(Immediately after reading the news, I searched for this music video on YouTube and cranked my speakers to maximum volume. All props to TheGarv.)
Oh sweet Jesus, thank you Jesus, my prayers have been answered. Yahoo! has the exclusive:
CageWriter is calling this the biggest coup in UFC history due to Kimbo’s mainstream drawing power, and says the boxing rumor was just a red herring. But what does it mean for Kimbo and TUF 10? Well…
— If "Diamond" Dave Kaplan can carve out a UFC career after his stint on the Ultimate Fighter, so can Kimbo. Expect to see Mr. Ferguson in the Octagon at the TUF 10 finale, and at least one more time after that. You have to assume that the UFC is hoping Slice will go on a win streak so they can put him against Lesnar in a monumental, world-altering pay-per-view event.
— Between Rampage, Sugar, and Kimbo…let’s just say we’ll finally have a TUF cast that more closely reflects this great nation. I’m not going to go the hack-black-comic route and list the ways that the house will run differently as a result, but maybe the coaches’ challenge will be a furious game of click-clack.
— Whichever team Kimbo ends up on will be "Team Kimbo," not "Team Rampage" or "Team Rashad." Sorry, but the shirts are already made.
— Over/under on the number of terrified TUF castmembers who have to utter the words "chill dawg" at some point: 6
We’ll talk more in the morning…


Who else wishes there was a heavyweight Browning brother to throw into the mix? Some white trash douchebag from Dumbfuckey would just be the final ingredient to make this season legendary. Get drunk, throw around a few n-bombs in the house, tell Kimbo he’s a joke… Sure, it won’t be about the mma as much, but damn will I be there every episode with popcorn and soda.