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Heads-Up: ‘Strikeforce Los Angeles’ Live Results Kickin’ Off at 11 p.m. ET

("Yep. Definitely sharted." Photo courtesy of MMA Junkie)

Strikeforce’s six-bout just-for-the-hell-of-it middle-of-the-damn-week event goes down tonight at the Nokia Theater in L.A., and will be broadcast on Showtime beginning at 11 p.m. ET/PT. If you’re still awake, come back to at 11 p.m. ET for round-by-round updates from the main card. Will Renato Sobral earn a title shot against the light-heavyweight champ who won’t fight him? Will Robbie Lawler earn a title shot against the middleweight champ who won’t even be around after next month? There’s just so much at stake! Yesterday’s weigh-in results were…

Main Card
195 lbs. Catchweight: Robbie Lawler (195) vs. Renato Sobral (193.5)
Welterweight: Evangelista Santos (171) vs. Marius Zaromskis (169.5)
Middleweight: Tim Kennedy (185.5) vs. Trevor Prangley (185.6)
160 lbs.: Conor Heun (159.5) vs. K.J. Noons (159.5)

Preliminary Card
160 lbs.: R.J. Clifford (159.6) vs. Jeremy Umphries (159.5)
Bantamweight: Marcus Kowal (134.8) vs. Hugo Sandoval (135.6)

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Dick_Misanthropenis- June 16, 2010 at 6:49 pm
"Kid Kaos" has been tied up trying to push an MMA bill through the New York state legislature. He really wanted to fight right now, but his responsibilities to humanity and the sport he loves were just too great. At least we can see from recent news that he is experiencing some success in his endeavors. Sometimes, if wanna make an omelet you gotta break a couple eggs.
ben- June 16, 2010 at 3:14 pm
 @ DangadaDang:Kaos withdrew from the fight for unknown reasons; he was originally supposed to face Noons at "Fedor vs. Werdum" next Saturday. Heun stepped up as a replacement, and the fight got moved to this card.hxxp://
DangadaDang- June 16, 2010 at 3:04 pm
What happenned to Kid Kaos this time? I thought he was fighting Noons, or is that on a different card?
El Guapo- June 16, 2010 at 2:11 pm
HAHAHAHHAH Thanks, Frank. Will do. Like I said, the price was right. They're practically giving them away... and I got mine last night! I'm pretty sure if I waited till this afternoon I could've got 2 for 1 or something.

But I didn't want to deal with the hassle. I get off at 5:30ish, takes me about 15 minutes to get to downtown. After I pick up the tix and score some free parking I should have about 45 minutes or so to get my swig on. Let's do this!!
fatbellyfrank- June 16, 2010 at 1:39 pm
@ REX, don't think I've ever seen a ring girl I wouldn't nail, but then again, I think Sarah Palin is a smoken hottie!
fatbellyfrank- June 16, 2010 at 1:37 pm
El Guapo, have agreat night bro, fucken awesome night of fights.

To everyone else, fuck this card sucks, might as well just grab guys off the street for all the relevance this event has to anything
Dick_Misanthropenis- June 16, 2010 at 1:14 pm
There's something about the Strikeforce girl's face next to Bob Alleaux that makes me think skin-graft to repair severe burn damage. Or psoriasis. Or maybe it's just the lighting.
El Guapo- June 16, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Yeeaaahhh son! First "big" event I'll be attending. UFC it is not, but for less than the price of a PPV* I get to see Babalu, Ruthless Robbie Lawler, Mr. Cyborg, Headkicker Zaromskis, King Karl Noons, GI Joe and the rest!! Live and in person..

I WOULD post from mi telefono, but my fingers are too stubby for that. And I'm gonna be drunker than a skunk...errr, so it wouldn't make much sense. "Theees guys figh like my sussster KICK HIS ASS SEABASS Whaddaya lookin at mother$#?"

*Minus the cost of booze, which I'm assuming will be helluva expensive. Which is why I have a flask full of Capt'n and will pound a sixer or so before we go in.
nooger- June 16, 2010 at 12:42 pm
There's something about the strikeforce girls outfits that makes my penis hard.
Viva Hate- June 16, 2010 at 12:32 pm
If the ring girl is cross eyed that just means you need to uncross the eyes if you you know what I am saying wink wink nudge nudge
MMAINMYBLOOD- June 16, 2010 at 12:30 pm
I agree with Mr White Busch league all the way. This card makes no is up with all the catch weights... how does this play in with the title pictures in each division??? oh thats right I already answered my own question with my first statement.
Dick_Misanthropenis- June 16, 2010 at 12:29 pm
~^~ The commentating is the best part. Every time I survive a full Strikeforce event with the volume on I carve another hash mark in my cell wall.
ReX13- June 16, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Is that ring girl cross eyed? Cause it looks like it. I'd still bang her before Chandella, but still. The ones on the margin look pretty hawt though.
Shatski- June 16, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Ah. Wondered about that. I knew he was a replacement, but didn't know they changed the weight. Thanks.
Dick_Misanthropenis- June 16, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Strikefarce: Lost Revenues

Sorry, my mom said it's on past my bed-time and I've got a big quiz in geometry class tomorrow. She said I could watch late-night TV when my grades improve because I failed my test in Home Economics (Fuck Sally Jensen, her cookies suck anyway). Guess I'll just have to copy it from somebody who copied it from somebody who copied it from somewhere who got it from someplace.
Almost North- June 16, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Strikeforce: 'Fuck your weight classes we make our own' might have a good fight or two, but is it worth dealing the their commentator team?
Scott- June 16, 2010 at 12:05 pm

Yes, it was set as a catch weight once Conor took the right.
Shatski- June 16, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Uh, so did the Noons/Huen fight magically get turned into a 160 lbs catch weight, too? After that, I'm guessing it has to be.