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Hold On, Did Frank Mir Just Say He Doesn’t Go Anywhere Without a Gun and a Knife?

(Video courtesy of Fight Magazine)

Yep, that’s what he said alright.  Right there at the 1:48 mark:

"I’m one of the most dangerous people in the world.  I’m a 280-pound guy who’s been training in martial arts since he was four years old, I don’t go anywhere without a gun and a knife, but I do that for my own self-protection.  I do that because I’m a martial artist and I enjoy being able to protect those who are not able to protect themselves."

Basically what I’m hearing is that Frank Mir is a vigilante, ready to fight the forces of evil that would seek to prey upon the weak journalists of the world.  You know, forces of evil like Brock Lesnar.  I don’t know whether to be creeped out or reassured.  Maybe a little of both.  I do have to wonder though, if he’s got that gun on him all the time, why also carry a knife around?  Is that just in case he encounters a ninety-pound weakling who’s being bullied by a package he can’t get open?

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Dubus22- March 26, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Frank Mirs Journal:

March 22nd

"I look upon the streets below...a steaming cesspool of disease in need of a cure. Good.

A little kid approaches, asks for an autograph. I tell him who has time for autographs in a world this full of evil. Kid calls me a jackass, says Lesnars going to put a beating on me again. I break his arm in two places. He cries like Sylvia. Memories."

March 23rd

"Dana calls me into the office, says my vigilantism is getting out of hand, it's bad for the organization. I fail to hide the smirk as I listen.

March 24th

"Soon I leave for the streets of New Jersey. Carwin awaits. The next stop on my journey to redemption. Redemption......a six letter word. Even now here in this disease ridden alley, its like the alley itself is whispering it to me "Lesnar, Lesnar, Lesnar...", reminding me, driving me forw....SON OF A BITCH!!! Chris Tuchscherer hiding behind a trash can again. Bastard gets me every time with that one.

His laughter stinging my ears, I head for home.
ctownhood- March 25, 2010 at 7:30 am
I carry a Brock Lesnar in my pocket...just in case I run into Frank Mir
Robocop Didnt Tap- March 25, 2010 at 7:28 am

Or use it to carve "This is what happens to criminals" on his face...
J-Dog- March 25, 2010 at 6:12 am
Everyone knows the knife is a throw-away. You carry it to put on the dead guy you just shot so you can claim you were faced with a lethal threat.
Clinch-Smash- March 25, 2010 at 1:47 am
I have no problem with the gun and knife thing, I carry a knive every were i go in Vegas, it is a shitty town for that kind of crap you just never know, also he says it for personel protection and then says he is doing it as a service to mankind and acts like he is some super hero.

I can't stand Cock chestner cause he is a no talent (martial art) meat head that gets by on size alone. But Frank makes such a big deal about him beating him like it was some kind of fluke. when in fact the first fight was a fluke, he would have been done if dumb ass would have keep them in the same position instead of standing them up. What i'm trying to say is that i really can't stand Mir thinking that he deserves another shot when he should have never got a second to start with (Nog was sick) and that he makes me want cock chestner to beat his ass again just to shut him up. i really hope Carwin does it first and complely derails the whole thing so he can just get to Dog the Bounty hunter or working the gate a Nellis as a rent a cop so i can laugh at him everyday dressed up like Rambo ready to safe the world.

Sorry for the rant i just really can't stand this d-bag.

after this video all i want to call him his Combat Cagel. He was this gung-ho AF idiot that i used to work with that had a desk job and everytime we would go oversea's he would get all dress up in his combat gear and extra(personal weapons) large knives(many) and empty gun holsters like he was going to win the war all by himself, when were Air Force so far from any action its sad to call us war fighters. Just really makes me LMAO!
Clinch-Smash- March 25, 2010 at 1:26 am
You just wait tell he is done fighting and he is on Dog the bounty hunter walking around combat ready telling the camera he is out there protecting the weak. That is what he is really after.
ghostboner- March 25, 2010 at 1:00 am
@mediumrare - Dam fine little rant there my friend. I salute you.

@Anhonestmoose - Yeah that is what they told me at the concealed carry class, but I'm pretty sure that if I draw when they are 20 feet away and shoot them right in their stupid face from 5 feet, my .45 will be more effective than a knife. And they will probably stop running at me, due to lack of a head. And now I know that if they don't I can just yell "Stop Or I'll tell Frank Mir!" and then they will GTFO for sure.
bcochran- March 24, 2010 at 9:34 pm
That's fucking funny right there.
fatbellyfrank- March 24, 2010 at 8:36 pm
@ shnook1200" Guns and martial arts do not mix" no shit genius, probably why they refer to martial arts as unarmed combat.
And from someone who lives in Australia, Terrence is 100% correct, we don't have any less guns, you just can't obtain them legally, easy as shit to get your hands on if your prepared to do the runaround
iDestroy- March 24, 2010 at 8:22 pm

You're the man.
LargeMidget- March 24, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Yo if I was Frank Mir and I lost to Brock Lesnar I'd be a little fucking pissed too.

Knowing that there's nobody in the UFC at your weight that can even touch you, but you can't be the champion because of this 300 pound albino gorilla that somehow someway people consider to be in the same weight class as you.

I think of Brock as a disease to the heavyweight division. They really need to make a 265 division. I don't watch MMA to see big dudes beat up small dudes. When I want to see that, I go to In a pro MMA fight, the people fighting should be about the same weight.
2phresh- March 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm
seriously if you see how BIG brock lesnar is i would be carrying more than a knife and a pistol hell ill bring my whole gym with me
Kimbos Bread- March 24, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Holy shyte!

280lbs? I don't believe it.

What the hell is he eating?
terrence- March 24, 2010 at 5:36 pm
whats wrong with carrying/owning a gun? its every Americans 2nd Amendments right to. Just cuz most fucking European pussies don't agree with it doesnt mean we shouldn't either. Look at what happened to Australia after their gun ban. Crime went up, while suicide rates remained the same. Guns = more death? you're an idiot. Let's ban knives, arrows, and anything else with sharp edges while were at it. The US and Switzerland have the best gun laws in the world.
LET IT RAIN- March 24, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Easy with the fucking finger pointing generaliz(s)ations Schnook. Don't just quote statistics from some random survey. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if you told us all that you bite pillows while taking it in the pooper. Do us a favor and don't visit across the pond.
Shnook1200- March 24, 2010 at 5:14 pm
It's too bad that Mir along with most of you yanks don't understand that you have a 300% chance of being killed by a family member when you keep a gun in the house. More guns = more death. Guns and martial arts do not mix.
PapiTroy- March 24, 2010 at 4:42 pm
So whats the line on Mir being spracked out of his mind? Ill bet the house on that ish! He didnt even stop to breathe!
ReX13- March 24, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Medium Rare,

We are sorry we have failed you; please forgive us, oh mighty Don Frye.

PhilDZnutts- March 24, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Cuz he's the motherfuckin' Juggernaut biatch!
robthom- March 24, 2010 at 4:13 pm
"Does he have a plan for the impending zombie apocalypse? "

I just saw that skunk the other day!!!

Worst groveling smut ever/best movie reviews in years!

Must be a the best bitchified hollywood agenda thing walking the earth!!

Heres your prize!

See ya next year!
As Good As Anyone- March 24, 2010 at 3:43 pm
I wonder if he's trolling everyone
Walrus- March 24, 2010 at 3:17 pm
I'd like to hear Dan Quinn's opinion on this situation
Unabomberman- March 24, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Mir is just one Shamrock away of being beat into a living death.

Just sayin'...
LET IT RAIN- March 24, 2010 at 2:51 pm
in previous years i remember seeing Matt Hughes and a couple other UFC fighters at SHOT when in Vegas. Aside from promoting someone elses products i'm guessing more of these guys are into guns and knives than some think. He looked at a coworker like who the fuck are you, when he said, "what's up Tiny?" talking to Hughes. Haha, would have been awesome if he got in my coworker's face.
Costarican- March 24, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Interesting...lets make the fight:
Mir: Im one of the most dangerous guys in the world
Ken Shamrock: OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooh really'?!?!!?