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(Props: "Card" on the UG. Lots more robo-scraps here.)

Are you sitting down? Good — prepare to have your mind blown. When I started to watch this Japanese robot MMA video, I thought, okay, these little guys are going to throw haymakers until one of their heads pop up. I was not expecting the little gray one to duck the hook then shoot in for the single-leg takedown (1:01), then follow it up with a suplex (1:26). Classic striker vs. grappler battle here. Alright, so it gets a little sloppy after a while, but the PRIDE victory music makes up for it. Skip to 3:42 for another epic slam, and if you watch to end, you’ll see that even in robot fights, the Japanese are fond of their freak shows.

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ReX13- July 24, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Yup. Still worth watching.
Anonymous- March 5, 2009 at 6:35 am
Go Akiba :-)
Crittino- March 5, 2009 at 1:05 am
The chris leben robot should have let his hands go against the josh koscheck robot in the first bout. the koscheck robot could do nothing once he had him on the ground. either way damage should have been part of the criteria.
Clyde- March 4, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Thank you guys. That really has made my day. I don't know who came up with the idea to build a remote control suplexing robot, but they deserve a nobel prize. This may be the happiest day of my life.

If you'll excuse me, I need to find a girlfriend now... quite badly.
Ed- March 4, 2009 at 5:40 am

the easy lover- March 4, 2009 at 12:59 am
grey used his superior wrestling and lateral movement to negate the reach advantage and unorthodox striking of red.
BrianW- March 3, 2009 at 4:59 pm
The grey one is Ken Shamrock’s next opponent.
dbugz- March 3, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Robot -356, Houston Alexander +400
Tpark- March 3, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Lets wait a few years and see if they make these bad boys life sized like in the animes :D
Anonymous- March 3, 2009 at 3:47 pm
That giant round, plastic, heavyweight with the brown head was hilarious at the end.
bird-dog- March 3, 2009 at 3:32 pm
thats retarded awesome
Douchey McDoucherton- March 3, 2009 at 1:03 pm
crazy japs are building an army of these fuckers equipped with mma skills to take over the world.......that one tall robot that got it's processor kicked looks like it might have been a proto-type for an MC Hammer doll with those moves, damn japs need to get with the times.
agentsmith- March 3, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Those robot fighters fall down even more than Butterbean.
VegasMMAfan- March 3, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Simply amazing!
agentsmith- March 3, 2009 at 12:33 pm
What, no tentacle rape?
k- March 3, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Whoops, commented on the wrong page.
ItburnswhenIpee- March 3, 2009 at 12:24 pm
That was the warm-up for when the Robot takes on Bob Sapp- my money's on the Robot, if it can avoid getting squished when Sapp falls down to cry.
biohazardone- March 3, 2009 at 12:20 pm
wow, this vid is pretty cool. thos japs can make some good shit over there. i have to say that i was very entertained by this video. total awesomeness!!!!!!!!
doctor satan- March 3, 2009 at 12:04 pm
words can't really describe how awesome that was
Frank Mur- March 3, 2009 at 11:59 am
It's like some Jap "Nastrudamas" shit, predicticting the outcome of the Mir Lesnar fight!
MC Obscene- March 3, 2009 at 11:57 am
Kimbo better watch out!!! You know its bad when a 6 inch robot has better ground game then you do.
Fedor a million ankles- March 3, 2009 at 11:54 am
Quite possibly one of the coolest fucking things I have ever seen.
PingPong- March 3, 2009 at 11:53 am
classic grappler vs. striker match
Kadumel- March 3, 2009 at 11:53 am
That is an epic slam at 3:42. I need one of these...
Anonymous- March 3, 2009 at 11:51 am
first yo