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GSP Admits to Hiring Kissing Assassin to Sabotage Penn

Hey everybody, look who has a sense of humor!  Responding to renewed Lubrigate allegations, Georges St. Pierre admits that he did cheat, only not by greasing up his body.  Instead, he hired some long-hair to kiss B.J. Penn on his way down to the Octagon and sap all his strength before the fight even started.  That devious French-Canadian.

GSP also insists that his best revenge against B.J. Penn now would be to "’elp Kenny Florian to kick ‘ees ass.”  Or maybe he can just keep Penn tied up in hearings and out of the gym all the way to fight time.  Although judging from how he talks about the outcome of this week’s hearings, it seems as if GSP is under the impression that he won.  I guess that’s kind of true, in the sense that he didn’t lose.  Maybe his legal representatives are giving GSP a simplified account of what happened at the NSAC.  That’s probably for the best.  The guy doesn’t want to hear all the back and forth.  Just tell him ‘we won!’ and he’ll sleep better.

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Bootylam!- March 23, 2009 at 2:59 pm
It's such a huge argument because it's crybaby excuse makers (like Seahawks and Cardinals fans) against strong solid reality. (Steelers!)
Anonymous- March 22, 2009 at 8:22 pm
gsp that guy he hierd and kennys having three ways with grease on there little dicks
Anonymous- March 22, 2009 at 8:10 pm
kennys fucking gsp with lots of grease on his little dick
Anonymous- March 22, 2009 at 8:05 pm
gsp boy friend kisses bj penn .gsp peneis too small
Anonymous- March 22, 2009 at 8:02 pm
gsp your fucked boy friend and so was that guy he hierd
B.J Penn POS whiner..mofu,,,fucin..dunb ass cabbage patch - March 21, 2009 at 11:00 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAR GSP...Bj is WASHED UP!!!!!!! WAR Florian
Anonymous- March 21, 2009 at 8:15 pm
hhhee. adorable.
Michael W.- March 21, 2009 at 7:13 pm
UFC had better not schedule GSP and Heath Herring to fight on the same night again. Heath with start knocking some homo's out.
Anonymous- March 21, 2009 at 7:06 pm
GSP is my fuckin hero

The Juice- March 21, 2009 at 6:27 pm
This Penn-GSP rivalry has really brought out the worst in those commenting here.
JRWReich- March 21, 2009 at 5:45 pm
OMG... This almost makes me like Canadians again!
ItburnswhenIpee- March 21, 2009 at 4:54 pm
The idea of two guys, who both make a living fighting in a cage, having a legal wrangle seems somewhat ironic...
boreeed- March 21, 2009 at 4:29 pm
man i love logging on here and seeing the crazy comments
Your Fucking Father- March 21, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Yeah you are all correct that would be a good thing for Kenny Florian to piss off a fighter who is better than him in every aspect of the fight game, that beating he will take from BJ wont be at all embarrassing. I think GSP would have won that fight anyway but the if you look at the video he swipes downward with the vaseline on GPS's chest, THATS NO BREATHING TECHNIQUE. I think GSP's fans are worse than BJ's sometimes. And Curtis Sample is a fag.
JiveTurkey- March 21, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Me: "I hire a man to kiss BEEJay Penn to Hurt Tim and Maek Him" how does it feel to get owned?

Him: Not good, but i've been use to it all my life, my mother's a whore, what ya expect... :(
Fight Addict- March 21, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I sense someone has been drinking too much HateRade haha

GSP's english might sound worse because he sounds like he is losing his voice. Must be up all night Banging your mom and yelling out "who's your daddy"
I hire a man to kiss BEEJay Penn to Hurt Tim and Maek Him- March 21, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Accent? LOL. Stupid piece of shit Anonymous doesn't even know what grammar is.
Anonymous- March 21, 2009 at 3:19 pm
It's called an accent moron. And english is his second language.
I hire a man to kiss BEEJay Penn to Hurt Tim and Maek Him- March 21, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Is it me or is GSP's english even worse than before? Maybe BJ Penn successfully attempted to f--k up GSP's english for a short moment here.
George st pierre- March 21, 2009 at 3:03 pm
then me and that long hair guy went back to my place
Aicha Aicha- March 21, 2009 at 2:54 pm
This is the least amount of love I've ever seen for a B.J.
smashfacekillah- March 21, 2009 at 2:54 pm
How the fuck did mickey avalon get in there.
Shawn- March 21, 2009 at 2:40 pm
What's amazing is that GSP actually told a pretty good joke.
Anonymous420- March 21, 2009 at 2:16 pm
the guys looked like clay fucking guida
Twinkletoes- March 21, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Hmmm.......I would so love to grease up GSP's turd gate and hold an official investigation inside of it with my peen. Just like BJ, I'd make it last forever until I was satisfied. Toodles!