
(Photo courtesy of ajc.com. Tie courtesy of Elton John.)
Heisman Trophy winner, two-time NFL Pro Bowl selection, Olympic bobsledder, Dissociative Identity Disorder sufferer, Celebrity Apprentice contestant, Tae Kwon Do black belt, and American Kickboxing Academy student Herschel Walker will make his MMA debut on January 30th at a Strikeforce event to be held at the BankAtlantic Center in Sunrise, Florida. The news was announced yesterday via press release, though Walker’s opponent has yet to be named. The only other match tied to the card at this point is Cristiane "Cris Cyborg" Santos‘s 145-pound title defense against Marloes Coenen.
As Dana White pondered when Walker’s Strikeforce signing was first announced: "Which athletic commission is going to let this guy fight? Who the fuck are they going to find to fight Herschel Walker? A guy in a wheelchair?” We now know the answer to the first question is "Florida," the state that previously signed off on Kimbo Slice vs. Ken Shamrock at the same venue last October. As for Dana’s other hypotheticals, we hope that Herschel Walker’s opponent has some kind of disability, considering that Walker has only been training in MMA since last month, and it wouldn’t really be fair to make him fight a guy who has both fighting experience and the use of all of his limbs. I mean, if Strikeforce really wants to put Walker against Fedor Emelianenko in the spring, they’d better give him a beatable first opponent.








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commentsI hear you, although I'm pretty sure that DID is caused by emotional and psychological trauma during a person's childhood... its not a physical disorder in the brain, but who knows. Keep in mind he was hit in the head for most of his life playing football.
Not a bad business move imo.
Hahaha. Indeed. Cellino & Barnes move over.
He looks like one of those shady-ass, ambulance-chasing attorneys that advertise on daytime tv.
me either.
(is it 'either' or 'neither' there?)
"My name is Linus."
Sooo your suggesting Kyle Maynard then? Or that this fight take place in the universe of "Redbelt"?
I believe Kimbo, Carano, and Brock are still the biggest draws murican MMA has ever had. And not for their questionable to legit MMA skills.
Maybe I shouldn't just say murican MMA though, since the japanese have known the value of dumbing it up for years.
Its the "in" thing to do.
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