Guess Who’s On The Cover of the Commemorative UFC 100 Magazine?

(Props: CageFighterMike on Twitter, via MMA Payout)
Yep, looks like the UFC has decided to go the O Magazine route and put the boss on the cover. We're assuming that the reason he's posing like a fighter is not because he's trying to act like something he isn't, but rather as a metaphor for how he runs his business. Next month, Dana White surrounded by a bunch of puppies!
According to the UFC, the UFC 100 commemorative magazine will “highlight the 15-year history of the UFC in a way that no other medium could,” which means it’s pretty much guaranteed to give you the version of UFC/MMA history that is most palatable to the UFC brass. It was put together by American Media Inc., the company behind magazines like Men’s Fitness, Shape, The National Enquirer, and Fit Pregnancy, among others. These are people who can sell anything.
If we had to guess what to expect in here – and we absolutely don’t but obviously we will – we’d say at least one lengthy article on Dana White’s hilarious office pranks, maybe a first-person essay from Joe Silva about his favorite Joe Silva Freakout moments, and a bunch of letters to the editor about what a moron Tito Ortiz is. Then just squeeze in some Xyience ads and call it a day.
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Bob Reilly Says:
First! ufc is a brutal human cockfighting extravaganza!
Dubbayoo Says:
@ senator reilly- I hope not. that'd frickin hurt.
ScrambledEggs Says:
Dana White is so in love with himself he sucks his own cock.
EzMoNeY Says:
but doesnt everyone suck their own cocks?
spennyG Says:
yeah. i take some of that xience joint formula, and rock and roll on my own thang.its like an ab workout and ju jitsu warm up all in once...plus its like sucking your own dick.
Evernette Says:
I suck my own dick, and its exactly like... sucking your own dick.
So So Explosive Says:
I can honestly say I don't suck my own dick. I'm sure that every jui-jitsu guy ugly as Wilson Gouveia does though, what other choice do you have really?
Komodo Says:
Bloom Deedo!
Clayton Says:
centerfold featuring dana sucking his own dick.
shartacus Says:
T T T ( Dana White shits dildos )
Cocky Says:
Get off the Dana bash train you @#^% If he didn't do what he did we wouldn't have this great sport where it is today. Who cares if he loves himself - you don't?
shitbag Says:
Jesus fucking christ. Can he at least wear a wig? (and fade into the background forever).
Dana's a douchebag. The UFC started holding events under the unified rules BEFORE Zuffa even existed. Remember that people when you try to Jesusify Dana.
UFC fan Says:
you are an idiot, and your Nickname fit you.
SlapjawAckrite Says:
without Dana's hard work (with others, of course) pushing for legislature and whatnot, I'd be watchin porn right now and not reading about mma news.