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‘Hot Potato’ Exclusive: Adult Film Star Carmen Valentina Does Her GSP Dance, Just for You


(Unbelievable props: YouTube.com/ClubCarmenValentina)

Carmen Valentina is a fun-lovin’ porn chick who just happens to be a daily reader of CagePotato.com. She was so smitten with our recent Georges St. Pierre GIF gallery, that she wanted to pay tribute in some way. And so, she recorded the above video of herself dancing, inspired by GSP’s own goofy moves.

We appreciated the opening shout-out, and we loved the dancing — but at the 1:20 mark, things take a turn for the legendary. Thank you Carmen Valentina, for producing the greatest Free CagePotato message to date, then personally insulting our staff writer DangadaDang. See, I told you guys she was one of us!

Show Carmen some love at @ClubCarmenXXX and CarmenValentina.com, and check out some of our favorite Carmen Valentina photos after the jump.

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the_millz- November 8, 2011 at 10:23 am
Be hard to ground and pound longer than 3 minutes looking at that body.... Ever in Oklahoma let me know...
smellypiratehooker- November 7, 2011 at 5:32 pm
Is a " bird in hand worth 2 in the bush"
Eyes red as Fedor- November 6, 2011 at 11:49 am
A bitty that cute making a Cecil Peoples joke? Definitely the WTF of the year. Oh, and the volleyball is completely unnecessary in the lifeguard outfit.

As awesome as this was, I burn too much to root for GSP against my boy Nick. We can still be friends though...
Punchthedonky- November 6, 2011 at 9:43 am
Please FUCK OFF with the advertising on these sites!!! Next thing you know we'll be wading in the ads just to see the next comment!
sirch6002- November 5, 2011 at 7:39 pm
@intercept440

i think it took him that long to find a captcha that didnt look like it was klingon or something....
ghostboner- November 5, 2011 at 6:24 pm
So, uh, you still got that husky broad's number?
DangadaDang- November 5, 2011 at 6:01 pm
Carmen, I too would wake up in a cold sweat if I knew I had let someone like me slip away. It would be devastating.
ccman- November 5, 2011 at 5:08 pm
I finally clicked on tacos 1 st link, Carmen does fit in......
intercept440- November 5, 2011 at 4:37 pm
@karma
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dont lie dude.. you totaly watch alot of porn.. thats why it took ya 14 minutes to reread your own post before you said to yourself "OH FUCK, What have i done".
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ahahahahah
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intercept440- November 5, 2011 at 4:34 pm
@CARMEN

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you should have had a dream you were locked in my basement.
with me spanking your ass
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you can imagine the rest from there
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dont ever dream about danga....youll end up in a freddy kruger nightmare..that guy is fucked up.
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CarmenValentina- November 5, 2011 at 3:53 pm
@KarmaAteMyCat I totally thought you meant you watch ALOT of porn...which I'm cool with. Whatever floats your boat...Either way now following on twitter. Thanks to all the guys for the awesome responses.

BTW woke up this morning in a cold sweat. I had a dream I was the Ex Mrs Danga and our ceremony was led by Cecil Peoples.
KarmaAteMyCat- November 5, 2011 at 3:36 pm
Did someone edit my post? I totaly said I cant say as I watch a lot of porn.. You sons of bitchs..
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This shits gonna haunt me
KarmaAteMyCat- November 5, 2011 at 3:22 pm
@Carmen; My Twitter account is - Karmaatemycat
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Awesome responses Carmen I can say as I watch A LOT of porn but you are a welcomed commodity here at CagePotato thanks for the humor
NomadRip- November 5, 2011 at 11:26 am
@Danga, oof, can't help you there. I don't really have any. Why you think I'm on here all the time? :-D
intercept440- November 5, 2011 at 10:35 am
@carmenvalentina
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i was impressed with your performance.
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wait wtf am i saying...
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truth...i was impressed by your ass and your jiggling tits.
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the dance....not so much.
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(not saying it sucked, the only dancing im interested in from you is the lap kind though).
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sorry im a repressed 14 yr vetern of marraige.
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rock on
DangadaDang- November 5, 2011 at 10:23 am
@Nomad
Thanks for the support man, tell your friends!
Sabourcc- November 5, 2011 at 10:10 am
Obvious virgins are obvious.
NomadRip- November 5, 2011 at 10:09 am
@Danga of course I saw it. I was your 7th thumbs up on YouTube. Other than dude staying on the phone so long listening to the fax noise and leaving the dog out in the snow, I liked it :-)
Irishwolfhound491- November 5, 2011 at 8:49 am
Carmen my triangle choke defense is really lacking and clearly you are an expert of many positions, any pointers?
GrimJack- November 5, 2011 at 8:36 am
Epic!!! Thanks for the morning giggle
MoTropolis- November 5, 2011 at 7:40 am
Thankfully, Diaz is gonna destroy GSP, so we never have to see that dance again.
tallkitchenbags- November 5, 2011 at 5:24 am
what a stupid whore.
SnackDaddy- November 5, 2011 at 2:31 am
You hear that?! i get a free third base pass! Woot! I know, i know... i'll make a small clip for ya'll.
haha... in all seriousness though, this girl would probably not give us the time of her day if we met here at a bar... not to say she ain't cool or anything. we're just THAT creepy.
RwilsonR- November 5, 2011 at 12:20 am
CarmenValentina Says: Love you guys. Even the ones with imaginary girlfriends.
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What about those of us with very real wives? We're probably getting less action than the ones with imaginary girlfriends.
Todd M- November 5, 2011 at 12:04 am
^ FBF, International Man Of Mystery.
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