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Hot Potato: 8 Photos of Chris Cyborg (?!!#!!1?!) Looking…Better

Chris Cyborg...HOT?!?!
(R.I.P Mike in Brazil.) 

Fearection: 1) Sexual arousal combined with a feeling of intimidation and uncertainty, generally provoked by powerful/forceful women who are physically attractive. 2) The act of God himself striking fear into your erection. 3) An erection rooted in an unexpected response to the fight or flight mechanism.

One of these definitions, or perhaps a little bit of each of them, best described our reaction when we came upon these recent pictures of former Strikeforce women’s featherweight champion Christiane “Cyborg” Santos Justino. Because, although our immediate reaction to hearing that the newly single Cyborg was snapped by Globo.com in a series of bikini shots was to shut down our computers, throw them from the top of the highest building in town, and renounce the Internet for life, after actually taking a look at them, we must say that she is looking rather…healthy (?) these days. Sure, it’s not going to get your engine revving like a Gina Carano GQ shoot, but dare we say that Cyborg almost looks doable in a couple of these (Ed note: We know, that statement is now committed to the Internet archives forever). Looks like you done fucked up, Evangelista.

We’ve noticed that many of you have been bitching like schoolchildren wistfully pointing out the quality (or lack thereof) our photo viewer even more than normal lately, so we are currently working on it. And being that we wouldn’t want to deny a single one of you such steamy photos as these, we’ve provided them in standard, non-gallery format. Don’t say we never did anything for you.

Chris Cyborg Globo

And we saved the best for last…


(Carmen, the gauntlet hath been declared.) 

As Seth asked unto us, we shall ask unto you, Potato Nation: “You know, after she put down the tainted supplements and put on some make up…would you or wouldn’t you?”

-J. Jones

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StinkFacer- May 31, 2013 at 12:04 am
Fallon Fox? that you bro?
dranokills- November 1, 2012 at 9:41 pm
I'd cum in her ass and crawl out her window any day.
wait...what was the question again?
agentsmith- July 3, 2012 at 9:39 am
If I want a woman who's likely to kill and consume me after sex like a praying mantis, I'll give Rousey a call.
Ringo- July 3, 2012 at 8:55 am
I would fuck her, I have fucked worst looking bitches and some of them I have even paid for.
Clyde- July 3, 2012 at 5:12 am
@srod82:
I'd also hit it... with a crowbar in an attempt to keep it at bay, but then it would hit me back and bludgeon my once kind of acceptable facial features into something indescribable.
Mr_Misanthropy- July 2, 2012 at 11:38 pm
She looks all depressed and suicidal in some of these. Who's idea was it to try to cheer her up by making her lie in a pile of old seaweed, dead crab parts, and sharp splinters of broken shells?
Mr_Misanthropy- July 2, 2012 at 11:36 pm
I wouldn't arm wrestle her so I guess that doesn't leave a lot of other options...
srod82- July 2, 2012 at 8:28 pm
I'd hit it!
Fail Sonnen- July 2, 2012 at 7:53 pm
She looks like a man. Isn't that funny?
smbc- July 2, 2012 at 4:58 pm
I have always thought she was a great looking woman.

Glad she's on the market.
PHISTAKUPHS- July 2, 2012 at 4:52 pm
Would. But then again I always would have.
Chri534.- July 2, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Not using that old photo viewer completely makes up for the tranny pics. Thank you.
thegorilla- July 2, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Ahhhh, the photos that made Photoshop tap!
lenoz- July 2, 2012 at 3:46 pm
So you *finally* pull the plug on that awful image browser thing... for pics of Cyborg? Well well well, at least we know where your mutual boner allegiances lie now.
Texascrazyhorse- July 2, 2012 at 3:13 pm
decisions decisions......I think I've done worse BUT I also have never had sex with someone who I if I didnt please them they could potentially kill me with their man hands.

There is also the fact that she is potentially a man.....
cman- July 2, 2012 at 2:53 pm
Amazing what putting down the juice and washing the kitten blood off does for a guy.
shiki31- July 2, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Gay if you do and gay if you don't. Definite maybe probably not i might.
mt59801- July 2, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Where does she hide her penis?
El Guapo- July 2, 2012 at 2:11 pm
"Annnnnd ACTION! Ok, give me sexy. Like a tiger. Grrrrr. A sexy tiger about to make to make love to the cam.. Wait! Stop! No, no, no. Sexy tiger, not a tiger attacking. Let's do cuddly. Annnnd GO! Soft and cuddly, like a teddy bear. You just want to be hugged an- Arrrghhh! What the? Teddy bear, not a grizzly bear. Hmmmmmm, let's see here. Puppy time! You're a cute, playful little puppy. Annnd ACTION! Everybody likes puppies, so cute and inn... Gahdamn! I say GAHDAMN-gahdamn!! Take 5..."
Mechanicjitsu- July 2, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Damn. She's handsome....
beef_kurtains- July 2, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Uh, still no. This is the first time I would have preferred your photo viewer. Then I would be assured I didn't have to see those fucking pictures.
Mister Toad- July 2, 2012 at 1:39 pm
I would, not only have I slept with uglier, she is somewhat famous. Men can be starfuckers too.
Fried Taco- July 2, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Cyborgs have feelings, too, guys.
Mister Toad- July 2, 2012 at 1:31 pm
I would.
holeeball- July 2, 2012 at 1:19 pm
I heard this bitch had bigger balls than Chael Sonnen. Better looking too.
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