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Holy Crap, Turn on CBS: Rampage Jackson Is About to Be on Dr. Phil


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…at least in New York, he will be. Not sure what time it airs over by you, but I’d suggest checking your local listings and setting your DVR, because Quinton "Rampage" Jackson is about to be on Dr. Phil‘s daily scold-fest, where he’ll be lecturing some kids about gang violence. Hopefully Phil won’t butcher Quinton’s name, like he did to poor Kenny Florini.

Look, we don’t really have anything to give away right now, but Rampage tweeted out a photo from the taping, and it has "caption contest" written all over it. Hit us with a clever caption to the pic after the jump, and maybe I’ll send the winner a Starbucks card or something. (You pussies drink fancy coffee, right?)


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rupertx- December 16, 2010 at 10:28 am
Rampage: and then before I knew it, they had nicknamed my bum the "Wolfs Lair".
Dog Dicks Magoo- December 16, 2010 at 5:22 am
Can we get this interview over with? I need to go drink some nuclear horse piss and then run over a pregnant bitch in my monster truck.
Peetee- December 16, 2010 at 1:16 am
Rampage: Donnt be ehh gangbangginn n shiit, ehh yhounnou whaddamm sayinn...

Dr.Phil: Thank you, Kimbo. Next, we talk to mrs. Diaz and her two sons about the effects of drug abuse and antisocial behaviour.
Babs- December 15, 2010 at 11:47 pm
Quinton Jackson on serving time in jail: "I prefer syrup."
OneMorePunchFujita- December 15, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Dr Phil: Have you ever pulled a drive-by that resulted in the death of an unsuspecting human?

Both Child & Rampage: Yes..
Lane31- December 15, 2010 at 10:51 pm
"Ni**a please" -Dr. Phil
Travelinron- December 15, 2010 at 10:19 pm
@Hotsaucemonster.

funniest comment I've ever read on CP
DazedNConfused- December 15, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Hotsaucemonster +1, but wow there were some rough comments on here. Not enough actual "comments", too many failed jokes.

He's going to give his bullying talk, and how he survived by going to the gym instead. We've seen it all before on the countdown shows. Now middle aged housewives get to see it!
stopdrinkingpee- December 15, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Another vote for hotsaucemonster.
droppedatbirth- December 15, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Show me on the doll where the bald man touched you...
StinkFacer- December 15, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Dr. Phil: .....so wait....you weren't part of the Jackson 5? What do you do again? Mixed Martial Arts? Is that like..... non-segregated Martial Arts?

And so ends the glorious career of a daytime tv intern.
coolphlis- December 15, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Dr.Phil: Quinton....can you show me where he touched you?
GSP for Prime Minister- December 15, 2010 at 5:26 pm
"I BE DOIN THE STANKY LEG IN THE CLUB LIKE THAT TIME DOCTOR PHIL GOT KNOCKED OUT BY OPRAH.. HEE HEE YEYEAHH!"
Helder- December 15, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Hey Rampage...Nice Dick!
Dana_Plight- December 15, 2010 at 5:11 pm
"Every guy I went to high school with, except for one, is dead. Someone poisoned the grape soda at the high school reunion. The one survivor was diabetic, he couldn't drink grape soda...and that's why you shouldn't join a gang."
Smitty- December 15, 2010 at 4:28 pm
"And den I just abortioned the bitch!"
Poutine Guillotine- December 15, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Dr. Phil takes the time to ask the tough questions "Will there be an A-Team sequel?"
Richard Fitzentite- December 15, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Get up each morning, look at yourself in the mirror, and see yourself not as someone who is overweight or out of shape, but as the someone you will become.
Ballkick- December 15, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Dr. Phil:
Mr Jackson after talking at some length with you and delving into your psyche.
Can I ask you,....do you not see the dichotomy of your ethnicity and the big chains you wear?......something tells me that there is a little inner slave child trying to break free of the chains,.....you need some sort of emotional reparation,.....is this a fair assumption on my part Rampage?.......Mr. Jackson, it's OK.....it's OK to cry,...let it out,.... let it leave your tortured soul,....your safe here.............

When we come back we ask Quinton about his Road Rampage and just WTF he was thinking trying to out-run all those cops,.......and why he thinks this brush with the law gives him any credibility when talking to out of control gang-bangers with a rebellious attitude towards authority,.....Now some words from our sponsor,.... Eli Lilly and Company ,........makers of Prozac.......
ccman- December 15, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Dr phil seriously questions his decision to have page explain to evans kids how having a gay father is ok.
Big Jumpin Dad- December 15, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Dr. Phil - Today on the show we have MMA fighter turned Hollywood actor Quentin Jackson. How's it going to today Mr. Jackson?

Rampage - It's going pretty good Phil, Just glad I can help:)

Oh yeah... Stank bref, I pitty da fool, Is this Dana Whites Uncle?, Im not Mr.T!!, black on black crime!!, Im the father?? Please god don't let anybody with anything resembling any of these examples win or even get an honorable mention potato!
Brazilian Gastank- December 15, 2010 at 2:53 pm
QUINTON "And he kept kicking me and punching me, and kicking me..." ::sob, sob::

DR. PHIL "Okay, Quinton, show me on the doll where this mean, Mr. Griffin, touched you."
the chef- December 15, 2010 at 2:41 pm
After "The Game" turned down his challenge, Rampage decided to call out the next celebrity on his list.
echoxer0- December 15, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Rampage: my bad i didnt know dr phil was your dad... please dont call my mom
Bruce_Buffer- December 15, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Wait... stop gang violence? I thought 'Page was a vocal proponent of black on black crime?
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