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Hot Potato: Arianny Celeste Gets Her Tim Burton On

Thank God for Arianny Celeste. The woman’s tireless devotion to strip down and be photographed in every fashion possible is commendable to say the least, and her recent shoot with Randall Slavin for Complex Magazine shows us a yet another side of the long time UFC ring girl, specifically, the Nightmare Before Christmas/S&M side. It’s safe to say that we REALLY enjoy this facet of her personality, and hope to see more of it in the near future. Check out the gallery above (Props to Don Fonzarelli for the find), the video below, and be sure to follow Ms. Celeste on Twitter.

-J. Jones

Comments

  1. Fatty McDickbutts Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 09:26


    What a fucking cow
  2. SeanMcCorkle’sBruisedEgo Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 09:29


    2/10 WOULD NOT BANG (again)
  3. jfjjfjff Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 09:29


    enough already.
  4. The12ozCurls Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 09:31


    Just go out to Chatsworth and do some real hardcore porno Arianny. I mean . . . . this whole "model" thing can only last so long. Come to think of it, she should star in a snuff film.
  5. amsterdamheavy Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 09:46


    This chick doesnt nothing for me with her looks, and her attitude is a 1/10 - cunty is the word, blah
  6. Anhonestmoose Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 09:48


    The shark has been jumped. Also, @J. Jones, pretty sure I haven't seen her in any derelicte shoots. Do some goddamn research, man.
  7. Jon Fitch and Exciting in the same sentence Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 09:50


    Yeah! Very nice!!! Arriany's front is a lot better than her back so I'm glad to see there's no unnecessary pancake-butt shots. I am getting a little tired of this chick though. She's drop-dead gorgeous but I've seen her dressed up and down every which way possible already. Fresh meat UFC, thanks.
  8. XENOPHON Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 09:55


    @The12ozCurls - The only reason she is doing the modeling crap is because place like this post it. Why can't CP post some of these UFC bitches who pose nude for fun - there is a fucking ton of em................................................................ Carmen Valentina would be top of the list...followed by 2 dozen other MMA wannabe attention whores who would being willing to bare it all. Come on Russell, if a simple add scam will bring the ammys in to do porn for free...you got to be able to figure out an angle to get them to supply CP with free naked pics.............................................................. And if travel is required, its a perfect assignment for Jonesy, Seth, and Karma. They are both young, can still pull pussy from college bars or local fighting events, and could be assigned to bag some of those hillbilly bitches featured in the new reality show "Caged." Those are the bitches people round here want to see anyway...............................................................I will pitch in and donate some more cash so Seth can order some more ruffies online and can get that college action going again for CP.
  9. ArmFarmer Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 09:57


    Must be bizarre being hot for a living... She has got to be a conceited raging bitch. Pure speculation, but how could she not.
  10. ArmFarmer Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 09:58


    Xeno, they have websites for that. Many, many websites. I like the ability to visit this site at work, thanks.
  11. shatterproof Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 10:01


    Natural > Arianny. Never used to be one to care but her fakies are like the ones from the 80s, time to change the tires. Still, nice to see she is dropping some of that weight he was carrying for the last 6 months -- though, looks like Brittney is stealing her pie these days ;)
  12. bootystar Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 10:04


    ms celeste is and o'rly isp great n stuff
  13. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 10:10


    Judging by the fourth photo in I would smash.
  14. KarmaAteMyCat Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 10:12


    @Xeno; Hilarious stuff right there my friend.
  15. IronClad Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 10:22


    What.the.fuck is Xeno talking about? Yah bro! Let's turn cagepotato into a cage porn!!! "We all want to see hillbilly bitches from caged." Speak for your self big guy. Who is we? Don't try to lump us together with you, fag. Go hit up CAPSLOCKHAL, he's dowhearthn.
  16. XENOPHON Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 10:40


    KarmaAteMyCat - hehehe...and whats even funnier is ArmFarmer is all upset with the thought of mixing some female skin, with all the male skin shown here. hehehe, or as my beaner friends type jejeje GRIN
  17. Seaman Honor-Chin Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 10:43


    Bricks; That she may lay in my mouth. Seaman; That I may leave honor-chin. Needless to say, I'd let her use my nose as a shit ticket. (Captcha = punany prowess .. ok, not really)
  18. agentsmith Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 10:53


    Her plastic surgeon is a gifted man. That 4th pic makes me wanna speak Russian. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=russian
  19. smellypiratehooker Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 11:01


    How come when I clicked over on the last pic I got smashed in the eyes with that Cyborg pic? It's gonna make it very hard to trust you guys again CP...what did I ever do to you?
  20. XENOPHON Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 11:03


    @IronClad - so wait a minute. back up the tape. Here you post and comment on pictures of UFC MMA tramps that pose in near nude. You also post on pictures of men with only trunks on. And in GSP case, grease and oiled in trunks......................................................................................................................................And you are gonna tell us that you get upset with the request that instead of scrawny Arianny ... she is replaced with a "Caged" and bagged bumpkin in the buff? ....................................................................................................................................Now I am scratching my head, as both you IronClad and ArmFarmer are "persona's" that talk about old school MMA, and have strong opinions with who is a man vs. who is a pussy when locked in the cage, but looking at some really puss that is topless and dressed nothing more than Cage Potato panties, or spread eagle with a Cage Potato tattoo stenciled down one side of her vagina would be considered upsetting ??????....................................................................................................................................Both you mother fuckers are gonna have to pop tall and answer for making comments over that shit pronto? And, I am warning you...nobody wants to hear how your employer bans the use of company computers for looking at a little "tits and ass" during working hours. If you're not smart enough to have already bribed or kiss to the IT manager, then you deserved to get fired..........................................................................................Well, let's hear it, come on with it?
  21. ArmFarmer Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 11:14


    Xeno, I have never once said that I'm opposed to porn. One look at my personal computer browser history will prove that. What I said was that I like being able to check cagepotato at work without getting fired. Turn it into cageporno, and I will not be able to visit the site. Get it? There's a time and a place.. and a computer.. for everything. MMA articles and discussion is ok on my work computer, on my personal computer.. all bets are off.
  22. NomadRip Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 11:18


    Yes! /cartwheel
  23. XENOPHON Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 11:19


    Ps...minus an edit button, it should have stated: bribed or kissed ass!
  24. XENOPHON Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 11:23


    ArmFarmer - I know I am fucking with you. But you have to ask, leaving the spread eagle off the plate...what the fuck is the difference between looking at bare chested men, vs bare chested women? http://www.eeoc.gov/laws/statutes/epa.cfm It shouldn't be a crime to look at men any differently than women. Or, vise versa.
  25. FightYouBitch Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 11:29


    Wow! I had no Idea the CagePotato fan base is full of cunty bitches. This girls is seriously HOT and all you want to do is bitch? Maybe you should go watch WWE and get off on roided, shaved , oily wrestlers!! Suck it bitches!!....... Actually i take that back, You just Might!
  26. XENOPHON Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 11:36


    @FightYouBitch - how can you call Arianny "seriously HOT" when you haven't even seen her taint, or her tits? .............................................................................................."...roided, shaved, oily wrestlers!" Are you talking about GSP?
  27. The12ozCurls Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 12:08


    Damn XENO ---- you are seriously pissed off today. I mean more than normal anyhow. Do you need a hug or what bro? Lighten up sunshine - everything is gonna be okay.
  28. XENOPHON Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 12:45


    Frown ^ I was just starting to spool up, dam back to doing homework. Quality Engineering 604. I got to pick one from the list. Any tips since the MMA news is slow? The professor is a chick with a Phd in Chemistry. I was was gonna fuck with her and write about Viagra and improving the quality of its effects - GRIN 1. How do you define quality? 2. How important is quality in the company that you currently work for? Give one positive and one negative example if possible. 3. Name a manufacturing or service company that you regard as high in quality. Why? 4. Name a manufacturing or service company that you would rank low in quality. Why? 5. State and explain one of the strengths of the US in regards to global competition. 6. State and explain one of the weaknesses of the US in regards to global competition. 7. What do you think Deming got right in his philosophy? What problems do you think there are in Deming’s philosophy?
  29. mothercruncher Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 12:46


    Those fake tits are SO fake.
  30. ArmFarmer Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 12:56


    Is Arianny hotter than any chick I'll hook up with? Probably. Is it unreasonable for me to hold super models that make careers out of their physical appearance to a higher standard than the girls I date? I don't think so. That said, if a girl is being paid to look good, I'd prefer someone with an ass, and with natural everything. Taking all that into consideration, Arianny leaves a lot to be desired.
  31. Austin3210 Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 01:11


    The corset in the first picture makes her fakes look absolutely awful. Yes, I am aware she's hotter than just about anyone I'll probably ever get.
  32. ThePeoplesTroll Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 01:22


    britney gets hotter every time i see her.
  33. XENOPHON Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 01:23


    Hey, my chicks got bolt-ons and I love them. Never sag, can roll without her brazier, and can't defend against my high speed sneak tweak anytime of the day! Lights on - whoop whoop!
  34. Hinarf Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 01:43


    lol at everything! Some of you commenting cats are TRYING WAY TOO HARD to let us know that you ARE IN FACT ... not... lol... going to masturbate to this later.
  35. SonOfSerbia Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 02:17


    wow Arianny's plastic surgeon deserves an award for molding those perfect silicone tits..and Xeno...shut the fuck up and get a life...Arianny is not that hot so stop defending...UFC needs some new ring hoes...Mr. Ed, Ms. Plastic, and the white trash prom queen aren't cutting it...go back to Brazil and do some talent scouting...or how bout this one...instead of voting for "hottest chick in mma"..cagepotato should have a contest where we all vote on 3 replacements for UFC ring girls. I know the winner wont actually have won a contract but the people have a voice, and our demands need to be heard by the baldfather!
  36. rngeorgeh Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 02:34


    Arianny is so hot! So what if she's not perfect; who is? I'd like to see pictures of the skanks you guys diddle with! I mean, really, it's not even arguable that she's hot unless you're gay or retarded... sorry, I had to get that out.
  37. dranokills Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 02:49


    you JUST described xeno. good job.
  38. justscrappin Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 03:08


    Arianny has a gorgeous face...the tits are fake so no points...and the butt is wack...which I actually feel bad about for her..cuz she is latina...and they are usually blessed back there. The rest of her body is nice...but then you hear her talk in real interviews.. you remember that almost all attractive women have horrible personalities. The fact is I would hit it of course...but there wouldn't be any want to continue. The conquest would be over...and I would be bored immediately. Unless she has like the most ridiculous skills ever ( i.e. bj's...hj's....zj's.) Then maybe I would consider repeats. She is old news though...like someone said...go to brazil and find a chick with an itty bitty waist and a ginormous bunda. We need a serious rotating stable of stallions. Dana make it happen.
  39. XENOPHON Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 03:39


    @SonOfSerbia - Mr. Ed, I knew which one that was the minute you said it. hahaha As for defending Arianny, only her fake tits. As for my life, I don't have one for another year. Then after a year, both me and Drano will disappear for good. Me, I will be back to work somewhere, and that bitch ass Drano will be getting sold piece meal to mafia at the Fulton Fish market. The day Drano winds up missing, I suggest you not order Cioppino with Sourdough, you might be eating Drano.
  40. XENOPHON Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 04:06


    WTF, we got Croats and Serbs, where are all the fucking Bosnians?
  41. dranokills Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 05:35


    xeno you old drag queen stop asking me out on dates. Your threats are as hollow as your post.....and your pointy old head. Shut up now, REAL people are talking.
  42. TerryEtimFrozenNTime Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 06:45


    These black and white photos remind me of this pale girl I dated about 3 years ago who would chew up a bunch of zanax and cut herself in my shower. What? That was legitimately my first though. Still jerked to it.
  43. TerryEtimFrozenNTime Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 06:48


    Fuck that reads all fucked up. She wasn't "my first". Mean to say "thought".
  44. Kid Clam Curtains Says:

    Tue, 02/07/12 - 07:02


    I'm gay and retarded. Therefore, I think this chick is a vapid empty-headed public cum receptacle that I wouldn't fuck with a cock I found in a homeless shelter garbage can. I hope her cunt spontaneously combusts and her asshole unexpectedly prolapses at her next birthday party.
  45. XENOPHON Says:

    Wed, 02/08/12 - 05:11


    dranokills - only date your getting from me, is date raped in a van! Don't worry, I will make sure to do you right. Give me a month to grow that handlebar mustache before I pick you up again. Opps better not say that, Dana might fire me. Please Mr. M. Torrres, what can I do now besides listening to my manager and kissing some White ass to get my job back.
  46. UFCFightBlogger Says:

    Wed, 02/08/12 - 09:14


    Arianny definitely looks hot in the shoot. She is showing a different side than fans are used to. Normally she is in a bikini but the leather and whip look is new and shows her versatility. Check out an article about her here http://www.ufcfightblogger.com/news/arianny-celestes-dark-side-complex/
  47. macgare Says:

    Wed, 02/15/12 - 09:34


    MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRLS OF BRAZIL NAKED http://galeriadasfamosas.blogspot.com/

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