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Horrible Video of the Day: Projectile-Vomiting MMA Fighter


(Props: carlostlfilms via Jess Liaudin)

Hope you guys didn’t just eat breakfast. In what might be the worst viral video for Coke Zero ever recorded, the above clip shows Eder Jones celebrating a victory at a PRIME MMA event in Brazil by barfing all over the mat. The first wave at the 0:07 mark isn’t so bad, but when Jones gets his arm raised by the ref at 0:21…good God, that’s nasty. This is why you should be glad that Alessio Sakara pulled out of his fight at UFC 122. Nobody wants to see the Octagon defiled by rancid chunks of tuna.

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yuntian- November 13, 2011 at 8:49 pm
speculation that Coach Outlet France could soon senior credit strategist at Bank investors are increasingly concerned
MMA-TUBE.COM- September 21, 2011 at 6:43 pm
Damn he had some serious projectile!

http://mma-tube.com
Fried Taco- December 1, 2010 at 9:38 am
The t-shirt should go to agentsmith - but only after Eder Jones wears it for his post-fight celebration.
netterbog- November 30, 2010 at 10:26 pm
Viva Hate Says:
Tue, 11/30/2010 - 09:36

It is still a cooler celebration than Tito's gravedigger bullshit.


^^
Give that man a T-Shirt!
coldbeer78- November 30, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Great story, agentsmith. One thing I don't get though... did he have to pay to enter the contest ?
omunto- November 30, 2010 at 12:09 pm
agentsmith deserves an 80's movie style slow building round of applause for that awesome reference.
agentsmith- November 30, 2010 at 11:53 am
Slowly, a sound started to build in Eder Jones' stomach. A strange and scary sound, like a log truck coming at you at a hundred miles-an-hour. Suddenly, Eder opened his mouth, and before the the referee knew it, he was covered with five bottles worth of used Coke Zero. The women in the audience screamed. The announcer took one look at the referee and barfed on the doctor, who barfed on the timekeeper that was sitting next to him. The promotor barfed on the ring-girl's tits. But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Eder's plan really started to work. Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Nogueira twins barfed on each other, and the RockStar Girls barfed all over the TapOut Crew. And Eder just sat back and enjoyed what he'd created... a complete and total barf-o-rama!
Fried Taco- November 30, 2010 at 10:38 am
Two guys and a bucket!
RearNakedSpoon- November 30, 2010 at 9:48 am
I didnt start really laughing until the very end when they put it in reverse, WHY add that part? hahaha
Viva Hate- November 30, 2010 at 9:36 am
It is still a cooler celebration than Tito's gravedigger bullshit.
Titos Head- November 30, 2010 at 7:59 am
lmao @ RampageLuvsTitties....hahaha kinda does, with less pie
Judo know....- November 30, 2010 at 7:51 am
Must have been a bad batch of pedialyte...hey at least he won.
omunto- November 30, 2010 at 7:42 am
Not to be one up'd by the Japanese and their Hentai mma or the Dutch and their Golden Shower/Glory, the Brazilians knew they needed an edge on the fetish mma market. That's when the hired Eder Jones for their regurgitation gagging campaign.
amsterdamheavy- November 30, 2010 at 7:41 am
Why in the word would you have that much shit in your belly before a fight?

FFS
agentsmith- November 30, 2010 at 7:18 am
"Brought to you by Coke Zero..."
*pukes*
"...and Taco Bell!"
*shits pants*
agentsmith- November 30, 2010 at 7:10 am
Christ, that was like a cartoon amount of puke.
IrishDan- November 30, 2010 at 7:08 am
Somethings DON'T need to be in 1080 HD!!
RampageLuvsTitties- November 30, 2010 at 6:48 am
That reminds me of the pie eating scene in Stand By Me. Looks sorta purple.
Ballkick- November 30, 2010 at 6:47 am
Two questions:
1) Why would you post something like that?
2) Why did I click to watch?
jimbonics- November 30, 2010 at 6:37 am
Good lord that's fucking rancid. Even looked like he was puking up coke zero.

lmao @ :41 mark. Towel boy comes in to clean up the mess only to be nearly hit by wave number two.
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