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Heads Up, Gamblers: Ronda Rousey Is Already Favored to Beat Cris Cyborg in Their Fantasyland Matchup

(If you are implying that this photo has anything to do with odds…you’re probably right.) 

You’ve gotta love the kind of needless analysis and ridiculous speculation that the Internet era has brought to modern sports. Despite the fact that the Ronda Rousey vs. Cristiane Cyborg fight is still trapped in MMA purgatory, the mere possibility of the matchup is apparently enough for several gambling sites around the MMA blogosphere to start laying out the betting lines for what could be the biggest fight in WMMA history. If it ever happens.

Currently, the women’s bantamweight champion is listed between a -160 to -170 favorite over the former featherweight champ on various sports gambling sites. Sure, Cristiane hasn’t fought in nearly a year since she was stripped of her title for a positive steroids test, and Ronda hasn’t met a challenger with anywhere near the kind of devastating knockout power that Cyborg possesses, but who are we to judge the motives of our cyber-bookie overlords?

There is also the fact that Strikeforce might not even be around to host the fight when Cyborg’s suspension is lifted, but we have a feeling a certain brash, bald gentleman will be more than willing to oversee things in their absence. The question is, will the UFC be able to top the kind of sexified promos that Strikeforce was able to churn out? Now that Cyborg has devoted her free time to prettying herself up, we would almost be willing to play along with th…

…I’m sorry, I couldn’t even finish typing that sentence without bursting into laughter. Then vomiting. So what do you think of these odds, Potato Nation? Are they on point? Off base? Who gives a flying fuck? It’s a slow news day, so pity us and don’t pick the obvious one.

Sort of Related: It fills us with great sorrow to inform you that the story we ran yesterday about Miesha Tate hosting “members only” webcam chats for the low, low price of $4.99 has indeed been proven false. Tate informed us via Twitter that the website is a fraud, so if any of you have already signed up for it, you can probably expect a Nigerian sex slave in the mail any day now. Not a total loss if you ask me.

-J. Jones

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teep- November 2, 2012 at 5:44 pm
On second look, Rhonda doesn't look anything like a Diaz brother.
teep- November 2, 2012 at 5:43 pm
What you can't see in this picture is Rhonda has actually just escaped from Dana's basement.
dranokills- November 1, 2012 at 9:46 pm
oh yeah Cyborg will let little dumbass Rhonda get her arm then slam her tits off.......which I will be glad to see, uhhh happen. and with the money I make on the betting line I can buy many multiple happy Nigerian sex slaves.
Gobbleston- November 1, 2012 at 9:11 pm
I say Cyborg via Rampage slam.
Mr_Misanthropy- November 1, 2012 at 3:21 pm
Wait- what?!! Where can I get a Nigerian sex slave for $4.99? That is totally within my budget.
Fried Taco- November 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Ha-ha! Miesha told you it was false after the wild night she had with me via webcam! Said she didn't think anyone would ever top it, so decided to call it quits.
Mr_Misanthropy- November 1, 2012 at 3:06 pm
She looks like she mistakenly ran into the path of a freight train after losing her shit on a wild night of Four Loko and bath salt boiler makers.