(Photos courtesy of flickr.com/takeanapfightgear and ModelMayhem. Click thumbnails for larger versions. Props to MMA Fight Girls for the tip.)
Speaking of professional hot chicks, Conquest MMA/Take a Nap Fight Gear has added the lovely Cali-Luv to their stable of models, which already includes hotties like Jenny P and Adree DeSanti. According to her Model Mayhem profile, Cali is an exotic mash-up of German, French, Scottish, and Native American ancestry who loves ice cream, classic rock, and the color pink; she does not like sweat ("icky"), seafood, or the IRS. To see a little more of Cali — as in, more than might be tolerated by the human resources department at your place of business — click here.
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Tue, 02/16/10 - 01:22
HOLY SHIT
Tue, 02/16/10 - 01:24
I like the photo of her sitting in what appears to be an RV, brandishing a weapon sans magazine, and looking like she just drank a couple of whatever Chuck was having.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 01:24
She looks a little doughy. Based upon the swollen lip she must have taken a few knees when she gassed out in the first and Ariani got her in the plum.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 01:28
Dont get me wrong, Id slam her, but aside from the tatties she is pretty goddamn ugly.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 01:32
bobzemuda & FreddyFangers>>>> Agreed. Move along, gentlemen, nothing to see here.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 01:34
She looks like she could be Gina Carano's whore-ish sister. And I mean that as a compliment.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 01:35
Finest crackhead/tweeker I've seen this week..
Tue, 02/16/10 - 01:37
I have the strange urge to buy a Subway sandwich, 6 inch combo meal, and instead of chips, get cookies and instead of a fountain drink, grab one of those Shamrock farms milks from the little refrigerator near the counter, but not because I want the sandwich, which, now that I think about, doesn't sound half bad, maybe I'll get a BLT - no one appreciates those anymore - but that's beside the point; the point being, them is some damn nice boobies right there.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 01:39
Holy Shit! Did you guys know that you can see chicks dressed in revealing clothing on the internet! Or sometimes nothing at all! Hot damn! Only in America!
Tue, 02/16/10 - 01:46
That dancing is making my penis soft..............
Tue, 02/16/10 - 01:46
Sorry, but chicks with guns just don't do it for me... not even the fuckin' canons she has.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 01:53
if the pic of her on the train tracks or holding the revolver doesnt do it for you, you're a homo. all there is to it.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 01:55
@Goat - Wow that does sound good. A white chocolate chip and macadamia nut cookie... But yeah those boobs are about as real as the moon landing. I think. Later tonight I will be doing more research into that. I forgot to mention in my first post that I would like to bone this chick, despite all the legitimate gripes that have been brought against her. And the cankles. Also I think she should replace Mrs. ED as the newest UFC ring girl.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 02:01
what has this site become
Tue, 02/16/10 - 02:05
What the... How does something like THAT get a modelling job? Her face is enough to give me nightmares and someone has replaced her legs with tree trunks. The only votes she'd get is the guys who are interested in chesticles and that is it. 'Kin hell, she's rougher than trying to shit out sandpaper.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 02:08
I'm so sick of girls posing for pictures with the pouty lip thing. That looks soooo fuckin stupid to me!
Tue, 02/16/10 - 02:09
why would they sign a busted looking model? she looked like she took a beat before she coudl sign teh contract
Tue, 02/16/10 - 02:11
Swamp Donkey!
Tue, 02/16/10 - 02:13
"Would you bang her?" is never the litmus test for if a girl is truly hot. I can't tell you how many times me and my friend have debated a girl's hotness and ended up at the question "would you bang her". Well of course I'd bang her... but that's not the point!
Tue, 02/16/10 - 02:16
she's better than the ufc's ahem....other girl. but her face, arms, shoulders, stomach, back, thighs, cankles, feet and hands are all bad. her private parts seemd okay enough
Tue, 02/16/10 - 02:20
What'd the blindman say when he passed by the fish market? "Goodmorning Arianny!"
Tue, 02/16/10 - 02:21
If she's going to be a professional model, she could at least hit the step-master. It's like working as a nuclear scientist but failing science at school. The shocker is, some fucker has given her a job still.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 02:22
I've hit some pigs in my time but I don't even think I could stomach this one long enough for her to buy pizza afterwards.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 02:26
I like her more than the black girl they got. I bet they pay her in KFC coupons.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 02:32
Swamp Donkey Now that is funny!!!
Tue, 02/16/10 - 02:41
shes not hot at all....she has a bustest ass face... the only thing i see here is a big pair of boobs
Tue, 02/16/10 - 03:02
fake boobs are the devil's handiwork i love the thick body, but those fake bazookas don't cut it. ragepotato
Tue, 02/16/10 - 03:06
Wow. This girl is more polarizing than universal health care.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 03:16
THICK ANKLES ........... AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Tue, 02/16/10 - 03:24
man she has a fucked up face but those are some fuckin' cannons!
Tue, 02/16/10 - 03:53
Did ya'll see her boobs?
Tue, 02/16/10 - 04:10
Gina Carano is never gonna make those 145 lb fights if she keeps eating lunch at Home Town Buffett.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 04:20
I loves me a thick girl she is perfect for me soft in the middle big a** and monster (real/fake) boobs!!!
Tue, 02/16/10 - 04:31
Lil' sleazy, sure, but we'd all immediately jump at the chance to make hot, sweaty, no-strings-attatched love to her. Anyone who says otherwise is lying through their teeth.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 04:39
I think we found Victorville's finest, all she needs now is a Banjow to match her Trailor Parkness.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 05:04
Nice set bonkers lets see somemore of her big gorgeous bonkers with some felish
Tue, 02/16/10 - 05:04
fake tittays ftl
Tue, 02/16/10 - 05:11
Awesome , sexy sudective pic lets see some skin
Tue, 02/16/10 - 05:12
Her face looks like a chewed up mocassin.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 05:26
I think the UFC should call Conquest MMA and offer to trade Chandella Powell and a bottle of scotch for this girl ASAP. If that doesn't work, they should offer to throw in Amir Sadollah in a skirt.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 05:42
That's some big ole fake tits. stubby arms. odd face.. Not so hot, but I'd let her suck my cock.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 06:53
The power of the male mind at work. We all just go "BOOBS!" and fail to recognise the bitch only has one tooth.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 07:19
And afterwards? more free meth for all the nice girls who signed the waiver.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 07:33
Huge fake boobs look best covered up.
Tue, 02/16/10 - 08:17
Whats the difference between Hoe's like this and Onions?
Tue, 02/16/10 - 08:18
I cry when I cut onions
Tue, 02/16/10 - 09:09
hey i discovered her, shes a nice girl at least
Tue, 02/16/10 - 09:20
did anyone else notice how her tits act a natural arm rest when she's aiming that gun? kinda impressive...
Wed, 02/17/10 - 01:20
See, now, these photos are so much better than those 7-foot, lanky, airbrushed cover model crap. It's just her gigantic tits and incredible butox filled into a tiny build (okay, it is), it's the amatuer photo look. Feels so much more real. The one where she's wearing make-up is least appealing to me.
Wed, 02/17/10 - 05:46
White trash
Wed, 02/17/10 - 05:56
First of all this is one skanky bitch. Just because she has manufactured fuck bags doesn't mean she's attractive. I bet she wipes back to front. And second, I love how douche bags always say "if you wouldn't fuck her you're gay" or "anyone who says they wouldn't fuck her is lying." Speak for yourselves dickheads. Some guys have class and wouldn't stick their dicks in a warm bowl of soup if the opportunity presented itself. Unlike some.
Wed, 02/17/10 - 06:46
I consider myself a discerning gentleman and I must say that I would hit this eight ways from Sunday. I mean, yeah, she's a little busted up, but she's built like a dream. I'd take this over that new thing they've got in the UFC anytime and everytime.
Wed, 02/17/10 - 07:07
haha that bitch is broke she would deffinately take a line off a boner
Wed, 02/17/10 - 08:16
ROFL @ cankles.
Wed, 02/17/10 - 11:40
i'm sure all of you have done the google search for cali luv already...
Wed, 02/17/10 - 03:49
Lugnutz Says: Tue, 02/16/2010 - 14:22 I've hit some pigs in my time but I don't even think I could stomach this one long enough for her to buy pizza afterwards ^ virgin busted_cranium Says: Wed, 02/17/2010 - 05:56 First of all this is one skanky bitch. Just because she has manufactured fuck bags doesn't mean she's attractive. I bet she wipes back to front. And second, I love how douche bags always say "if you wouldn't fuck her you're gay" or "anyone who says they wouldn't fuck her is lying." Speak for yourselves dickheads. Some guys have class and wouldn't stick their dicks in a warm bowl of soup if the opportunity presented itself. Unlike some. ^ Hasn't been laid in a year.
Wed, 02/17/10 - 04:03
Those are some terrible fake boobs.
Sat, 03/13/10 - 10:05
how do u turn off worksafe mode on the mm site?
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