
("Okay, fine, I abused her *this* much.")
From a new report on Sherdog:
Tito Ortiz and longtime girlfriend Jenna Jameson appear to be on the road to some form of reconciliation following an incident Monday that led to the fighter’s arrest and later accusations of the former adult star’s alleged drug use…
Ortiz’s lawyer, Chip Matthews, told Sherdog.com on Friday that the entire incident was just a “misunderstanding.” Matthews also said it was his understanding that statements made by Ortiz and Jameson on Monday to officers during his arrest would either be altered or retracted by the parties, as was first reported by TMZ.com on Thursday.
“Both sides are interested in the truth coming out and for the welfare of their children and bringing an end to this,” Matthews told Sherdog.com on Friday. Matthews would not confirm if Ortiz and Jameson are in direct communication due to the ongoing investigation…
“We never said Jenna was on drugs,” Matthews told Sherdog.com on Friday. [Ed. note: Well, you said she "relapsed," which implies she was on drugs. But why split hairs, right?] “We had said that he had found drugs in her pants from the night before. We were told later that the drugs were old.”
Whether or not Jameson and/or Ortiz alter or withdraw the statements they made on Monday to police, the Orange County District Attorney’s office could still decide on its own to file charges against the embattled fighter if evidence suggests it. Matthews said he hoped the DA’s office would not pursue charges, but that if they did, he was confident that Ortiz would be exonerated of them.
Meanwhile, Ortiz sent an exclusive statement through his reps to Sherdog.com on Thursday.
“I would like to thank the MMA community and its fans for their continued support,” said Ortiz. “I have received thousands of messages of encouragement from friends and family within the MMA community. Your support means as much to me outside the Octagon as it does inside. Thank you.”
Well, it looks like Tito may have saved his job, for whatever that’s worth. Still, his health and value to the organization are very questionable at this point; it’ll be interesting to see if Dana White has any use for him now that his scheduled fight against Chuck Liddell is up in smoke. Anyway, can we all agree to put this story to bed and focus on more important things?








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commentsSort of related: I heard that they hooked up through e-harmony, where they were matched across 29 dimensions (dementias?) of douchebaggery.
Good God I hate Frito Ortiz. Maybe we can get some custom Frtio Ortiz urinal cakes.
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Thanks, man.
Everyone hates Ortiz because he's an insufferable douche and an unbelievable moron.
@Seoul Brother
The problem with your comparison of Normandy to Jameson's career is that the former was the cause of the decline of Western civilization. The latter was simply a result of it.
Ever tell the ladies when they ask about your belly that you're gonna have a baby elephant, and if they'd like to see its trunk?
fatbillyfunk- ...that's some old ass Adam Slandler shit from when he was still funny, way back in the olden days of yore...
Tito's kids bear a striking (punintentional?) resemblance to Josh Koschek. What I want to know is- who gots da u-ter-us?
Free Tito = Frito.
Brothers & Sisters of Cage Potato (but not you, machineboi. You can go suck off a bag of angry hedgehogs), may I humbly suggest that we refer to Jacob "Tito" Ortiz from this point forward as Frito Ortiz?
And the thing with Jenna Jameson is that her vajayjay is like Normandy Beach - A lot of shit went down there, and a lot of men have trampled all over it.
Christ, her distended cooch is like Doctor Who's TARDIS - WAAAAY bigger on the inside than it looks.
" Daddy what's the man next door doing with our doggy"? " Look away children, Daddie's gonna ring the police again"
(leans out window, yells) "put your pants back on ya pervert"
(leans back in)
"Its OK kids, he's gone"
"Hey boy! Lookin' mighty fine in dem jeans!" ...(you know the rest, I typed it out, but it sounded hella gay, so I erased it)
Oh yeah- My neighbors dog has a four inch clit!
But feel free to post messages of support for your Boy, this is CP, we got no prejudice's. (except maybe for machineboi, he pretty much hates whitey)
He is a good coach. a great fighter, very entertaining, and a smart businessman. why does everybody hate him so? I know that he has said some silly shit in the past, but come on, most mma fighters talk like morons when being interviewed. He stirs the shit up and is an interesting person.
And as far as his wife goes, you guys can bash her all you want, but there isnt a single one of you who hasent wished that ( in her day ) it was your dick, and not some porn-star, who was giving it to her, while you sat on your couch and spanked it.
Tito is the man!
Either way very catchy, i like it
Tito could start up a commemorative clothing line"I've been up Route 66" T-shirts. The potential's endless
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!! That was fucking awesome, dude. Snake Pliskin indeed.
You, Sir, have just outdone my best work ever in these forums with a single, short sentence. Bravo.
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