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Hopefully the Last Word on This Tito Ortiz/Jenna Jameson Fiasco…

("Okay, fine, I abused her *this* much.")

From a new report on Sherdog:

Tito Ortiz and longtime girlfriend Jenna Jameson appear to be on the road to some form of reconciliation following an incident Monday that led to the fighter’s arrest and later accusations of the former adult star’s alleged drug use

Ortiz’s lawyer, Chip Matthews, told on Friday that the entire incident was just a “misunderstanding.” Matthews also said it was his understanding that statements made by Ortiz and Jameson on Monday to officers during his arrest would either be altered or retracted by the parties, as was first reported by on Thursday.

“Both sides are interested in the truth coming out and for the welfare of their children and bringing an end to this,” Matthews told on Friday. Matthews would not confirm if Ortiz and Jameson are in direct communication due to the ongoing investigation…

“We never said Jenna was on drugs,” Matthews told on Friday. [Ed. note: Well, you said she "relapsed," which implies she was on drugs. But why split hairs, right?] “We had said that he had found drugs in her pants from the night before. We were told later that the drugs were old.”

Whether or not Jameson and/or Ortiz alter or withdraw the statements they made on Monday to police, the Orange County District Attorney’s office could still decide on its own to file charges against the embattled fighter if evidence suggests it. Matthews said he hoped the DA’s office would not pursue charges, but that if they did, he was confident that Ortiz would be exonerated of them.

Meanwhile, Ortiz sent an exclusive statement through his reps to on Thursday.

“I would like to thank the MMA community and its fans for their continued support,” said Ortiz. “I have received thousands of messages of encouragement from friends and family within the MMA community. Your support means as much to me outside the Octagon as it does inside. Thank you.”

Well, it looks like Tito may have saved his job, for whatever that’s worth. Still, his health and value to the organization are very questionable at this point; it’ll be interesting to see if Dana White has any use for him now that his scheduled fight against Chuck Liddell is up in smoke. Anyway, can we all agree to put this story to bed and focus on more important things?

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fatbellyfrank- May 3, 2010 at 9:53 pm
^ would account for the back problems as well, and the squeaky voice, and justscrappin, thats a hell of a legacy to leave for your kids " Mommy was the best at giving Blow jobs without using her hands"
Ratel- May 3, 2010 at 9:22 pm
Glamorous? Nothing glamorous about Jenna donkey-punching Tito as she assbangs him with a strapon. Now there's an excuse for the alleged fractured skull that I would believe.

Sort of related: I heard that they hooked up through e-harmony, where they were matched across 29 dimensions (dementias?) of douchebaggery.
justscrappin- May 3, 2010 at 7:31 am
If any of you want to remember the good old days...then go find flashpoint on the interwebs. It's Jenna's great masterpiece. She was the queen of no hand blowjobs. She was hot...but that was then...and this is now. Now she is a jumble of plastic and tarnished flesh. Every time a woman becomes a sex symbol..or is lusted after and gets whatever she wants...she then deals with getting old...people not caring anymore and her not being the object of many mens fantasies. That's when they go find another washed up has been of a man with past glory...enter Tito. They are perfect for each other...and whenever they get delusions of grandeur...thinking maybe they are better then the other bitch slaps that ass...and reminds them to be happy with what they have. Jenna has to least this guy is still in decent shape and Tito probably still gets some great head...cuz even though the main orifice is probably shot....she still probably has the mouth skills. So is the ebb and flow of life...the yin and the yang. I made this trainwreck of a relationship sound a little more
BONGTAR- May 2, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Seoul Brother- May 2, 2010 at 7:11 pm
@knee_strike: very well said on both points. To your response to belou, I would add "like you and machineboi" if the two could be determined to be two people (conjoined douchebags do not count).

Good God I hate Frito Ortiz. Maybe we can get some custom Frtio Ortiz urinal cakes.
knee_strike- May 2, 2010 at 6:44 pm

Thanks, man.
fatbellyfrank- May 2, 2010 at 6:41 pm
@kneestrike, your response to Seoul Brother is one of the best comments I've ever read, well played sir
knee_strike- May 2, 2010 at 6:26 pm

Everyone hates Ortiz because he's an insufferable douche and an unbelievable moron.

@Seoul Brother

The problem with your comparison of Normandy to Jameson's career is that the former was the cause of the decline of Western civilization. The latter was simply a result of it.
fatbellyfrank- May 2, 2010 at 5:57 pm
I just ask em if they wanna pat the baby's trunk, occasionally works, lots of slaps in the face
Mr_Misanthropy- May 2, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Ever tell the ladies when they ask about your belly that you're gonna have a baby elephant, and if they'd like to see its trunk?
Mr_Misanthropy- May 2, 2010 at 2:34 pm
I have merely joined the Free Tito movement, I am not the founder. I am also working for the freedom of Leonard Peltier.

fatbillyfunk- ...that's some old ass Adam Slandler shit from when he was still funny, way back in the olden days of yore...

Tito's kids bear a striking (punintentional?) resemblance to Josh Koschek. What I want to know is- who gots da u-ter-us?
gameface- May 2, 2010 at 8:29 am
tito's two kids look just like ass dan
Seoul Brother- May 2, 2010 at 4:27 am
@Mr_Misanthropy: To you sir, I owe the inspiration for the following:

Free Tito = Frito.

Brothers & Sisters of Cage Potato (but not you, machineboi. You can go suck off a bag of angry hedgehogs), may I humbly suggest that we refer to Jacob "Tito" Ortiz from this point forward as Frito Ortiz?

And the thing with Jenna Jameson is that her vajayjay is like Normandy Beach - A lot of shit went down there, and a lot of men have trampled all over it.

Christ, her distended cooch is like Doctor Who's TARDIS - WAAAAY bigger on the inside than it looks.
fatbellyfrank- May 2, 2010 at 3:33 am
I wasn't gonna ask, however, how do you how big your neighbours dog's clit is? did you measure it?
" Daddy what's the man next door doing with our doggy"? " Look away children, Daddie's gonna ring the police again"
(leans out window, yells) "put your pants back on ya pervert"
(leans back in)
"Its OK kids, he's gone"
fatbellyfrank- May 2, 2010 at 3:27 am
Free Tito, why would you pay for it?
Mr_Misanthropy- May 2, 2010 at 3:17 am
Fucking Cyborg would be like that old Eddy Murphy Mr. T routine:

"Hey boy! Lookin' mighty fine in dem jeans!" ...(you know the rest, I typed it out, but it sounded hella gay, so I erased it)

Oh yeah- My neighbors dog has a four inch clit!
Mr_Misanthropy- May 2, 2010 at 3:15 am
From da U-ter-us?
Mr_Misanthropy- May 2, 2010 at 3:13 am
Free Tito?
fatbellyfrank- May 2, 2010 at 2:31 am
@ belou, "I might be the only person here who thinks that Tito is actually a pretty cool individual". You might be right, actually, I'd probably say that's pretty much 100% correct.
But feel free to post messages of support for your Boy, this is CP, we got no prejudice's. (except maybe for machineboi, he pretty much hates whitey)
Ratel- May 2, 2010 at 1:28 am
@belou - is that you, tito?
belou- May 2, 2010 at 1:07 am
I might be the only person here who thinks that Tito is actually a pretty cool individual.
He is a good coach. a great fighter, very entertaining, and a smart businessman. why does everybody hate him so? I know that he has said some silly shit in the past, but come on, most mma fighters talk like morons when being interviewed. He stirs the shit up and is an interesting person.
And as far as his wife goes, you guys can bash her all you want, but there isnt a single one of you who hasent wished that ( in her day ) it was your dick, and not some porn-star, who was giving it to her, while you sat on your couch and spanked it.
Tito is the man!
Slam Hamwich- May 1, 2010 at 9:43 pm
Remember that episode of the Simpsons when Mr. Burns uses Tito's head to block out the sun?
fatbellyfrank- May 1, 2010 at 9:41 pm
@Harry Nips, wouldn't that be "Lose your dicks, oooooooooooon route 66".
Either way very catchy, i like it
Tito could start up a commemorative clothing line"I've been up Route 66" T-shirts. The potential's endless
Seoul Brother- May 1, 2010 at 8:02 pm
@Ratel: Thangyuh. Thangyuhvurrahmuch.
Ratel- May 1, 2010 at 7:33 pm
@Seoul Brother-
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!! That was fucking awesome, dude. Snake Pliskin indeed.

You, Sir, have just outdone my best work ever in these forums with a single, short sentence. Bravo.