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Hot Potato: Playboy Model LaTasha Marzolla Wins MMA Debut

Latasha Marzolla

Former Playboy model turned fighter LaTasha Marzolla won her MMA debut this weekend in Las Vegas, beating on Christy Tada until Tada’s corner called a stop to it after one round at Saturday night’s Tuff-N-Uff event.  Guess you do learn a thing or two being best buds with Gina Carano.  As you can see, Marzolla isn’t built like the typical female MMA fighter (NSFW photographic evidence here) but she’s still not worried about getting her pretty face smashed in, much to the surprise of Steve Cofield, who had her on his radio show last week.  Marzolla brought along her Xtreme Couture trainer, Shawn Tompkins, and Cofield proved that he really knows women, or at least how to make broad generalizations about what’s important to them with this write-up:

“It takes a unique woman to want to compete in mixed martial arts. So much of a female’s self-esteem is based on looks, to risk having your face disfigured takes some guts.”

Real nice, Cofield.  Everybody remember to tune in to next week’s show to find out what is universally important to your demographic.  After the jump, video of Marzolla from the bizarrely cheesy movie “Ring Girls” for you to watch while you contemplate whether Marzolla’s entrance into MMA means she’s a threat to steal Carano’s unofficial title of ‘hottest female fighter.’

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williamshatner- June 7, 2009 at 3:37 pm
I'd tittie fuck the shit out of this big titted bitch.
ScrambledEggs- June 6, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Who wouldn't want to shoot a giant load all over those mammoth titties.
williamshatner- June 5, 2009 at 5:39 pm
What a fucking set of mammy jammy's on this bitch!
ScrambledEggs- June 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm
This bitch's mammoth tits make me want to see Strikeforce sign her tomorrow.
She could chock out her opponent by smothering them with her giant tits.
Rxforpain- June 1, 2009 at 5:56 pm
i'd still tear Gina's ass up over this bitch.

Gina = hottest chick in MMA by far. I love her boobies. So much.
Fuckyerfrat- June 1, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Cyborg would be the one that Cofield was talking about when he said grappling with a boner.
LOCKCAPSHAL- June 1, 2009 at 4:44 pm
CYBORG would KICK her ASS and THEN eat HER boobs.
Fuckyerfrat- June 1, 2009 at 4:36 pm
@ Kimbos Bread

My bad with the Timothy Dalton mistake. I was still a little baked from the contact high I got from the Nick Diaz highlight.
Chinstroker- June 1, 2009 at 1:13 pm
My turn at a boob-related quip:

You reckon she bothers to hold pads when training in the gym?
fftankr- June 1, 2009 at 12:04 pm
hey potatoheads,,,google image this chick for more nsfw pics. very nice.
831 Son- June 1, 2009 at 11:50 am
@ Buckwild--- Yes, those would indeed leak if they were hit hard enough haha. No joke.
geoff0011- June 1, 2009 at 11:48 am
A threat to Gina Carano? This article can't be taken serious. With that comment, I don't believe this fight even happened. :P
J-Dog- June 1, 2009 at 11:39 am
Someone already used my blast about the lopsided blouse bunnies. 'Tis a shame.
My Fight Wiffa Cheeto- June 1, 2009 at 11:18 am
@ Akilleez

Winner: Brooke Hogan via Head Kick 2:35 Rd 3

Those Amazonian legs are too much for Lesnar.
Akilleez- June 1, 2009 at 11:04 am
lets see Brooke Hogan vs Brock Lesnar.
Kimbos Bread- June 1, 2009 at 10:22 am
@ Fuckyerfrat

Christopher Dalton?

You must mean Timothy Dalton.

Clearly, you know way too much about Bond to make a sound judgment call as to what would qualify as a 'shitty' Bond flick.
Fuckyerfrat- June 1, 2009 at 10:12 am
The sound effects and dialog make me feel like I am watching a cross between kung fu theater and one of those shitty Bond movies with Christopher Dalton.
Aenarion- June 1, 2009 at 10:11 am
Nice. I would enjoy seeing more ladies like that fight.
averagejoe- June 1, 2009 at 9:47 am
Scrappy. I wouldn't want to kickbox her.

Women MMA fighters are shaking up ideas of strength and power, and what's inherently masculine or feminine, so it can be confusing. Cofield kept sexualizing her, talking about guys grappling with her and getting a boner - he didn't say a word about whether she had skill, or could hit hard, or was in good shape. Focusing on her boobs is more enjoyable and makes her less threatening.
BuckWild- June 1, 2009 at 9:30 am
I wonder what would happen if she took a hard punch in the implant. Would it leak ?
agentsmith- June 1, 2009 at 9:27 am
Even in the NSFW pic, one nipple points slightly up while the other points slightly down. I'm guessing a bad surgeon is more likely than bad genetics.
mayhem- June 1, 2009 at 9:25 am
Man does she have an unfair advantage... she could choke out most other fights from side controll with those things!
Kimbos Bread- June 1, 2009 at 9:16 am
Lop sided boob lady wins MMA debut.