I’m so tired of this fucking clown.

While you are certainly not false in labeling me as delusional and an idiot, in this case, both of my posts were right on the money.

Fact – The best P4P fighter on the planet should be able to put away a one-eyed challenger over the course of 25 minutes, or at least come ridiculously close.

Fact – Two eyes are better than one during a fight.

….the injury was caused by the fight. it’s not like he slipped, and fell eye first on to John Fitch’s cock. Your arguement holds as much water as Cub Swanson telling Jose Aldo:

If you didn’t knock my shit loose with a knee in the first 8 seconds of our fight, I would have dominated you the rest of it.

It’s like Jan Finney telling Cyborg:

If they would have checked your husband’s sodomy scars, I… actually, I got nothing on that one.

The point is youre wrong.

BadBoy2315 Says:
Wed, 02/02/2011 – 07:12

I would also like to point out that Koscheck said the FIGHT would have been different, not the OUTCOME.

I don’t see why or how that’s such a stupid statement. If anything, it’s stupidly obvious. Fighters generally perform better when they can see outta both eyes. From the left, Koscheck looked normal. From the right, he looked like a Japanese schoolgirl. It’s hard to fight like that. If you beg to differ, let’s see you close one eye and fight someone, and then fight him again with both eyes open. I bet it would be a different fight the second time around.
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Your first post proves that you are delusional. This second one proves you are an idiot.

Kyle:
Yes, I believe that you believe you could have won that fight . That’s how people like you work! Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they’re awesome, when really, they’re just douchebags!

BTW do you like Fish Sticks?

He’s the ugliest blow-up doll on the planet.

I would also like to point out that Koscheck said the FIGHT would have been different, not the OUTCOME.

I don’t see why or how that’s such a stupid statement. If anything, it’s stupidly obvious. Fighters generally perform better when they can see outta both eyes. From the left, Koscheck looked normal. From the right, he looked like a Japanese schoolgirl. It’s hard to fight like that. If you beg to differ, let’s see you close one eye and fight someone, and then fight him again with both eyes open. I bet it would be a different fight the second time around.

Jesus Christ Cage Potato, here we go again with the GSP reach-arounds.

Here’s a question. When The Spider murders your boyfriend, are you gonna find a different fighter to jerk off to, or are you gonna develop an interest in necrophilia?

Kinda sad how Koscheck fought roughly 23 minutes with one eye, yet GSP still couldn’t come close to finishing him. One eye = no depth perception, can’t see punches/kicks/knees/elbows coming from that side, etc. Stick a one-eyed challenger in there with any of the other champions (except maybe Frankie), and there’s a 0% chance he makes it to the final bell.

Whatever he needs to tell himself.

It’s a stupid argument, God knows what would have happened if that punch didn’t land exactly as it did – he also might’ve been knocked out by pressing forward more. He’s had two fights with gsp, what exactly has he shown in those fights that suggest the outcome would’ve been different?

Koschek = complete fuckwit, that is possibly one of the most retarded statements I’ve ever read, he is the complete package of asswipe, douchebag and cockbreath all rolled into one.

“I wouldn’t have gotten fucked in the ass…if I had just started sucking his dick first”
Kos

Fuck u douchebag, I almost had a tiny bit of respect for u for taking that pounding, BUT, u dont man up and admit defeat and then u throw yer teammate under the bus

fuck off, …idiot

^Ha. It probably was Danaher who came up with all the credible source material Georges was talking about.

i see a drop to male nurse in koscheck’s future

^ Yeah, I’m not anti-whacking off, but it was just a strange comment from GSP. I wonder if his guru John Danaher encouraged that.

@imabigfan

Did you just totally rip off a retarded Jeff Foxworthy punchline and post in on here thinking you were going to impress and get some laughs and acceptance with that shit? Bless your retarded heart.

@Rwils

GSP is openly pro Masturbation, which is a first, for me anyways, hearing that from a pro athlete. I get what you mean by creepy, it’s like “After I spend hours rolling around and getting all hot and sweaty with a bunch of dudes on the floor, I love go home have myself a good wank, just to tell myself I’ve done a good job. It’s my way of giving myself a pat on the back, but instead of a pat, it’s more like getting the ketchup out of a glass bottle.” However, whoever asked Elvira and Kelly Osbourne’s acid baby to do the interview should be murdered on the spot.

Lets take this argument a step back.

If Joko hadn’t been such a douche to St. Pierre for no apparent reason other than he can’t help it maybe Pierre wouldn’t have broken his eye. Lets go further.

If Joko hadn’t been such a shitty striker all his life maybe he could have blocked a punch. Shall we go further? Lets.

If Kos hadn’t secretly enjoyed being raped in the bushes at his high school, maybe he wouldn’t have taken such an interest in wrestling to begin with. This is a journey folks. Onward we must.

Maybe if he had a father around to teach him to fight, he wouldn’t have been raped in the bushes. Or for that matter, maybe he wouldn’t be such a douche in the first place.

And finally. If Canada hadn’t emerged from the War of 1812 with a heightened sense of national pride, maybe GSP would never had existed in the first place.

If my dick wasn’t so long, the tip wouldn’t get wet every time I sit down to take a shit. No disrespect. Just sayin’.

I knew it! There’s no way GSP can beat Kos without breaking his face at the beginning of the fight. P4P? Gimmie a break…

sorry admins, i felt wrong about my comment after i posted it. i’m tired.

the caption should read “SUPRISE BUTTSEKS”

cause it looks like he just took a jake shields thumb to his ass

Here’s the real reason that GSP won. He has unlocked the health benefits of sex for a fighter. And not just sex with his ‘partner’ (whatever that’s supposed to mean), but also lots and lots of sex with himself.

Listen to him talk about it, and feel as uncomfortable as I did:

hXXp://video.aol.com/video/a-womans-perspective-on-fighting/2307626221

If it was anyone else that said this I wouldn’t think he was being a jerk because truth is… it may have been a different fight. Not different like Kos would win… but he probably would have at least TRIED to be more aggressive. I’m not saying GSP wouldn’t have done that damage on the next 200 jabs I’m just saying a black eye probably wouldn’t stop somebody from moving in but a broken one would.

@Portland

Your comment made me lol. For real though.

no offense translates in the south to “bless his heart”: my favorite colloquialism. You can say anything about a person so long as it is preceded or followed by “bless his heart.” Look, I’ll demonstrate.

Kos is a vapid meathead whose best skills include repeating himself, denying obvious truths, starting hair trends that immediately go nowhere regardless of his dedication, repeating himself, and blocking strikes with his eyebrow. Bless his heart.

Now you try.

If only Josh Koschecks mother was never raped……?

I have soooooooo been waiting for the press release from fraggle rock excusing the ass whoopin. Guess doozer is doin the press release.

Damnit RwilsonR, you totally got the grease joke before I did!

Kos at LW would look like the man with the golden voice dyed his hair blonde.

IF there was no security at the bell centre, Koscheck would not have made it to the cage.
IF kos knew what head movement was he wouldn’t have got KO’d by Thiago or had his orbital bone shattered(like his dreams of being ww champ) by GSP.
IF you don’t put the seat down before you take a shit you may end up falling in the toilett.

Just when I had respected him for taking his beating like a man…..

Kos is right. I think the fight would have been a lot different if GSP didn’t have a tiny amount of vaseline rubbed on his back.

“He’s got some weapons. He’s got a good guillotine, and he’s vicious on top.”

sooo is it safe to assume Kos meant that Sheilds pulled a knife on him, demanded butt sex and when kos refused, sheilds choke him out. Then when he was on top Kos realized, “Woah there buddy, im getting friction burn”

correction i only needed 9995 more chips to overtake rampey.
youre lucky rampey just like gsp was when he lucked out and punched kos in the eye 235 times
luck be a lady tonight

So basically Kos is saying, “I would have beat that guy if he didn’t break my face with his first punch.” Wow – since when did someone breaking your face not get any props?” It’s not too different than saying, “I would have beat that guy if he didn’t knock me out with his first punch.” I think Kos is in denial.

oh ya fuck kos is an uber-douche
is that a word?

“otay” josh buckwheat koschek

I m surprised none of you recongnized kos’s strategy in the gsp fight was to break gsp’s fist using his face. To bad gsp’s fist just happened to be harder than kos’s orbital. It easily could have gone the other way.

@ whitey
fightpicker is done over finito dead and gone my friend
i know it sucks
and when i needed just ten thousand more chips to overtake rampey

How I hate Kos. Please die Josh, take Tim Sylvia with you.

Only a stupid fucking toolbag let’s his eye get crushed for 25 minutes AFTER the bone breaks.

Roberto Duran knew what the fuck he was doing.

@Jose,

Sure don’t. I would think that if he was worthy I would have at least heard the name. I like fighting, money, (good) humor, and hot women. If it doesn’t fall into that category, good luck.

Yeah bad luck. Bisping hs a lot of that. If it werent for that embarrassing, hellacious right hand he circled into repeatedly in the Hendo fight….that fight would of been different.

I agree. It would have ended embarassingly later in the 3 rd round. That is so weak when people say my opponent “won the fight fair and square…BUT”, or “NO disrespect to my opponent..BUT”

I agree with Koscheck in that he was beaten fair and square, and that the first punch is what broke his orbital. His reaction to that shot indicated his problems just began. However, I think that each and every subsequent jab was ALSO breaking his orbital. So GSP either landed 200 lucky punches, or none at all. I have a hard time believing that if GSP didn’t land that first punch, that Kos’ orbital would have been okay for the rest of the fight. Or that he would’ve tagged GSP with a haymaker. Or sink a choke. But Kos hung in there the whole time, so he gets my respect.

“used his mug as a focus mitt” never have truer words been written.

I wish Paul Daley would come back and break Kos’s other eye with a sucker punch.

Vicious on top?

That’s a mean smother attack.

I would have passed grade 12 math, but the exams were luckier than me.

Also If the record didnt skip live in concert, he and Milly wouldnt have had to give their Grammys back.

@RSparrow I’m guessing you don’t know who Jonathan Coulton is?

If Arrianny had a dick she’d be Cyborg..

We can play the “what if” game till MRuss attends a UFC, but that could be never, nawmsayin. Just let it go, Fraggle, just let it go.

It’s true, if Georges hadn’t hit him so hard, or at all, Kos could have won the fight easily.

@Jose,

That should get you banned from posting, lame.

Who helped the doctors during the surgery to repair the eye socket? Hopefully a male nurse bro.

I object to calling Josh Koschek “JoKo.” Aside from the fact that I can’t even decide how to pronounce it (“Joe Co? Jah Kah?”), it’s too close to JoCo, and there’s only one JoCo — Jonathan Coulton. http://www.jonathancoulton.com

Said Koscheck later on in the interview “I need to get back to my roots, you know. My blond fraggle-fro has too much brown showing.”

@whitey – me, too. He must have had to wait for the face and brain swelling to go down before he could think up any excuses for getting his ass kicked.

That’s two D-bags in a row, come on that’s enough for one day.

Not to make excuses, but if he hadn’t been a better striker and busted me up I would have kicked his ass.

wait a second…..why the hell are there no potatochip pools?!?!

honestly i was expecting this from him the day after the fight

I love it when people preface underhanded statements with stuff like ” he beat me fair and square…but.”

Its like when people say “no offense…but”

oh its ok, i’m not offended at all that you said I look like a Rat terrier fucked mickey rourke cuz you said no offense first.

at least if he moves to light weight those guys aren’t any good at striking. Oh wait……ok, yeah, but they can’t wrestle. Oh wait. Well, maybe he should just stick to 170 and wait for GSP to move up in weight.

replace “when I broke my eye” with “when he broke my eye”

Koscheck’s right.

If GSP hadn’t beat him in that fight, he could have easily won.