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GSP Knows How to Celebrate: “I Drank So Much That I Forgot My Whole Name”


(For Pete’s sake, the guy’s a world champion. Either get him a proper drink or at least put some tequila and an umbrella in that bad boy.)

Georges St. Pierre has updated his Yardbarker blog with tons of fun info about his UFC 100 experience, including a description of what it felt like to tear his groin all up trying to submit Thiago Alves, and how, despite the pain, he insisted that John Danaher demonstrate what he did wrong in the fight as soon as they got backstage (still think Vaseline is the secret to this guy’s success?).  But the best part is when he tells us how he celebrated the victory:

The next day I went at a pool party at Rehab with all my friends who came to support me. We had a booth (cabana) and it was great spot in the place. I drank so much that I forgot my whole name. It was very cool because at one time, Thiago Alves showed up with his entourage and came in my booth (cabana) and drinking with me and congratulate me for the fight. I thought he was a class act and that prove that he was a real professional athlete and a real good person and a gentleman. I really appreciated it, he’s a great fighter and also a great gentleman, and we had a good time drinking together.

John Fitch (sic) showed up as well, and we celebrate together our victories. Shonie Carter came a little bit later with a gold speedo and a hat and a cane dressed like a pimp with his cane. He make us laugh very much and as always me and Shonie had a great time because Shonie is a good old friend of mine. We had an amazing time at Rehab then I came back to my hotel…took a little nap of one hour and went back to a club at night called Body English at the Hard Rock Hotel. I drank so much that I couldn’t sleep at night. I took my plane the following Monday – when I got on the plane…I think I was still drunk. The flight went very well. People who know me know that I can’t sleep on the plane, because I’m always afraid of flying, but the fact that I was drunk helped me out controlling my fear. I watched the movie Shawshank Redemption – it’s very, very good.

Two things I’d like to mention here: 1) How is it that when GSP describes his experience getting hammered all day and all night and flying home drunk it sounds so dignified, yet when the rest of us do the same thing it feels like we’re just proving all our ex-girlfriends right? and 2) How does a man in a (semi)developed country like Canada make it to his late twenties without seeing "The Shawshank Redemption"?  Hell yes, it’s a "very, very good" movie.  It’s a goddamn classic!  Do you think it would make up roughly 40% of TNT’s programming if it wasn’t? 

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TheKCB- July 16, 2009 at 10:11 am
GSP is the new Chuck Norris.
Canadian Chronic- July 16, 2009 at 9:23 am
oh cage potato you wound me. Funny comment comin from people who live in a country that doesn't have universal health care, that imports 70% of the Alberta tar sands oil, 30% of Quebecs' hydro electric power, and quite a bit of our beef, soft lumber and fresh water, ecomony is in the shitter and throw people in federal penitentarys' for a nickel bag of weed(if yer black, hispanic...well anything other than white).

good one though.
Fedor vs. Bas- July 16, 2009 at 6:17 am
Joe Rogan is on Yardbarker too.
Fedor vs. Bas- July 16, 2009 at 6:16 am
I read his Yardbarker blog everytime its updated and I read this yesterday and LOVED IT. Gina now has a blog, as does Frank Shamrock.

Really GSP, first time seeing Shawshank? I mean other than using the excuse, "I'm sorry, but I've been too busy kicking ass and taking names to see the movie, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?" . . . there is no excuse.
gspnumba1fan- July 16, 2009 at 6:02 am
lol @ canada being semi developed
Barc- July 16, 2009 at 5:49 am
@ Biffmeister....
Fuck you, sir. Without leaving your sticky basement chair, you could've at least wikipedia'd before you opened your stupid fucking mouth.

Oh yeah, something about GSP.
xocgx- July 16, 2009 at 5:15 am
40% is a bit of a lowball number!

I was thinking the same thing...has he really not seen it yet, or is he just pointing it out....because the movie IS a classic.
Bovice- July 16, 2009 at 1:21 am
@Biffmeister

Land Rover makes Range Rovers...goddamn. And why would you say something so homo-erotic about me? "beatin' ya meat to my words"

Gross.
UFC fan- July 15, 2009 at 10:54 pm
"
Redmoose Says:
Wed, 07/15/2009 - 21:38

GSP, Thiago Alves and Jon Fitch walk into a cabana.
The bartender says..."

whoa you guys look hammered whats kicking your ass? Alves and Fitch turn and point and say GSP!
the bartender not knowing a thing about MMA says: wow I wish I had some of that!
so GSP hits the bartender with his groin.
MyFightWiffaCheeto- July 15, 2009 at 10:36 pm
"I taught ee was a class act and dat prove dat ee was a real pro-fessional at-lete"
xFenixKnightx- July 15, 2009 at 10:06 pm
"Then Tom Lawlor an ees frooty fren came in an we kick there ass!"


Haha Shawshank Redemption! Great fucking movie!

GSP is the man! SopranoHLs over at Bloody Elbow put up a sweet ass highlight video of GSP in teh fanshots. Best! Video! Ever!
Redmoose- July 15, 2009 at 9:38 pm
GSP, Thiago Alves and Jon Fitch walk into a cabana.
The bartender says...
Koeikan- July 15, 2009 at 9:23 pm
LOL, so true...

I have 300-400 DVDs and Shawshank Redemption is one of my favorite movies, yet I don't own it... Just because I know I can always catch it on TNT :).
Biffmiester- July 15, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Yeah, just saw it. Oh well, at least it's a Rover.
rampageisgod- July 15, 2009 at 8:59 pm
MMA Junkie is wrong. Check yahoo.
Imnotimpressed- July 15, 2009 at 8:31 pm
GSP: I drank a lot

Crowd: How drunk were you?

GSP: I drank so much, people understood me when I spoke English.

Bruce Buffer 180: Hi hooooooooooo!
Biffmiester- July 15, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Fuckin MMA Junkie says its a Land Rover.
rampageisgod- July 15, 2009 at 7:53 pm
It's a Range Rover.
Horror Fighter- July 15, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Here's a new drinking game. Each time GSP says "I drank so much that I [blank]," have a drink.

"I drank so much that I forgot my whole name."

"I drank so much that I couldn’t sleep at night."

"I drank so much that I got me a gun and robbed the Food-Way."

Biffmiester- July 15, 2009 at 7:30 pm
By the way, it was owned by Ford... that's why I argued it as being an American made piece of shit. Now it's owned by Tata Motors out of India. So it's Indian now.
Biffmiester- July 15, 2009 at 7:24 pm
ReDx, lol thanks for the correction... and Bovice, stop beatin' ya meat to my words and chill with the language. Talk about looking for a reason. Guess someone just got laid off from GM, huh? Oh, by the way, the car was a Land Rover... dumbfuck.
Bovice- July 15, 2009 at 7:15 pm
@Biffmeister


Range Rovers are British, you dumbfuck.
ReDx- July 15, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Biffmiester...

Too bad Land Rovers are British and not American. The Brits weren't happy he KO'd their boy so they hit the kill switch on the car.
Payday- July 15, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Goat - that was funny as fuck.

TITSFTW - Go do wine enimas with HAL.
Bob Reilly- July 15, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Canada is just as developed as any other country, you jackasses. Except maybe Japan, those guys are so far ahead that the rest of the world thinks they are wierd.
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