WOW! her knee's do look just like the other two girls only bigger because she is 5'5" Who ever heard of vagina knees???? your not picky your sicky dude get some help FAST!!!!!!

Brittanys knee's don't look any different than the other girls knees just bigger, after all she is 5'10" sounds like you have some childhood trauma about a girls knees!!!!!!

Frank, click the second picture from the left on the first row of 4 pictures.. you will know it when you see it. VAGINA KNEES!!!!!!! I stick to my pickiness. This is not some little fucking show. This is the major league... if you are not a 10 then get the fuck out of here.

Sluts,sluts,sluts,sluts,sluts,sluts,sluts,sluts,sluts,sluts WE LOVE SLUTS......................And WTF are vagina knees?

A young blonde girl in her early twenties named Brittny Ward , wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of Dana Whites house and asked the Dana if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" Dana said. "How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, Brittny Ward quickly responded, "How about $50?"

Dana agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage.

Dana's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" Dana responded.

Dana's wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes."

A few hours later Brittny Ward came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already??" Dana asked.

"Yes," Brittny Ward replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, Dana reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.

"Thank you," Brittny Ward said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."


SO Dana hired her on the spot for a ring girl.

I echo Joe Rogan's sentiments regarding Ms. Ward during the prelims....Shazam!!

We would all love to take that saintly girl for a seafood dinner of clams and taco at this great little place in Poundtown.

I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again.

Britney Ward is a saint! You hear me? A saint!

Thassa huge bi.. Did somebody say "sluts"? I like sluts. Very much, in fact.

@vivahate
best dana white impression. also agree with rex13 on the regular guest appearence, get some celeb ring girls in the rotation or just some SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS

Also, I'm with Rex on the jacked up feet thing. If a girl has ugly-ass feet it doesn't matter how hot the rest of her is, and Chandella's hooves are not pretty.

This new girl is definitely hot, knees and all. But there is a disturbing lack of NSFW material in this article for me to make any final judgements.

Dear CP,

Take that fucking outsourced bullshit off the main page. No one's going to watch that garbage anyways. Its been freezing up my computers for the past couple days, and I gotta say it doesnt make me wanna visit often.

nice camel toe. must be wore out.

meh. Don't get me wrong, I'd let her shit on my chest. I just wouldn't let her shit in my mouth.

BADONKADONK

To prevent the ban hammer from falling on me I cannot explain in detail all the things I would do to the lovely Miss Brittney - all I can say is I would still call her afterward, hoping and praying that she would let me do the same to her all over again the next day...

I would wear her like a hockey mask.

Chandella is a bit of a horse face but her body is killer, you guys have some pretty crazy standards. I'm surprised you guys even get time to post on here with all the perfect 10 models that must grace your tip.
I have to say I do love the comparison to Michelle Obama on South Park, I wasn't surprised to learn Michelle Obama was from south central Ferengi

Vagina knees is the new ATM dudes. Shit can Chandella Liza Horseface and bring this new chick in. I personally think they should have to pudding wrestle between fights in the octagon for the girls to hold their positions as ring whores. I do like the rotating random ring girl idea though. Hold a contest in every fight hosted city for the BIGGEST SLUT.

this chick is definitely hotter than chandella, but not as hot as several of the previously fired octagon girls... i know that the ufc can a find an even hotter replacement for chandella.

destinationblood >> i think that movie made me like hallucinogens. And the color green.

I was wondering how long it would take before someone found a flaw with the new ring girl.

+1 for sluts. The world could use more.

lets give that key lime pie a day in court, and a big old glass of non fat milk, if you please.....i think that movie made me like keylime pie

i guess some people just have a feature they can't get past. Personally, i hate it when a chick has f'ed up feet.

Not that you guys care.

Ya, vagina knees is kinda picky like the Logan pinky haters, while it was freaky it is not a deterrent.

Now everyone, SLUTS SLYTS SLUTS SLUTS!

"Vagina knees"?

i mean shit, i'm pretty picky, but WTF?

She's the bee's "knees" girl has vagina knees. Still way hotter than horse mouth.

The Librarian >> Just relax, alright, it's me, your lover--not some demon, not your father, alright, relax. (+1)


Viva >> SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! SLUTS! EVERYBODY!

I second what viva says...BRING ON THE SLUTS!!!

Was browsing the sites of some regional promotions the other day and realized something the UFC is overlooking and that is the gratuitous use of complete SLUTS! I mean, why is there no wet t-shirt contests between fights? Strippers? Just total SLUTS!

There must have been one meeting where Dana said “So I got this fucking slut who wants to show her fucking fat fucking sweater cows to some fucking yahoos, fucking fucks we need fucking sluts.”

@Rex What are you talking about, variety? Hostages? You want to fuck some other women now? Huh?

This woman even makes cankles look good.

Hey everyone, what is this non-worthy news about the female species? I got a REAL scoop for you guys: Our friend, thisredengine, now has an MMA blog that he and three "friends" are running. It's apparently going to be posts about MMA while being drunk. Because, you know, it's cool to claim that you're drunk on the internet. Especially if you're a grown man.

I'd link it, but this great blog might be too competitive for CP and will obviously take hits away. Anyways, it ain't too hard to find as he's now pimping everywhere on BE.

She doesn't look like a post-op tranny, so she's one up on half of the current octagon girl squad.

I'll be satisfied if the UFC has a regular "guest" spot.

Let me tell you something: this is the 2010s, all right? In this day and age, a man has to have choices. A man needs a little bit of variety.

What does everyone have against Chandella... She's a very pretty lady. Unlike all us basement-dwelling, arm-chair warriors.

Ditch Arianny; bring in Sarah Jessica Parker.

Look at the buns on that one! Yeah, he must work out.

chandella looks like michelle obama on southpark

I need NSFW pics...

Chandella is much much hotter. NOT!

Ps. Thank you Borat.

I'll take two, please.