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Hector Lombard Draws Brian Stann for UFC Debut, Requests a Random Drug Test for Some Reason

(“Oh no, I wasn’t laughing at you. I was just remembering this funny joke I heard about a guy who got punched in the head really hard.”)

The UFC has confirmed that their new middleweight signee Hector Lombard — best known as Bellator’s Angel of Death — will be making his first Octagon appearance against Brian Stann. reports that the matchup will take place this August in Los Angeles, suggesting that it will go down at UFC on FOX 4.

Known for his inhuman power and massive physique, Lombard took to twitter last night to make a rather unique request: “Can we make a random drug test before my fight???” Lombard clearly wants to prove that his muscles are all natural — though once you request a random test, it’s not exactly random anymore. Ah well, he’ll get the hang of it.

Lombard (31-2-1, w/ 1 no-contest) is currently riding a 20-fight win streak, and hasn’t lost a bout since his PRIDE stint in 2006. He’ll be matching those impressive stats against Brian Stann (12-4), who is coming off his first-round knockout of Alessio Sakara at UFC on FUEL 2. Lombard was previously signed by the UFC in 2007, but visa issues prevented the Cuban-born Olympic judoka from making his debut at UFC 78.

So will Lombard keep rolling this summer, or will he crumble on the big stage against an All-American veteran? Your thoughts, please.

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Coneblazer- May 1, 2012 at 5:49 am
Mongo smash !!
linzhanbq- April 30, 2012 at 8:35 pm . .. . . . . . .
dranokills- April 30, 2012 at 3:17 pm
My thoughts are that I haven't ever been impressed with Brian Stann, not his attention whore life, nor his MMA career. I put him up there with Master Bader, 2 muscled up chumps with one punch knock out power, and that is all they have, no ground game, no kicks, no bjj. I think Stann has been exposed just like Bader was. any fighter who is really well rounded will hand them their ass.
So you are gonna bring in a guy who seems like he is well rounded cause he is a muscled up can crusher from nowhereville??? Ok may the best one trick pony win. This fight should be on the prelims of any card, but because it's free on fox, and it's weaksauce night, hell make that the main event.....whatever.
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El Guapo- April 30, 2012 at 11:39 am
"Did I say 'random'? Hehehe, silly me. I meant announced 2 weeks in advaaaaance. My bad. Potato-potahto, amIright? Guys??"
Clyde- April 30, 2012 at 10:11 am
We've all misunderstood. Lombard wants check if Brian Stan is that American naturally, or if he's chemically enhancing his Americanness by injecting a potent cocktail of Star Spangled Banners, Apple Pie and Democracy.
LoneWolf- April 30, 2012 at 10:03 am
Not sure if he's going to be able to Le-bottomize Stann for his debut!
linzhanbq- April 30, 2012 at 8:44 am . .. .
Ricardo Guitardo- April 30, 2012 at 8:40 am
Do you still get all buffed if you do steroids but dont workout?
MediumRare- April 30, 2012 at 9:53 am
Yes. You will also gain amazing Muay Thai and black-belt level submissions skills.
RwilsonR- April 30, 2012 at 10:00 am
I thought submission skills came from eating raw Acai.
Also, do steroids help with bow hunting and nunchuck skills?
The12ozCurls- April 30, 2012 at 8:56 am
No, I knew a dude back in the day cycle with the rest of the meat-head football players and then just sat in the weight room while the rest of the animals banged out sets. The guy that didn't work out turned into a giant pear-assed freak. No "roid" muscles, just a wierd looking dude.
USMCOgre- April 30, 2012 at 8:15 am
Stann is going to TKO him in the 3rd after Hector gases.
KarmaAteMyCat- April 30, 2012 at 7:08 am
Hector is a way better grappler then stan.. Just saying.
Fletch the V Stretch- April 30, 2012 at 7:01 am
This should be a great fight and should really show us where Lombard stands in the UFC. Brian Stann is no joke and is not an easy fight for anyone. EXCEPT for Chael Sonnen apparently....
The12ozCurls- April 30, 2012 at 8:58 am
And Phil Davis - don't forget. But of course you forgot about the African-American huh? Racist
Fletch the V Stretch- April 30, 2012 at 9:01 am
Haha yes I certainly did. But in all seriousness, Stann was completely undersized as a LHW. Think him vs The Polish Hammer...
The12ozCurls- April 30, 2012 at 9:22 am
Speaking of Polaks (I am allowed to say that - I am 1/2 -no shit-lol) Krzysztof Soszy?ski handled Stann as well.
Fletch the V Stretch- April 30, 2012 at 9:59 am
Did you not read my comment before commenting? Are you prejudice against racists? That is just terrible.
The12ozCurls- April 30, 2012 at 10:18 am
Polish Experiment = Krzysztof
Polish Hammer = Pudz
Fletch the V Stretch- April 30, 2012 at 12:02 pm
LOL my bad bro. It is Monday. You know how Monday's go. You knew who I meant!
The12ozCurls- April 30, 2012 at 1:42 pm
I just wanted to make you feel stupid - Clearly it worked. WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
DangadaDang- April 30, 2012 at 11:02 am
Actually I'm pretty sure the Polish Putz = Pudz.
RwilsonR- April 30, 2012 at 10:02 am
It's people like you Fletch who killed Trayvon.
Fletch the V Stretch- April 30, 2012 at 12:04 pm
That was pretty harsh thought RwislsonR. I don't know how I feel about that...
Fletch the V Stretch- April 30, 2012 at 12:02 pm
HAHAHAHA Thanks Wilson :)
ytrebil- April 30, 2012 at 6:39 am
Regardless of my comment below, he's a sick fighter with a sick work ethic. I bet this guy trains like a BEAST.
ytrebil- April 30, 2012 at 6:37 am
LOL! You can't request a random drugs test - that's an oxymoron.

It sounds like, "I'm cycled off right now, please test me and then don't disturb me until post fight".
CrushCo- April 30, 2012 at 6:24 am
"Mr. Lombard would like to make it perfectly clear that he has never, will never, laugh at combat-related humor. Such claims damage his reputation as a sportsman and unfairly portray him as a fun-loving guy."
RearNakedSpoon- April 30, 2012 at 6:19 am
HGH it is then.
Kimbos Bread- April 30, 2012 at 6:12 am
I've always suspected that Hector juices.. It'll be interesting to see if he starts shrinking after being put on random tests.