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Hilarious Knockout of the Day: Dude Dares His Opponent to Knock Him Out, Is Kindly Obliged

(Props to Rodeo and bOredjOrd for the tip.)

Confidence is like nature’s bath salts. Using a combination of trickery, implied reasoning, and outright tomfoolery, confidence basically transports us back to the ignorant serenity of youth. It surpasses logic, the physical limitations of the human body, and the laws of nature to convince its host that anything is achievable through the pure power of will. And just like bath salts, confidence can have devastating effects on the body it occupies. Just ask Melvin Guillard. Or Tom Brady. Or Hitler. I’m not saying that Tom Brady is Hitler reincarnated, I’m just saying.

So rather than take pot shots at the wellspring of confidence you will meet in the video above, I would rather like to commend him for it, as misplaced as it may have been. Because I can assure you that none of us — not one  — has ever been as confident in our ourselves as this man, if even for the briefest second. Nick Diaz may have perfected the “Come at me, bro” pose in the octagon, but the motherfucker was never crazy enough to let one of his opponents tee off on him until he crumbled to the ground in a heap. This gentleman was so confident in his abilities that he knew he could get knocked the fuck out and still beat his opponent. Sure, the second half of his gameplan kind of fell apart, but still, respect. Your move, Anderson.

But perhaps even more impressive than our fallen comrade’s confidence is the entrance of the shirtless superhero at the 45 second mark, who descends from the rafters just moments shy of stopping the hilarious atrocity that has been committed. It was a noble effort, but Spiderman would’ve made it on time, bro.

-J. Jones

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Corrosionform- October 30, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Why does his corner believe hes invincible too ? They get so sad when he flops to the ground.
venturamickey- October 30, 2012 at 11:06 am
Nick Diaz did not perfect the "Come at me, bro" phrase.
GEt real. This has been going on since the Gladiators.
teep- October 30, 2012 at 8:22 am
He will never call that dare again, unless his head injury from this fight makes him very forgetful.
Buster Hyman- October 30, 2012 at 12:37 am
greatest fight ever
Mr_Misanthropy- October 29, 2012 at 11:05 pm
J. Spaceman- October 29, 2012 at 6:09 pm
I trained with Cabbage Correira. I knew Cabbage Correira. Cabbage Correira was a friend of mine. You sir are no Cabbage Correira.
holeeball- October 29, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Allha Kabar WINS
b0redj0rd- October 29, 2012 at 11:18 am
Lol at his trainers(?) laughing away at his antics .. Until he gets KTFO.
Seraldo Babalu- October 29, 2012 at 10:34 am
ya, fuck the fight, that flying ninja roll was fucking awesome!
samclark- October 29, 2012 at 9:42 am
Haha. When keeping it real goes wrong.
Fried Taco- October 29, 2012 at 9:37 am
Flying ninja roll FTW!!!