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GSP Admits to Hiring Kissing Assassin to Sabotage Penn

Hey everybody, look who has a sense of humor!  Responding to renewed Lubrigate allegations, Georges St. Pierre admits that he did cheat, only not by greasing up his body.  Instead, he hired some long-hair to kiss B.J. Penn on his way down to the Octagon and sap all his strength before the fight even started.  That devious French-Canadian.

GSP also insists that his best revenge against B.J. Penn now would be to "’elp Kenny Florian to kick ‘ees ass.”  Or maybe he can just keep Penn tied up in hearings and out of the gym all the way to fight time.  Although judging from how he talks about the outcome of this week’s hearings, it seems as if GSP is under the impression that he won.  I guess that’s kind of true, in the sense that he didn’t lose.  Maybe his legal representatives are giving GSP a simplified account of what happened at the NSAC.  That’s probably for the best.  The guy doesn’t want to hear all the back and forth.  Just tell him ‘we won!’ and he’ll sleep better.

Comments

  1. Curtis Sample Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 08:14


    IM BACK BITCHES FIRST AGAIN C. SAMPLE OUT!!!!
  2. WAR Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 08:15


    WAR GSP!!
  3. Wandering Wade Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 08:26


    GSP FTW lol. That was actually funny. The dreaded Tranny Kiss.
  4. Poo Flinger Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 08:27


    Good Lord. When will this ever end. I am so sick of BJ Penn at this point. I really, really hope Florian kicks his @$$, but I don't think he can.
  5. The Juice Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 08:29


    Aah! Should they change the decision now from "corner stoppage" to "tranny lippage"?
  6. Anonymous Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 08:37


    Omg, the number of action flicks with awesome names inkluding mma fighters just got longer. Death Warrior added to must see list.
  7. durrrrrr Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 08:37


    The funny thing is no one realizes this is all part of the Florian/GSP game plan. They wan't everyone to talk about grease gate up till the BJ vrs Florian fight. BJ is going to court, talking on the radio about it .... its all that coconut thinks of these days. He steps into the training camp worried about how he didnt get his fair shot ( lol ) and not about Florian. I will be suprised if BJ even makes the second round of his failed title defense. Just like Ken Flow said " Bj likes to play mind games, too bad hes playing checkers and I'm playing chess. "
  8. Darkside Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 08:46


    GSP is still one of the biggest douchebags in MMA history, but I have to admit, that's funny as shit.
  9. Consigliere Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 08:48


    GSP rules; his marketing skills almost equals his fighting skills. BJ on the other hand has managed to destroy his legacy and reduce his fan base enormously, by being such mama's little cry baby. Just get it chubby: You were absolutely dominated in every aspect of the game, by a far superior fighter. Do you have death wish, wanting a(n undeserved) re-match? Now let us all hope that Florian cements BJ's rep as a has been, by whooping his fat ass!
  10. Rabinator Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 08:55


    Does anyone have a link to the original GSP Interview?
  11. Anonymous Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 08:59


    That gsp is great hahaha poor penn...he's goin down a bit more everyday
  12. Dante Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 09:04


    That was really funny. It was also funny if GSP thinks Florian can beat Penn. WARRRRR PENN!
  13. Maud Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 09:08


    lmao. Atta baby GSP. The penn vs florian fight is going to be good.
  14. Diggler Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 09:34


    Wasn't that one of the Guida brothers?
  15. Aicha Aicha Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 09:37


    A couple days ago, a girl doing a survey asked me how many times I masticated a day. Knowing this was a test of my vocabulary, I said, "Usually three times a day. I try to do it with a banana daily as well." The girl then looked at me with disgust and walked away. I then realized she really asked me how many times I masturbated per day. Go GSP!
  16. I Predict Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 09:43


    KENNY FLORIAN, TKO ROUND 3
  17. Anonymous Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 09:45


    GSP's corner Cheated. Maybe unknowingly but it was bullshit. That said, I wish the beating he put on Penn whould have corrected Penns tic. I guess not. No more greasing you crazy Canadian.
  18. jizMasterZer0 Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 09:56


    good old mickey avalon giving bj the kiss of death, i never understood how a rich kid from hawaii could become great friends with a drug addict turned rapper
  19. mma-pro Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 10:08


    you lost twice penn, get over it. it wasnt like gsp only won the fight on the ground, he dominated penn where ever the fight went
  20. Chris Crocker Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 10:10


    LEAVE BJ'S THORACIC CAGE ALONE!
  21. Timmeh Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 10:28


    LOL!
  22. Anonymous Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 10:40


    I didn't think it was possible, but BJ is getting even CHUBBIER. LOOK AT HIS FUCKIN CHEEKS LOL
  23. Anonymous Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 11:09


    kenny florian will be the new LW champion. fuck bj!
  24. Obama Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 11:13


    i
  25. Dana White Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 11:14


    aaaahahahah.. that was great. BJ is crying with his mommy and GSP is laughing about it.
  26. Anonymous Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 11:17


    Thank you! Finally, someone said it the right way. "I HOPE Kenny kicks BJ's ass, but I don't think he can." I'm so sick of hearing people say, "Kenny is gonna win because BJ's a crybaby...yeah!" It's like - Hey Stupid, that isn't a reason.
  27. Anonymous Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 11:18


    That was in response to Poo Flinger's comment above.
  28. The Juice Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 11:57


    I really hope Dana just shoves them into 3rd fight to shut everyone up.
  29. the Chronic Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 12:11


    let him fight GSP, and when he loses, strip him of the lightweight title as well. fuckin baby.
  30. Anonymouss Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 01:01


    Amen Juice. Lets kill this thing
  31. Leroy Jenkins! Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 01:04


    i wonder if Kenny Florian will employ the Kissing Assassin. haha. To take it further to piss off CryBaby-Jay, they'll get the whole audience to be Transvesites and distract Penn. Transvestites + B.J. Penn = Warm feelings and distractiong ---> K.O. via Florian's Knees
  32. Leroy Jenkins! Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 01:05


    distraction^
  33. NotStudying Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 01:10


    What is G? G is GSP....Hiring a Kissing Assassin to take out his opponent! Gangsta haha... Not only is he a classy dresser- dress shoes at a Gatorade commercial but he is also Methodical in his instrumental destruction of B.J. Penn. Guess he knew Penn had feelings for Mickey Avalon.
  34. ryguyflyguy Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 01:28


    hollah if ya hear me mang, this guy is funny as titty fuck. now as fo that punk ass mofukkha B mother fuckin J fuckin Penn ass pirate should shut up already. out.
  35. Twinkletoes Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 01:57


    Hmmm.......I would so love to grease up GSP's turd gate and hold an official investigation inside of it with my peen. Just like BJ, I'd make it last forever until I was satisfied. Toodles!
  36. Anonymous420 Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 02:16


    the guys looked like clay fucking guida
  37. Shawn Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 02:40


    What's amazing is that GSP actually told a pretty good joke.
  38. smashfacekillah Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 02:54


    How the fuck did mickey avalon get in there.
  39. Aicha Aicha Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 02:54


    This is the least amount of love I've ever seen for a B.J.
  40. George st pierre Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 03:03


    then me and that long hair guy went back to my place
  41. I hire a man to kiss BEEJay Penn to Hurt Tim and Maek Him Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 03:04


    Is it me or is GSP's english even worse than before? Maybe BJ Penn successfully attempted to f--k up GSP's english for a short moment here.
  42. Anonymous Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 03:19


    It's called an accent moron. And english is his second language.
  43. I hire a man to kiss BEEJay Penn to Hurt Tim and Maek Him Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 04:01


    Accent? LOL. Stupid piece of shit Anonymous doesn't even know what grammar is.
  44. Fight Addict Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 04:24


    I sense someone has been drinking too much HateRade haha GSP's english might sound worse because he sounds like he is losing his voice. Must be up all night Banging your mom and yelling out "who's your daddy"
  45. JiveTurkey Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 04:28


    OWNED! Me: "I hire a man to kiss BEEJay Penn to Hurt Tim and Maek Him" how does it feel to get owned? Him: Not good, but i've been use to it all my life, my mother's a whore, what ya expect... :(
  46. Your Fucking Father Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 04:29


    Yeah you are all correct that would be a good thing for Kenny Florian to piss off a fighter who is better than him in every aspect of the fight game, that beating he will take from BJ wont be at all embarrassing. I think GSP would have won that fight anyway but the if you look at the video he swipes downward with the vaseline on GPS's chest, THATS NO BREATHING TECHNIQUE. I think GSP's fans are worse than BJ's sometimes. And Curtis Sample is a fag.
  47. boreeed Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 04:29


    man i love logging on here and seeing the crazy comments
  48. ItburnswhenIpee Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 04:54


    The idea of two guys, who both make a living fighting in a cage, having a legal wrangle seems somewhat ironic...
  49. JRWReich Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 05:45


    OMG... This almost makes me like Canadians again!
  50. The Juice Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 06:27


    This Penn-GSP rivalry has really brought out the worst in those commenting here.
  51. Anonymous Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 07:06


    GSP is my fuckin hero WAR GSP
  52. Michael W. Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 07:13


    UFC had better not schedule GSP and Heath Herring to fight on the same night again. Heath with start knocking some homo's out.
  53. Anonymous Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 08:15


    hhhee. adorable.
  54. B.J Penn POS whiner..mofu,,,fucin..dunb ass cabbage patch Says:

    Sat, 03/21/09 - 11:00


    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAR GSP...Bj is WASHED UP!!!!!!! WAR Florian
  55. Anonymous Says:

    Sun, 03/22/09 - 08:02


    gsp your fucked boy friend and so was that guy he hierd
  56. Anonymous Says:

    Sun, 03/22/09 - 08:05


    gsp boy friend kisses bj penn .gsp peneis too small
  57. Anonymous Says:

    Sun, 03/22/09 - 08:10


    kennys fucking gsp with lots of grease on his little dick
  58. Anonymous Says:

    Sun, 03/22/09 - 08:22


    gsp that guy he hierd and kennys having three ways with grease on there little dicks
  59. Bootylam! Says:

    Mon, 03/23/09 - 02:59


    It's such a huge argument because it's crybaby excuse makers (like Seahawks and Cardinals fans) against strong solid reality. (Steelers!)
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