
As any red-blooded, kick-ass-and-take-names kind of American knows, today is the Fourth of July, when we celebrate our independence from Michael Bisping‘s great-great-great-great-great-grandfather and his buddies. If our ancestors hadn’t pulled that one off we’d all be sitting around today, eating spotted dick and asking, ‘Who wrote on me boots?’ Avoiding that fate is reason enough to party, which is why we’re taking the day off to grill some meat, down some beers, and play with explosives — so if, after today, all our posts look like they were written by a dude hammering on the keyboard with his fingerless stumps, you’ll know why.
Wherever you are today, and even if you’re not an American, we’d like to wish you a happy 4th. Get out there and enjoy it.


stupid canadian! Go drink a moosehead beer and say EH alot you fucking dufass.