‘Hot Potato’ Exclusive: Adult Film Star Carmen Valentina Does Her GSP Dance, Just for You |

the_millz- November 8, 2011 at 10:23 am

Be hard to ground and pound longer than 3 minutes looking at that body.... Ever in Oklahoma let me know...

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smellypiratehooker- November 7, 2011 at 5:32 pm

Is a " bird in hand worth 2 in the bush"

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Eyes red as Fedor- November 6, 2011 at 11:49 am

A bitty that cute making a Cecil Peoples joke? Definitely the WTF of the year. Oh, and the volleyball is completely unnecessary in the lifeguard outfit.

As awesome as this was, I burn too much to root for GSP against my boy Nick. We can still be friends though...

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sirch6002- November 5, 2011 at 7:39 pm

@intercept440

i think it took him that long to find a captcha that didnt look like it was klingon or something....

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ghostboner- November 5, 2011 at 6:24 pm

So, uh, you still got that husky broad's number?

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DangadaDang- November 5, 2011 at 6:01 pm

Carmen, I too would wake up in a cold sweat if I knew I had let someone like me slip away. It would be devastating.

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ccman- November 5, 2011 at 5:08 pm

I finally clicked on tacos 1 st link, Carmen does fit in......

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intercept440- November 5, 2011 at 4:37 pm

@karma
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dont lie dude.. you totaly watch alot of porn.. thats why it took ya 14 minutes to reread your own post before you said to yourself "OH FUCK, What have i done".
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ahahahahah
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intercept440- November 5, 2011 at 4:34 pm

@CARMEN

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you should have had a dream you were locked in my basement.
with me spanking your ass
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you can imagine the rest from there
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dont ever dream about danga....youll end up in a freddy kruger nightmare..that guy is fucked up.
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CarmenValentina- November 5, 2011 at 3:53 pm

@KarmaAteMyCat I totally thought you meant you watch ALOT of porn...which I'm cool with. Whatever floats your boat...Either way now following on twitter. Thanks to all the guys for the awesome responses.

BTW woke up this morning in a cold sweat. I had a dream I was the Ex Mrs Danga and our ceremony was led by Cecil Peoples.

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KarmaAteMyCat- November 5, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Did someone edit my post? I totaly said I cant say as I watch a lot of porn.. You sons of bitchs..
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This shits gonna haunt me

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KarmaAteMyCat- November 5, 2011 at 3:22 pm

@Carmen; My Twitter account is - Karmaatemycat
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Awesome responses Carmen I can say as I watch A LOT of porn but you are a welcomed commodity here at CagePotato thanks for the humor

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NomadRip- November 5, 2011 at 11:26 am

@Danga, oof, can't help you there. I don't really have any. Why you think I'm on here all the time? :-D

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intercept440- November 5, 2011 at 10:35 am

@carmenvalentina
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i was impressed with your performance.
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wait wtf am i saying...
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truth...i was impressed by your ass and your jiggling tits.
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the dance....not so much.
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(not saying it sucked, the only dancing im interested in from you is the lap kind though).
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sorry im a repressed 14 yr vetern of marraige.
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rock on

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DangadaDang- November 5, 2011 at 10:23 am

@Nomad
Thanks for the support man, tell your friends!

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Sabourcc- November 5, 2011 at 10:10 am

Obvious virgins are obvious.

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NomadRip- November 5, 2011 at 10:09 am

@Danga of course I saw it. I was your 7th thumbs up on YouTube. Other than dude staying on the phone so long listening to the fax noise and leaving the dog out in the snow, I liked it :-)

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Irishwolfhound491- November 5, 2011 at 8:49 am

Carmen my triangle choke defense is really lacking and clearly you are an expert of many positions, any pointers?

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GrimJack- November 5, 2011 at 8:36 am

Epic!!! Thanks for the morning giggle

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MoTropolis- November 5, 2011 at 7:40 am

Thankfully, Diaz is gonna destroy GSP, so we never have to see that dance again.

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tallkitchenbags- November 5, 2011 at 5:24 am

what a stupid whore.

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SnackDaddy- November 5, 2011 at 2:31 am

You hear that?! i get a free third base pass! Woot! I know, i know... i'll make a small clip for ya'll.
haha... in all seriousness though, this girl would probably not give us the time of her day if we met here at a bar... not to say she ain't cool or anything. we're just THAT creepy.

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RwilsonR- November 5, 2011 at 12:20 am

CarmenValentina Says: Love you guys. Even the ones with imaginary girlfriends.
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What about those of us with very real wives? We're probably getting less action than the ones with imaginary girlfriends.

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Todd M- November 5, 2011 at 12:04 am

^ FBF, International Man Of Mystery.

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fatbellyfrank- November 4, 2011 at 11:55 pm

Hi Carmen,
My names Fatbelly and i'm from Australia, do you like crocodile wrestling and drinking beer?or maybe we could go outback and enjoy the bush.
Love from FBF xox

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CarmenValentina- November 4, 2011 at 11:05 pm

@itsGalf slot of guys want to brag about how great their ground and pound is but they usually gas out in the first 3 minutes. Prob better working from guard :)

@karmaatemycat send me your twitter link and I'll send out to your link for your donations to my 32,000 twitter followers.

@SnackDaddy you automatically receive a free get to third base pass

My opinion on Ass to Mouth? As long as you can handle me and my strap on I'll gladly let you try it

Love you guys. Even the ones with imaginary girlfriends.

Xoxo
Carmen

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CarmenValentina- November 4, 2011 at 11:03 pm

@itsGalf slot of guys want to brag about how great their ground and pound is but they usually gas out in he first 3 minutes. Prob better working from guard :)

@karmaatemycat send me your twitter link and I'll send out to your link for your donations to my 32,000 twitter followers.

@SnackDaddy you automatically receive a free get to third base pass

My opinion on Ass to Mouth? As long as you can handle me and my strap on I'll gladly let you try it

Love you guys. Even the ones with imaginary girlfriends.

Xoxo
Carmen

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Todd M- November 4, 2011 at 10:17 pm

Also If she talked shit to me in my 'Don't Be Scared Homey' t-shirt..,,POW right in the baby maker, straight right to the ovaries.

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DangadaDang- November 4, 2011 at 10:12 pm

@Nomad
You check that shit out? You wouldn't believe how many groupies that gets at the tattoo expos and Renaissance festivals.

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Todd M- November 4, 2011 at 9:55 pm

Yeah she posted comments today but I feel she is just using us like Captain Miserable did to promote his website, she isn't going to take our calls tomorow :(

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NomadRip- November 4, 2011 at 8:11 pm

Just show her your Zombie flick, Danga. That'll win her over for sure.

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Jesus Frijoles- November 4, 2011 at 6:47 pm

Soooo there I am at work watching this gal dancing. I didnt read the text or have the sound on. When she got to the free cage potato and her ass cheek part, I laughed my ass off. I was not expecting that. Thank you maam, fine scenery and a good laugh.

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KarmaAteMyCat- November 4, 2011 at 6:42 pm

^ Oh my god...

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Autopsy- November 4, 2011 at 6:00 pm

if you only knew the things i would shove in her ass.....

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RSparrow- November 4, 2011 at 4:45 pm

I would one hundred percent absolutely say that to "a real girl"

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noizy- November 4, 2011 at 4:45 pm

This thread remind me some wise words from Denis Leary:
50% of men want to have sex with a porn star. I don't think they asked everybody.

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ArmFarmer- November 4, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Godamnit.. I should have visited cp BEFORE the porn sites... whatever I'm gonna take a nap.

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KarmaAteMyCat- November 4, 2011 at 4:02 pm

@CCMAN;
Why yes I do like world of warcraft would you like to que for dungeon finder? We can get our Item Level up and then do Raids.
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Yeah bro I totally just went there.

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ccman- November 4, 2011 at 3:59 pm

And we have officially entered the "things I could never say to a real girl" part of our program. Reality would be more "err uh,yeah, you like world of Warcraft?" but cream pie/north south is close. I dying her.

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RSparrow- November 4, 2011 at 3:40 pm

Carmen, get your ass to Houston you just won yourself a cream pie.

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Punchthedonky- November 4, 2011 at 3:17 pm

Three words for Carmen.....wrestling, North, South!!! ;-)

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rokabee- November 4, 2011 at 3:14 pm

needs more boobs

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smellypiratehooker- November 4, 2011 at 2:59 pm

seems quite nice but I hear she's anal about her work

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itsgalf- November 4, 2011 at 2:36 pm

I wonder if Carmen is any good off her back?
Or maybe she's more of a stand up fighter?

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DangadaDang- November 4, 2011 at 2:29 pm

And I gotta say that the fact that this girl detests me only makes me like her all the more. In fact, we're probably looking at the future ex Mrs. DangadaDang.

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NomadRip- November 4, 2011 at 2:24 pm

@ccman working on making it happen. I'm not worried about the world. I'm very unAmerican that way. Now to see if I can solve this quadratic equation...

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SnackDaddy- November 4, 2011 at 2:18 pm

This is probably the coolest moment in CagePotato's entire existence.

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ccman- November 4, 2011 at 2:15 pm

Yes I donated.
@nomad C.A. Rocks if you know where to go and little things like personal safety don't stop you from having fun.
I had to scroll 5 captchas to not have a physics problem or russian alphabet. Can we drop it yet?

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Kid Clam Curtains- November 4, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Seems like a classy lady. I wonder if she'd shit on my chest.

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NomadRip- November 4, 2011 at 2:04 pm

@CarmenValentina I haven't really been to Central America yet, either. I just didn't want to admit on here that it was from the Can-can Room on Industrial when I lived in Vegas too.

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KarmaAteMyCat- November 4, 2011 at 1:56 pm

You seriously going to Donate? Cause that would be fucking awesome CCMAN it really is for an awesome cause.

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ccman- November 4, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Damn Autofilland Karma just wants to win the do the prostate checks bonus donation level. Comes with gloves,lube, and a self propelled dildo. Fine I'll donate.

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skeletor- November 4, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Who the fuck is skeleton?

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ccman- November 4, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Sorry skeleton, do you need to borrow my vids? Least I could do.

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ccman- November 4, 2011 at 1:44 pm

@ Carmen. Met arianny at fan expo last month. You best be hotter and sure as fuck can't be a bigger bitch. Live that woman causes men to become an inny. Seriously she has to be blowing the entire UFC corp office daily to get the backing she gets. Only her and Tito I became rude with for being shits. Even Rashad who I disliked gained respect. Her I said nah, won't be needing a photo or autograph.

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KarmaAteMyCat- November 4, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Oh and Carmen! What are your Opinions on Ass To mouth

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skeletor- November 4, 2011 at 1:43 pm

@ccman - My wife is hot but I don't have a video library to prove it to you guys. That being said, I'd probably get with Carmen if I was drunk and it was around closing time and most the other chicks had already left and she could drive me home afterwords and she promised not to tell my friends.

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KarmaAteMyCat- November 4, 2011 at 1:42 pm

@RWR; Jason Moles is the fucking man!
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Carmen; So I should put away my Don't be scared homie shirt if we're in the same vicinity as another? Oh and I'd rather have a date Brittany Palmer.. That might go better. We can donate the money raised to fallen warriors foundation and that way its not as bad..

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ccman- November 4, 2011 at 1:38 pm

Ahhhh nothing says CP quite like enter a girl and let the 'flirt vs the 'my pretend girlfriend is hotter so I will stand out pretending I have seen a girl naked in REAL life' battle begin. Jackal has cast the first stone. Who will win a mock cyber date and the heart (heart?) of Carmen?

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CarmenValentina- November 4, 2011 at 1:34 pm

@ccman Might go better than a "Win a Date with Arianny" contest unless you skip out on the press conference

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Jackal- November 4, 2011 at 1:33 pm

I'm not impressed by her skanky ass

tricssh that

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ccman- November 4, 2011 at 1:32 pm

And after that comment contest might not be needed. Just an address and a few drugs in gsp's water.

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ccman- November 4, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Why do I see a rigged 'win a date with Carmen' contest on the horizon. It might just be gossip but I hear she puts out.

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CarmenValentina- November 4, 2011 at 1:26 pm

No Prob @KarmaAteMyCat if GSP loses to Diaz I'm guessing the rest of my weekend would consist of self destructive behavior which would probably include alcohol and promiscuity and starting a fight with anyone wearing a Nick Diaz Tshirt. But why focus on the improbable?

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NomadRip- November 4, 2011 at 1:23 pm

@Jason, Danga is not the champion of the writers here. That's like saying you're gonna call out Scott Ferrozo to an Ohio backyard fight.

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RwilsonR- November 4, 2011 at 1:19 pm

Thanks CP for just putting up the pictures and not having us try to sort through your crappy gallery system. Carmen deserved better treatment than your normal gallery, and I'm glad she got it.
And who the fuck is this Jason Moles guy?

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KarmaAteMyCat- November 4, 2011 at 1:19 pm

Oh and I wasn't trying to be Insulting, Just realized how that came across. Thanks for the Video Contribution Carmen! Welcome to the PotatoNation we love us some Hot Potato's :)

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KarmaAteMyCat- November 4, 2011 at 1:17 pm

I wonder what kind of Dance she'll do if GSP doesn't win...I sure hope it doesn't resemble the last scene from Requiem for a Dream.. Yes I went there.

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RwilsonR- November 4, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Thanks Carmen, that was great! Also, I heard the Captcha was Danga's idea. He was also the chief proponent of doing away with the edit button.

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Jason Moles- November 4, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Once again, no one knows who I am :/ Maybe it's time to call out the champion and talk my way into your hearts.

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CarmenValentina- November 4, 2011 at 1:15 pm

@NomaRip Never been to a Central American hostel but I have been to a seedy adult theater in downtown Vegas with Kayden Kross once which I'm sure is pretty close. Nicaragua earbiski sounds like some of Ron Jeremy's early work, just sayin

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Ringo- November 4, 2011 at 1:13 pm

Id tap that ass, very nice ass!, I may even go to pornhub right now...

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NomadRip- November 4, 2011 at 1:09 pm

Right there with you on the captcha nonsense. Mine are up to 5-syllable words, now. I come here for the quality dumb stuff, not to have to use my damn brain.
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"Nicaragua earbiski" sounds like something I picked up in a Central American hostel.

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skeletor- November 4, 2011 at 1:02 pm

I hate Danga as well Carmen, probably more than anyone else shoot me an email and we'll talk about more stuff we hate.

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CarmenValentina- November 4, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Nothing wrong with porn on a Friday Night @ksgbobo That's normally my idea of a first date when I'm not trolling MMA boards;)

btw...WTF is it with this captcha system?

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DangadaDang- November 4, 2011 at 12:58 pm

I hope she doesn't expect to become a Pro Elite Ring Girl with those kinds of moves.

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NomadRip- November 4, 2011 at 12:56 pm

Cage Potato wins the MMA internet. Did she get a t-shirt?

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ksgbobo- November 4, 2011 at 12:39 pm

I'll be looking her up later tonight on PornHub before I go to bed. That's right...I'll be looking at porn on a Friday night...what of it!?

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Fried Taco- November 4, 2011 at 12:38 pm

@bgoldstein - oh, sorry, let me try again: NSFW!!!

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jimbonics- November 4, 2011 at 12:37 pm

WTF of the year.

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danomite- November 4, 2011 at 12:36 pm

50 bucks says the usual comments (her elbows are too pointy, earlobes are too low, etc) get replaced with compliments about how hot she is now that everyone knows she reads the site.

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bgoldstein- November 4, 2011 at 12:35 pm

@ Fried Taco: Aw man...you gotta include a NSFW warning for stuff like that! (LOL, though.)

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danomite- November 4, 2011 at 12:33 pm

did she say anything about me? I'm her favorite right? Whatever, bro, she totally wants me.

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Fried Taco- November 4, 2011 at 12:31 pm

BTW, here is a photo of Danga's performance that she was not impressed with.

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Fried Taco- November 4, 2011 at 12:29 pm

I like the one pic where she has my penis in her mouth. That's my fave.

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