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Happy Fourth of July, Potato Nation

As any red-blooded, kick-ass-and-take-names kind of American knows, today is the Fourth of July, when we celebrate our independence from Michael Bisping‘s great-great-great-great-great-grandfather and his buddies.  If our ancestors hadn’t pulled that one off we’d all be sitting around today, eating spotted dick and asking, ‘Who wrote on me boots?’  Avoiding that fate is reason enough to party, which is why we’re taking the day off to grill some meat, down some beers, and play with explosives — so if, after today, all our posts look like they were written by a dude hammering on the keyboard with his fingerless stumps, you’ll know why.

Wherever you are today, and even if you’re not an American, we’d like to wish you a happy 4th.  Get out there and enjoy it.

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  1. BallPtPenTheif Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 11:05


    MEEEERICAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
  2. Dante Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 11:25


    DON FRYE'S BIRTHDAY IS TODAY! GO FIGURE!
  3. TAPOUTtheBLUNT Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 11:29


    Shane Carwin still eats spotted dick
  4. Kazi Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 12:09


    I think Bisping's family's polish. He was just born in the UK......whatever I get your point
  5. Sneaky Pete Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 12:15


    What's a spotted dick?
  6. BeastUnleashed Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 12:32


    AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!
  7. Walrus Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 01:07


    Makes sense that Don Frye was born today. The world makes sense now.
  8. HAL_13 Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 01:29


    HEY, I WANTED TO LET ALL YOU FUCKS KNOW THAT IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY AS WELL AS DON FRYE'S BIRTHDAY. IT WOULD REALLY BE NICE IF I COULD GET SOME HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES FROM ALL OF MY CAGE POTATO PEEPS OUT HERE IN CP LAND. HOLLAAAAA IF YA HEAR MEEEEEE......AND THATS THE BOTTOM LIIIIIIINE CAUSE HAL_13 SAID SO. HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO ALL YOU STUPID BASTARDS. BE SAFE, AND GO FUCK YOURSELVES...........
  9. Meohfumado Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 01:30


    It makes me so proud to know that people died face down in the muck so I could enjoy smoking some weed, drinking some beer and watching Band of Brothers today. What a fukin country!!!
  10. Meohfumado Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 01:31


    What is this world coming to? I actually lol'd at HAL_13's "be safe and go fuck yourselves" comment....
  11. Dante Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 01:37


    Don Frye isn't laughing... actually you can't tell because his mustache is wayyy to epic.
  12. Derly Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 02:00


    I got my wisdom teeth removed on Thursday, my cheeks are still swollen and eating too much food hurts... I think I'll be poppin open a beer to wash down my meds in a lil bit.
  13. Derly Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 02:07


    Man... I wish the UFC did some free show on SpikeTV for us today... I just ate some food, and my mouth is killin me now, and I just wanna see some other people getting their faces hurt.
  14. Streitigkaiser Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 02:07


    WOOOO!!!!! USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!
  15. Mdollas Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 02:08


    Happy 4th of July, happy b-day Hal_13 and don frye fuckin party hard
  16. TrouserSnout Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 02:25


    Happy 4th of July to everyone.....and Hal....Go fuck yourself...you'd get more pussy... ;)
  17. BeaverLord Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 02:38


    Hal makes me laugh.
  18. So So Explosive Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 02:56


    What do I do on this day? I'm Canadian. Do I sit back and drink beer that's 10x better than American beer, smoke weed that's 10x better than any American weed. Maybe I should make some bacon and keep mentioning a-boat. Make a short story sweet, my day will be better then yours.
  19. 831 Son Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 03:11


    Hey idiot. California has better weed than you can fucking imagine. I know alot of the other states have shitty weed, unless its indoor, but you dont have a clue what you are talking about fag. Ive been to Canada and their weed isnt anything special whatsoever. Fucking hater. You are a kanuck faggot that deserves to die. U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
  20. HAL_13 Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 03:29


    @ SO SO EXPLOSIVE. YOUR A TRUE FUCKING DUMB ASS YOU KNOW THAT. IF YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN CANADA, THEN WHY DON'T YOU FIND A FUCKING CANADIAN WEB SITE THAT IS RAN BY ANOTHER DUMB FUCKIN CANADIAN SUCH AS YOURSELF, AND GET THE FUCK OFF THIS WEB SITE THAT HAPPENS TO BE RAN BY AMERICANS. I'M SURE YOUR AN IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKER BY THE WAY YOU ARE RUNNING YOUR MOUTH ON HERE. YOU DUMB COCK SUCKERS HAVE NOTHING, AND I MEAN NOTHING BETTER THEN THE USA. GEORGE ST PIERRE IS THE ONLY THING YOU DUMB FUCKS IN CANADA HAVE GOING FOR YOU. IF IT WERE NOT FOR HIM YOU IGNORANT SON OF A BITCHES WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. I DON'T SMOKE DOPE BUT I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THE SHIT YOU FUCKS UP THERE SMOKE IS NOWHERE NEAR THE QUALITY THE AMERICA HAS DOWN HERE. I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON ALITTLE SECRET YOU DUMB ASS. THE BEER THAT YOU STUPID FUCKS DRINK UP THERE IS THE OLD SKUNKED SHIT FROM HERE THAT WE SHIP TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FUCKING DUMB SON OF A BITCH. DRINK THAT SKUNKED SHIT UP MOTHER FUCKER, AND GO TOKE ON YOUR CRAB GRASS YOU STUPID BASTARD. FUCK YOU.............
  21. Mr. Mac Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 03:31


    Semper fuckin FI AMERICA!!!!
  22. 831 Son Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 03:33


    Nice HAL. Ill smoke one for you. This one time....
  23. HAL_13 Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 03:50


    WHY THANK YOU VERY MUCH 831 SON. BUT SMOKE ONLY 1 FOR ME CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GET ADDICTED TO THAT STUFF. HAPPY 4TH TO YA.....
  24. TrouserSnout Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 04:04


    I think Hal is starting to grow on us a little.....lol....just a little though...dont let it go to your head just yet...LMAO
  25. NECROPHYTE Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 04:10


    @ Haliburton glad you told that faggot ass Canadian Mother kanucker to fuck himself. You are starting to grow on us homes.cheers
  26. Bloodlust Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 04:14


    Happy 4th of July potato nation!!!!
  27. HAL_13 Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 04:20


    THANKS MY FELLOW AMERICANS, THAT SOMEWHAT MEANS ALITTLE SOMETHING TO ME. BUT DON'T WORRY I'VE STILL GOT MY GUARD UP ON EVERYBODY HERE. HAVE A GOOD ONE, AND YA'LL TAKE CARE.
  28. So So Explosive Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 04:33


    I can answer with a similar question, why don't more provinces have MMA regulated? YOU STUPID FUCK, AMERICA IS THE PLACE FOR MMA. Now in regards to your weed, I've been to cali also you stupid mother fucker, none of it is even close. Why don't you go buy some and then come down here and tell me the difference, that would require you leaving your mothers basement though you fuck. Now about the beer, HAL you dumb fucking asshole, SKUNKED BEER? You don't know shit about where beer comes from or what beer even tastes like. The closest thing you've had to beer is grapefruit wine you fucking idiot. Now I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, before you come here and start TALKING SHIT, GOOGLE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING FACTS. You just got canaedia-a-a-a'd. Faggot.
  29. Just A Wrestler Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 04:33


    whats a dick four?
  30. 831 Son Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 04:43


    Fucking retard. Go hang yourself So So Explosive. You are a piece of shit that doesnt know anything. You lie, are a queer, dont know anything about America, are a dick luber by profession, smoke bammer dank in Canada, look at gay porn, and are jealous of the U.S.A; therefore, kill yourself.
  31. Smeewa Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 05:10


    Hal for prez lets all go buy six shooters
  32. HAL_13 Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 05:27


    HEY SO SO FUCKING IGNORANT. THATS RIGHT, AMERICA IS THE PLACE FOR MMA, AND SINCE YOUR NOT AN AMERICAN THAT DOES NOT LIVE IN AMERICA THEN WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GET THE FUCK OFF THIS WEB SITE YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS. I DO KNOW ALL ABOUT BEER YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER YOU. I'M NOT IN TO THE WEED SHIT BUT I CAN SURE DRINK THE FUCK OUT OF SOME COLD BEER. I KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT BEER TO KNOW THAT IT IS CANADA THAT SO DESPERATLY BUY'S ALL OF OUR SKUNKED BEER AND GOBBLES IT DOWN LIKE LIKE A BIG CREAMPIED WHORE FROM CANADA. GOOGLE THAT YOU STUPID BASTARD. I DON'T HAVE TO GOOGLE A DAMN THING YOU DUMB FUCK. SINCE YOU HAVE TO GOOGLE EVERYTHING BEFORE YOU SPEAK THEN WHY DON'T YOU GOOGLE ME FUCKING YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASS WHILE OVERLOOKING THIS GREAT COUNTRY FROM HER BEDROOM WINDOW. YOU MY FRIEND HAVE JUST BEEN AMERIFIED SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I COME UP THERE, AND BITCH SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR IGNORANT CANADIAN ASS.
  33. TrouserSnout Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 05:49


    ^ LMFAO......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  34. WuTangClan Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 06:00


    831 is a bitter old miserable fuck obviously, Cali dro is just shitty bush garbage and its all thats ever brought up which just proves how low quality Americas dank is, and dont even get me started on beer, you pussies would be on your fat american asses after a couple Molsen of any variety, and passed out in a dumpster with several pictures of genitals drawn on your cheeks after a hit of BC bub kush. Dumbass Americans dont know jack when it comes to this shit. Now have fun drinking your piss water Miller Lite you fucking twat waffles.
  35. WuTangClan Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 06:07


    But I still have a man-crush on Hal
  36. HAL_13 Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 06:19


    SO WHAT PART OF SKUNKED AMERICAN BEER SOLD TO STUPID FUCKING CANADIANS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND. ALL THAT MOLSEN GARBAGE IS SKUNKED AMERICAN BEER THAT HAPPENS TO BE OUT DATED. WE AMERICANS PUT NEW LABELS ON OUR OLD BEER, AND SHIP IT TO YOU DUMB FUCKS SO YOU CAN DOWN YOU DEEP CANADIAN THROATS. (you fucking twat waffles.) THATS JUST FUCKING STUPID MY MAN. FUCKING STUPID. MY GOD YOUR AN IDIOT THAT SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I GATHER UP SOME OF MY FELLOW AMERICANS, AND CROSS YOUR STUPID LITTLE BORDER LINE, AND LEVEL YOUR GOOFY ASSES WITH MORE AMERICAN PRIDE THEN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. DON'T MAKE US ANGRY, YOU WOULD'NT LIKE US WHEN WE'RE ANGRY, AND THATS THE BOTTOM LIIIIIIIIINE CAUSE HAL_13 SAID SO.
  37. HAL_13 Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 06:20


    SO YOUR TELLING US THAT YOUR ALSO A FUCKING CANADIAN QUEER.
  38. WuTangClan Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 06:29


    If that helps you sleep at night, love ya big guy
  39. HAL_13 Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 06:34


    I KNEW IT MOTHER FUCKER. I JUST KNEW YOU WERE A QUEER QUEER QUEER ASS MOTHER FUCKER. YEAH I'LL BE SLEEPIN PRETTY DAMN GOOD TONIGHT KNOWING THAT THERE IS ONE LESS QUEER IN THIS COUNTRY.
  40. ithertz Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 07:11


    this morning i woke up in a dumpster with genitals drawn all over my face. i knew i should have stopped after that second molsen ice.
  41. UFC fan Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 08:32


    Fuck a bunch of foreigners! I grilled steaks, had some amberbock beers in a frozen mug, watched recorded UFC fights, and some great porn while bitches danced naked in plastic wrap all around me. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
  42. ithertz Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 08:35


    i banged my girlfriend and made her call me Don Frye ... Happy 4th!
  43. AussieJosh Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 08:53


    I just love reading HAL_13 comments! You sure are a stupid FUCKER!!!!! But a FUNNY FUCKER!!!!
  44. HAL_13 Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 08:58


    HELL THAT AIN'T SHIT BOYS. I SPENT MY 4TH OF JULY ON THIS FUCKIN COMPUTER PUTTING SOME DUMB FUCKING CANADIAN QUEER IN HIS PLACE WITH THE HELP OF A FEW GOOD AMERICANS. NOW THATS A GREAT WAY TO SPEND 4TH OF JULY. I DARE YOU TO TRY AND TOP THAT SHIT BOYS. HAPPY 4TH RIGHT BACK TO YA.........
  45. LargeMidget Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 09:02


    WOOOT Happy Independence day! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
  46. Sheps Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 09:34


    You guys are stupid.
  47. ReDx Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 10:16


    I do agree that Canada has some really good weed, back in my high school pot selling days that's where we use to get the mass quantities from. I don't agree with you saying your beer is better. Canada is just now starting to become popular with beer. Definitely don't stereotype people that get wasted on the lite beer and drawn on as all Americans, those are poor college kids that buy the cheapest beer so they can drink the most, that's like us saying all Canadians must drink Labatt, I'd honestly rather drink cat urine out of a mug coated in shit than drink that garbage. Germany and England have some of the best beers by far. Some of your best beers are based off of German influence so you can't even call that your own.
  48. ReDx Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 10:18


    Oh yea, Happy 4th everybody, nothing better than booze, women and blowing shit up.
  49. snakey Says:

    Sat, 07/04/09 - 10:28


    Happy America Day Cage Potato. Love the shoes comment - made me laugh - and I'm British. What's your thoughts on a tag MMA match up with Aleks and Fedor against Tito and Josh. Thought it could be pretty hilarious and not outside the realm of reality, with what DREAM would do to get some attention.
  50. T Rex Says:

    Sun, 07/05/09 - 01:03


    "Michael Bisping's great-great-great-great-great-grandfather and his buddies" I always forget about the part of American History when the Polish tried to maintain their hold on America, they never teach that war in school.
  51. Bloodlust Says:

    Sun, 07/05/09 - 05:20


    ostsl mi oingahs .....ypin it tongu..appy th
  52. Boneman66 Says:

    Sun, 07/05/09 - 09:18


    Actually...If your not an American......GO HOME!
  53. LukeTheDuke Says:

    Sun, 07/05/09 - 09:45


    So So Explosive- Down with you Canadian Antagonists. I thought you all were supposed to be nicer than Americans...you know? Instead you gotta come on here and insult our national holiday? (Celebrating the independance that our fore-fathers FOUGHT for) Seeing as how your ancestors HAGGLED with the British for their independence almost 100 years after we FOUGHT and WON our country back, you should just shut up and wait until your "Dominion Day/Canada Day" then you can talk up your country. It's not that I'm Pro-American its just that I'm Anti-Asshole. Have a nice 5th. - LtD
  54. Bovice Says:

    Sun, 07/05/09 - 12:04


    To you Canadians: Shut the fuck up. You will always, ALWAYS, only be America's hat. Sure, you might have better weed - but, you're a goddamn Canadian.
  55. WuTangClan Says:

    Sun, 07/05/09 - 08:09


    Canada is better than America in every category except fast food
  56. WuTangClan Says:

    Sun, 07/05/09 - 08:13


    America is Canadas toilet, we shit on you, you fucks have been losing the war for years and we still got your asses
  57. UFC fan Says:

    Sun, 07/05/09 - 09:39


    stupid canadian! Go drink a moosehead beer and say EH alot you fucking dufass.
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