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Happy Fourth of July, Potato Nation

As any red-blooded, kick-ass-and-take-names kind of American knows, today is the Fourth of July, when we celebrate our independence from Michael Bisping‘s great-great-great-great-great-grandfather and his buddies.  If our ancestors hadn’t pulled that one off we’d all be sitting around today, eating spotted dick and asking, ‘Who wrote on me boots?’  Avoiding that fate is reason enough to party, which is why we’re taking the day off to grill some meat, down some beers, and play with explosives — so if, after today, all our posts look like they were written by a dude hammering on the keyboard with his fingerless stumps, you’ll know why.

Wherever you are today, and even if you’re not an American, we’d like to wish you a happy 4th.  Get out there and enjoy it.

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UFC fan- July 5, 2009 at 9:39 pm
stupid canadian! Go drink a moosehead beer and say EH alot you fucking dufass.
WuTangClan- July 5, 2009 at 8:13 pm
America is Canadas toilet, we shit on you, you fucks have been losing the war for years and we still got your asses
WuTangClan- July 5, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Canada is better than America in every category except fast food
Bovice- July 5, 2009 at 12:04 pm
To you Canadians:

Shut the fuck up. You will always, ALWAYS, only be America's hat.

Sure, you might have better weed - but, you're a goddamn Canadian.
LukeTheDuke- July 5, 2009 at 9:45 am
So So Explosive-
Down with you Canadian Antagonists. I thought you all were supposed to be nicer than Americans...you know? Instead you gotta come on here and insult our national holiday? (Celebrating the independance that our fore-fathers FOUGHT for) Seeing as how your ancestors HAGGLED with the British for their independence almost 100 years after we FOUGHT and WON our country back, you should just shut up and wait until your "Dominion Day/Canada Day" then you can talk up your country.
It's not that I'm Pro-American its just that I'm Anti-Asshole.
Have a nice 5th.
- LtD

Boneman66- July 5, 2009 at 9:18 am
Actually...If your not an American......GO HOME!
Bloodlust- July 5, 2009 at 5:20 am
ostsl mi oingahs .....ypin it tongu..appy th
T Rex- July 5, 2009 at 1:03 am
"Michael Bisping's great-great-great-great-great-grandfather and his buddies"

I always forget about the part of American History when the Polish tried to maintain their hold on America, they never teach that war in school.
snakey- July 4, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Happy America Day Cage Potato. Love the shoes comment - made me laugh - and I'm British.

What's your thoughts on a tag MMA match up with Aleks and Fedor against Tito and Josh. Thought it could be pretty hilarious and not outside the realm of reality, with what DREAM would do to get some attention.
ReDx- July 4, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Oh yea, Happy 4th everybody, nothing better than booze, women and blowing shit up.
ReDx- July 4, 2009 at 10:16 pm
I do agree that Canada has some really good weed, back in my high school pot selling days that's where we use to get the mass quantities from.

I don't agree with you saying your beer is better. Canada is just now starting to become popular with beer. Definitely don't stereotype people that get wasted on the lite beer and drawn on as all Americans, those are poor college kids that buy the cheapest beer so they can drink the most, that's like us saying all Canadians must drink Labatt, I'd honestly rather drink cat urine out of a mug coated in shit than drink that garbage. Germany and England have some of the best beers by far. Some of your best beers are based off of German influence so you can't even call that your own.
Sheps- July 4, 2009 at 9:34 pm
You guys are stupid.
LargeMidget- July 4, 2009 at 9:02 pm
WOOOT Happy Independence day! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
HAL_13- July 4, 2009 at 8:58 pm
HELL THAT AIN'T SHIT BOYS. I SPENT MY 4TH OF JULY ON THIS FUCKIN COMPUTER PUTTING SOME DUMB FUCKING CANADIAN QUEER IN HIS PLACE WITH THE HELP OF A FEW GOOD AMERICANS. NOW THATS A GREAT WAY TO SPEND 4TH OF JULY. I DARE YOU TO TRY AND TOP THAT SHIT BOYS. HAPPY 4TH RIGHT BACK TO YA.........
AussieJosh- July 4, 2009 at 8:53 pm
I just love reading HAL_13 comments! You sure are a stupid FUCKER!!!!! But a FUNNY FUCKER!!!!
ithertz- July 4, 2009 at 8:35 pm
i banged my girlfriend and made her call me Don Frye ... Happy 4th!
UFC fan- July 4, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Fuck a bunch of foreigners!
I grilled steaks, had some amberbock beers in a frozen mug, watched recorded UFC fights, and some great porn while bitches danced naked in plastic wrap all around me.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
ithertz- July 4, 2009 at 7:11 pm
this morning i woke up in a dumpster with genitals drawn all over my face. i knew i should have stopped after that second molsen ice.
HAL_13- July 4, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I KNEW IT MOTHER FUCKER. I JUST KNEW YOU WERE A QUEER QUEER QUEER ASS MOTHER FUCKER. YEAH I'LL BE SLEEPIN PRETTY DAMN GOOD TONIGHT KNOWING THAT THERE IS ONE LESS QUEER IN THIS COUNTRY.
WuTangClan- July 4, 2009 at 6:29 pm
If that helps you sleep at night, love ya big guy
HAL_13- July 4, 2009 at 6:20 pm
SO YOUR TELLING US THAT YOUR ALSO A FUCKING CANADIAN QUEER.
HAL_13- July 4, 2009 at 6:19 pm
SO WHAT PART OF SKUNKED AMERICAN BEER SOLD TO STUPID FUCKING CANADIANS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND. ALL THAT MOLSEN GARBAGE IS SKUNKED AMERICAN BEER THAT HAPPENS TO BE OUT DATED. WE AMERICANS PUT NEW LABELS ON OUR OLD BEER, AND SHIP IT TO YOU DUMB FUCKS SO YOU CAN DOWN YOU DEEP CANADIAN THROATS. (you fucking twat waffles.) THATS JUST FUCKING STUPID MY MAN. FUCKING STUPID. MY GOD YOUR AN IDIOT THAT SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I GATHER UP SOME OF MY FELLOW AMERICANS, AND CROSS YOUR STUPID LITTLE BORDER LINE, AND LEVEL YOUR GOOFY ASSES WITH MORE AMERICAN PRIDE THEN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. DON'T MAKE US ANGRY, YOU WOULD'NT LIKE US WHEN WE'RE ANGRY, AND THATS THE BOTTOM LIIIIIIIIINE CAUSE HAL_13 SAID SO.
WuTangClan- July 4, 2009 at 6:07 pm
But I still have a man-crush on Hal
WuTangClan- July 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm
831 is a bitter old miserable fuck obviously, Cali dro is just shitty bush garbage and its all thats ever brought up which just proves how low quality Americas dank is, and dont even get me started on beer, you pussies would be on your fat american asses after a couple Molsen of any variety, and passed out in a dumpster with several pictures of genitals drawn on your cheeks after a hit of BC bub kush. Dumbass Americans dont know jack when it comes to this shit. Now have fun drinking your piss water Miller Lite you fucking twat waffles.
TrouserSnout- July 4, 2009 at 5:49 pm
^ LMFAO......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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