen and urine in front of cameras is pornographic, you’ve just never seen the good stuff. In which case we’d like to invite you to one of our daily CagePotato staff meetings. Our leader Ben Goldstein has interesting taste in motivational videos, is all I’ll say.

Comments

  1. 1Jackal Says:

    Thu, 06/14/12 - 08:56


    firsty
  2. LooseCannonScanlon Says:

    Thu, 06/14/12 - 09:01


    Winners got $10,000 and a trip to the Olive Garden.
  3. 1Jackal Says:

    Thu, 06/14/12 - 09:02


    or should i have said "thirsty?"
  4. mothercruncher Says:

    Fri, 06/15/12 - 01:30


    GGG. That is all.
  5. 2Dogs Says:

    Fri, 06/15/12 - 02:33


    BAWHAWHAW! Somewhere around the 7:40 mark one of the girls is throwing a horseshoe and Rogan says "you are tossing for the semen!" ...pure comic gold right there
  6. CageTomato Says:

    Fri, 06/15/12 - 03:50


    This competition was unfair. I mean two blondes in a jizz drinking contest.. They should have thrown some algebra to even things out.
  7. Clyde Says:

    Fri, 06/15/12 - 05:13


    The "fear" factor involved in this show is debateable at times. Is it just me or there a difference between not wanting to do something because it's scary, with a risk of injury/death and because it's just disgusting. There is a fear factor in crossing a tightrope between high buildings, because if it goes wrong, safety equipment can go wrong and then you're eating tasty tasty pavement. I don't think people are so much afraid of drinking donkey spunk, they just choose not to because it's fucking gross.
  8. NomadRip Says:

    Fri, 06/15/12 - 05:33


    That was just a nasty thing to watch.
  9. Fried Taco Says:

    Fri, 06/15/12 - 07:41


    Talk about a contest tailor made for women! They could have just done a sammich making contest and got the same results.
  10. ArmFarmer Says:

    Fri, 06/15/12 - 09:18


    Something tells me that's not the most semen she's consumed in one sitting.
  11. Clue-by-Four Says:

    Fri, 06/15/12 - 12:14


    Something tells me that's not the most you've consumed in one sitting either, princess.
  12. Amjur Says:

    Fri, 06/15/12 - 06:08


    How much you want to bet those girls have boyfriends back home who NEVER get blowjobs?
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    Thu, 08/08/13 - 10:07


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